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Mrs: Methane

Hellen: Ethane

Pass:Propane

Biology: Butane

Please: pentane

Help: heptane

Her: hexane

Obtain: Octane

Normal: Nonane

Degree :Decane

Alkane family (Organic Chemistry

I was distracted with a big YANSH, instead of LEFT TURN I turned RIGHT.

The soldier saw me and singled me out; left, left, left and right........ I couldn't explain it's a distraction from a succulent female Corps member

U mentioned FUFU in your list, how come FUFU became the headquarters of ILORIN SOUTH LGA?

SMALL DOCTOR na Dr.

I like University of ILORIN, no amount of donation will make unilorin award an honorary degree.

U must work for your degree

U can wear native dress and put on a fez cap

Oladunni has no job or business of her own, how will she be rich or wealthy in Nigeria of today?

brain54:
On salary of 105k...

That's the salary of level 08 in KWARA

Probably, the ASP has a hand in the parcel to be waybilled.

The word DISCHARGED is a misuse of English word. The act of the ASP was intentional, I learnt that he removed and reinserted the (bullet, pardon my English here) when the trigger first failed.

Corps member killed in crossfire during Abuja robbery
April 26, 2026 8:39 pm
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By
Umar Sani



The Nigerian Army has confirmed the death of a serving National Youth Service Corps member, Abdulsamad Jamiu, during a security operation following a robbery attack in Abuja.

Jamiu was killed in the early hours of April 25, 2026, at Shagari Estate, Dei-Dei, in the Federal Capital Territory.

The Acting Assistant Director, Army Public Relations, Headquarters Guards Brigade, Lt. Olawuyi Odunola, disclosed this in a statement on Sunday.

Odunola said troops of the Guards Brigade Quick Response Group, who were on routine night patrol, responded to a distress call over an armed robbery incident in the area.

“Upon arrival, the troops came under gunfire from the fleeing armed robbers, resulting in a brief but intense exchange.

“In the course of the engagement, Mr Jamiu was caught in the crossfire. Despite efforts by troops to secure the area and preserve lives, he sadly succumbed to his injuries. This heartbreaking loss has cast a deep shadow over all personnel of the Guards Brigade,” he said.

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He added that the situation was initially fluid and volatile as troops worked to repel the attackers and protect residents.

The Army spokesman said the Commander, Guards Brigade, officers and soldiers had extended condolences to the family of the deceased, the NYSC and others affected by the incident.

He noted that a thorough investigation had been launched to determine the exact circumstances surrounding the incident, assuring that findings would be made public.

According to him, the remains of the deceased have been handed over to the appropriate authorities and deposited at Kubwa General Hospital.

Odunola reaffirmed the Guards Brigade’s commitment to protecting lives and property within the Federal Capital Territory, adding that operational procedures would be reviewed to enhance civilian safety.

He also urged residents to remain calm and cooperate with security agencies in maintaining peace and security.

Umar Sani



https://punchng.com/corps-member-killed-in-crossfire-during-abuja-robbery/

tuoyoojo:
It is very hard for me to understand why a full grown man with beer beer for him armpit go join cult .

as in what is the gain inside

Lol!! He don join an before he grow "beer beer" for armpit

[quote author=WhizdomXX post=139182393]Is he from Kwara north or south[/quote

South

I went to NSCDC Agodi, IBADAN during the last Ramadan. My wife reported me when I demanded to know the school my children attend and I was invited.

On getting to room 306 (secretariat), I introduced myself and the Investigating Officer (I.O) said she would detain me. I replied her, u must release me after 24hrs. She took me to the counter and remained there for like 2hrs.

The point I'm trying to make here is that these low educated officers (police, NSCDC, ndlea etc) like to overdo things

Bakrabas:
It's possible Honourable

ShopRite was founded in 1946 in the United States. It established its stores in South Africa in 1979 and in 1990 began to spread to other African countries.

We need to know the country of the writer before we cruxify him/her and relate its story to the existence of ShopRite in his country.

Based on the currency stated, we can assume that it happend in Zambia.

ShopRite got to Zambia in 1995

Between 1982 when the father first met the nurse inside the bus to 1995 when ShopRite got to Zambia is 13years in between.

The story sounds real

Thank you for educating me

My mom got early retirement from nursing to concentrate on farming, she would supply maize to National mealing & vegetables to shoprite.

Are u saying SHOPRITE has been in existence at the time?

Force of gravity acted on the breasts.

I have a similar story. My firstborn is in Lagos state, around Kola or Alakuko since 2007.

The mother pinned the pregnancy on another man who was ready I have not been able to reach her since then.

Her father younger wife and my sister were fully aware of the pregnancy. He's a boy named Idris

Where does KWARA belong to?

Avoid a jobless woman, that's all.

That's one month salary of a level 6 civil servant in KWARA

Holluwhakemmy:
Hmmmn so sad. Yoruba will say a kin gbe ile Eni f'orunro

Na old proverb be dis

I taught in a private secondary school and one of my students then was


ABDUL JESU

RIP

Where are the Pentagon?

What of the money he kept for loud and co?

Is it not part of the profit?

Fiscus105:
And u think it can't be house wife to a married powerful politician?

Looking at the lady you will see, she is getting event plannings courtesy of powerful men in PH.

Two scenarios highly responsible for her death.

1. She is collecting all events plannings in the city, because of her relationship with big men

2. She is going out with one big man and about take over the man completely from his wife.

Event planners, Alaga Iduro, Make up artists, even Caterers...most of women doing it are for public.

U forgot to add HAIRDRESSER

Bearing the same name isn't tantamount to certificate forgery. The screening committee should provide details.

I had similar experience on 3 different occasions

The same name, same higher institutions (college of education, university) but different courses.

U can use low "level of education" for for those with SSCE, ND and NCE.

The word ILLITERATE is derogatory

As someone has rightly pointed out, once u can read and write in any language u are literate

Similar thing happened to me and I have not fully recovered.

Mine was over a million naira

My wife would run back to her family house after she's squandered the business capital. She lacks business acumen.

She's presently in IBADAN with the children, I was really mad at her last time she repeated same.

I'm planning to reconcile with her because of the children BUT she must be ready to get START UP CAPITAL for herself. This didn't go down well with her, she wants me to secure a loan from a cooperative society for her again.


Nothing dey the head

I tasted two and three when growing up. Very delicious.

No 2 is called manimani (caterpillar) and no 3 is called isunsun (reproductive termite)

The flow of traffic will determine the ownership of the road.

From the picture, it can easily be deduced that the wheelbarrow pusher is against the flow of traffic

Let her visit ILORIN, Nigeria. She will be shocked

Na skit