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This is a simple interpretation of MY MONEY IS MY MONEY AND YOUR MONEY IS OUR MONEY

According to the statement, the two female candidates involved were not regular students of Government Secondary School, Olowa, while the examination arrangements did not conform with the security framework put in place by the state government for candidates participating in the ongoing NECO examinations.

Is the state government now in charge of the examination time table?

What was the time slated or scheduled for the exam on the time table by the NECO?

The lateness might be due to logistic problem

Our aeroplane is due for servicing, we just returned from South Africa, we will get back to you later.

Suspension?


Bad market for private school owners

I can relate with no11, na so my friend snatched TINUKE from me. TINUKE na my junior for secondary school. I go learn how to toast from magazines




I dey buy 2nd hand MAGAZINE, copy the love quotes and include it in my love letter.

U are the only sugar in my tea, u are the only cockroach in my cupboard etc.

IBADAN and thuggery are Siamese twins, inseparable.

The same OJOO where I was nearly lynched to death by thugs when one of my sisters in-law raised a false alarm and tagged me a THIEF at LADEGBUWA FILLING STATION some years ago.

bigsmoke2:
Drink enough water about 2–3 liters daily
Take yogurt from time to time
Take lots of fruits and vegetables ugu,okra,ewedu etc (inside of orange )
Avoid bread !
You can also keep a record of other foods you eat aganst days you have constipation so you can avoid the other foods that make you constipated .
You can take liquid paraffin 10mls 3 times daily for 2 weeks it will make the popoo slippery so it can slide out without tearing your anus .

All this are preventive measures, the op is asking for the cure. I'm in the same shoe with the op. In fact, I do sitz bath; sit on warm water with table salt for like 20 minutes each time I visit the toilet

Ibkay32:
Does it come with blood whenever you want to pass stool? I went through something similar some time ago. One thing I noticed that really helped me was changing my diet. I completely cut down on sugary foods and drinks for a long time, avoided lifting heavy loads, and stayed away from strenuous activities.
I also had issues with hard stools, so I got a medication from the pharmacy that softened my stool, and that made things much easier. You can ask at a clinic or pharmacy about stool softeners, but I strongly recommend seeing a doctor for a proper examination and treatment, especially if there's bleeding or the problem keeps coming back. It's always better to know the exact cause rather than just treating the symptoms.

Anal fissure is an opening in the rectum which leads to bleeding when one wants to empty his bowel. It's not the same with HEMORRHOIDS, the two are like Siamese twins and require two separate surgical operations: hemorrhoidectomy and anal rectomy.

I'm passing through the same problem with the op. I underwent Hemorrhoidectomy but it relapsed. I have taken so many herbs but no positive result.

I drink a lot of water, eat fruit and vegetables, fibre rich diet etc. that how I have been managing it.

A girl died today. She's a student of Kwara Poly. She left Ilorin for Badagri, Lagos without telling her mother. She stayed with a guy for some weeks, a neighbor (male) who travelled to Badagri saw her with her boyfriend.

She returned home very sick, her mother thought she's in school all this while.

When the news of her death filtered in, the guy could not tell her mother that she's in Lagos all this while.

enemyofprogress:
It is long over dew. Do me I do you God no go vex. MTN and shopwrite should be shot down.

Including STANBIC IBTC

TheStoriesOfMan:
Why didn't you make serious inquiries?

Their agents are too lazy, exploitative and have lackadaisical attitudes.

I was new in the business then and I had to return the POS terminal and opted for MONIEPOINT

In addition, the veins are superficially situated, this made it easy to locate. From my elementary biology

delpee:
They should have taken her to any other functional clinic or hospital in town.

ORO festival was ongoing and this prevented vehicular movement and she was transported on OKADA to a community health center, according to the statement released by the university which I read on FACEBOOK.

And it will take the governors a year or two before implementing the useless CONSEQUENTIAL ADJUSTMENT for the senior cadres

I had a similar experience, I wanted to transfer 50,000 to a manager who was assisting me with CASH at a filling station, the money disappeared from my POS screen before I could even enter the Manager's GTB account.

I quickly invited my business manager, the guy that sold the BAXI POS to me and who happened to be a school mate (university), he told me I was lying.

We are not in talking term till now.

BAXI has been stealing money from POS agents from time immemorial.

Locally made bandits using locally made gun.

They are learners, it's good to nip them in bud.

Kudos to the NPF, more bullets to your guns

Wickedfacts:
She should sha be careful.
Vulcanzers know how to use heavy iron to hit things.

Lol

Yong4ever:
must be an auxiliary nurse, go and verify.

School of nursing, my former JAMB student

A student nurse is currently dating a vulcanizer with 5 children in my neighborhood

Gotocourt:
“These people are human beings like us; they fear death and they fear being confronted. If we remove that fear through decisive action and face them squarely, we will achieve more meaningful results than endless negotiations,”

Coming from someone whom was held in captivity 🤷‍♂️.

He forgot to tell us the amount he paid as RANSOME

Bahamas95:
I will definitely do as the spirit leads, it has never failed me before.



At times I abort some missions when I get signs, I don't need any pastor or babalawo to tell me anything.

Which spirit? No be BABALAWO con tell u say accident go happen

christejames:
I hear say tortoise meat dey sweet, na true?

Very very sweet

What happened to the Free tv we are currently using at home with #2,500 subscription annually.

The signal strength is VERY POOR, any slight changes in the weather condition always affect the signal. All the CHANNELS are locals with poor quality signals and contents

So, the woman went to the prison to collect GBOLA

Is he the founder of ST. ANTHONY'S SECONDARY SCHOOL?

Happy birthday, Sir.

I'm a teacher at St. Anthony's Secondary School.,....... The school is well equipped, initially when I was transferred I didn't want to stay, but now I'm enjoying the school. In fact, I have told them not bother with the transfer again

Sonnobax15:

Even tho we all know women to be affiliated with the devil especially towards kids they didn't birth,but as a man, why'd you stoop so low to the extent of aiding and abetting your evil wife in such acts?

See as their own son fat and robust but na another person pikin fit crase . Honestly,I blame parents who can't take care of their own kids. No matter what,as a parent,you should be able to do everything possible to look after your kid. These evil couple weren't only the ones who failed this innocent child,but his parents equally did too

I'm really sad.

I understand your feelings but what if the parents of the poor boy were dead, there are some circumstances that are beyond our control

Updated.

I just read it on another thread that the boy's mother handed him to the devil in woman form

#3k daily feeding allowance? Me wey no dey prison sef can't afford 3k food daily

IBADAN people have metamorphosed from RITUAL killings to KIDNAPPING. SOKA comes to my mind, IBADAN NO DEY CARRY LAST. I just watched the demolition of the den.

Even, Dr. Ishola Oyenusi was resident in IBADAN. IBADAN is known for breeding criminals

BREAKING NEWS FROM KOGI STATE: Armed Bandits Attack Iluke Bunu, K!ll Vice Principal and two others, Attempt Mass Abduction of WAEC Candidates

Iluke Bunu, Kabba-Bunu Local Government Area of Kogi State, came under attack by armed bandits on the morning of Wednesday, June 10, 2026, in an apparent attempt to abduct students writing their West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASSCE).

According to reports, the major target of the attack was UBE Iluke Bunu, where students were sitting for their WAEC examination at the time of the invasion.

During the attack, Mr. Gani Anifowose, Vice Principal of Government Secondary School, Aharha-Bunu, was k!lled alongside two other persons.

Sources said troops of the Nigerian Army stationed at Suku-Kiri Bunu, a nearby community, swiftly responded to the distress call and arrived in Iluke Bunu, successfully foiling what could have resulted in the mass abduction of students and staff.

The Kabba-Bunu Local Government Area has confirmed the attack, while residents have continued to express concerns over the growing insecurity in the area.

During the ensuing confrontation, one of the bandits was neutralized by the troops, while the remaining attackers fled the scene.

Meanwhile, reports indicate that some residents are still unaccounted for following the invasion, raising concerns that additional victims may have been abducted or displaced during the attack.

Further details are expected as security agencies continue investigations into the incident.

Credit: Egbe Mekun Parrot

Emeskhalifa:
Just incase you don't know in every 10 persons on earth, 4 ger hemorrhoid (Pile)

But if you know say you never born pikin, no gree make dem operate am o

I did hemorrhoidectomy and still gave birth after the surgery

Gotocourt:
Na finger in hand gloves and lubricant

I've experienced it before

KY Jelly

U are very correct, I have experienced it too. Just to soothe the pain while pushing the hemorrhoids inside (mine is external)