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Car TalkRe: FRSC Seizes An Overloaded Vehicle In Bayesla (Photos) by TPAND(f): 5:39pm On May 27, 2016
I blame Buhari...
TravelRe: Dana Air Resolves Operational Issue. Resumes Scheduled Flights by TPAND(f): 4:32am On May 27, 2016
Dana use to be the the number 1 choice among air travelers. Their in-flight service was unparalleled. The crash made Arik take over, but Arik has been doing a crap job, bad landing and bad young inexperienced pilots
Foreign AffairsRe: The Phone Ugandan President Museveni Uses Will Shock You (photos) by TPAND(f): 4:05am On May 27, 2016
Jirate:
OP, do not them fool you, this is a Pretense Show just like the other Oga who borrowed money to buy Nomination Papers. cool cool
You mean our Oga at the top who only had only 2 houses before election and suddenly multiplied to 6 on assets declaration day
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Not Win A War Against The Niger Delta by TPAND(f): 3:44am On May 27, 2016
thekingisback:
I'm ready to fight on the side of the Niger Delta. What people don't realize is that you can't continue to oppress a man for too long and he won't fight back. SS has been robbed for too long by people who don't contribute anything to this country. Nobody prays for war but if eventually comes, the Nigerian army won't be able to match the Niger Delta.
The west will have the support of the Niger Delta, looking at it holistically, what does Nigeria have to offer the world other crude oil.
Someone please tell me, Technology them no get, all they do to stay relevant is crude oil.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo blames oil companies for Nigeria’s electricity crisis by TPAND(f):
I blame all of them for not instituting, not legislating, not promulgating the no flaring policy.

We flare so much in this country, what is ought to be converted to electricity is converted to flames.
PoliticsRe: We Have Earmarked 500billion For Tomato Empowerment - Lai Mohammed by TPAND(f): 3:38am On May 27, 2016
Tomato empowerment...

Lai must really be taking as fools, he should pick out the line item on the budget where tomato empowerment was earmarked
PoliticsRe: We Have Earmarked 500billion For Tomato Empowerment - Lai Mohammed by TPAND(f): 3:32am On May 27, 2016
VulgarVulvas:
One Lai is defined as how far one deviates as far as possible in opposition to the fact and truth.


The unit Lai depicted ~^~ was named after the legendary lair of Nigerian politics and of the scamming APC mould- Alhaji Lai "lair" Mohammed.

A Lai-o-meter is an instrument that is used to measure the degree or inaccuracy of a lie in decibels of one Lai i.e. dL

A decibel Lie is a 100th of one Typical Lai Mohamed lie.

For example : a guy tells his girlfriend that the last call he got was from a wrong number even though it was from his side chick. Typically this will register as 0.347dL on the Lai-0-Meter. A typical 1dL is equivalent to lying to your kids that you are coming and tell them to go inside to bring their ball only for you to bail. As heartless as that may seem this 1dL still shies away from one Lai. One Lai , denoted L in mathematical calculations is equivalent to lying you are the most handsome man ever born when you are Lai Mohammed . Christians have condemned the coming Antichrist as having 0.666L by far lower than one typical Lai lie.

The Lai-o-meter is similar to a bullsh1t reader only that the Lai-O-meter has an incredible lying range.
You are hereby conferred an honorary doctorate degree in forensic investigation and Science for this.

That is genius
TravelRe: United Airlines To End Their Flights To Nigeria After June 30th by TPAND(f): 2:54am On May 27, 2016
Buhari's administration is caused. He means well but good never follows him.

I am still a strong believer Buhari had a hand in the uprising in the North and he used it to frustrate GEJ's administration.

Never forget Buhari is a sore loser. Dog, baboon and blood

Sad to say Buhari's administration owes airlines 575 million USD.
TravelRe: United Airlines Cancels Houston-to-nigeria Route, Its Only Flight To Africa by TPAND(f): 2:43am On May 27, 2016
Buhari... I'm just crying after reading this. I just came to a conclusion that this administration is caused. You guys actually mean well for Nigerians, but there are unforeseen forces heaping misery on this administration
PoliticsRe: Federal High Court Throws Out Buhari's Application In Certificate Case by TPAND(f): 9:23pm On May 26, 2016
This is a welcomed development. We are tired of an illiterate president, who has medieval answers to today's Jet-age problems.

Buhari start packing your bags
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye And 2Baba Share A Selfie As They Arrive Abuja by TPAND(f): 9:21am On May 26, 2016
This guys should go get a job and leave the music scene for the likes of Wizkid, Davido, tekno, kiss Daniel...

Imagine the two guys competing number 1 single charts with the kids.... Damn. They have made their mark, they should please Retire In Peace
PoliticsRe: Buhari Critically Ill, Set To Be Flown Out Of Nigeria - PDP by TPAND(f): 9:14am On May 26, 2016
yinkuse:
U need to pray hard so u can grow to attain his age. U are not suppose to be on this platform little boy. Go back home to mama to suck
He pain my guy... His so called Mr. Integrity is economically sick

Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Lagos State Government Has Started Online Registration Of Jobless People by TPAND(f): 8:26am On May 26, 2016
YourNemesis:
Ogun state is rapidly developing , and is not hogwash.
Osun state (Aregbesola) is also working infrastructure wise, but financial constraints is making life hard.

How many PDP controlled states are as active as Ogun and Lagos in infrastructure development? NONE.
When I made this I removed party sentiments. But since you are a surface thinker I will give you a swift response.

After Lagos the other two states you can reckon with in terms of infrastructural development are Rivers State, Akwa Ibom, Cross River. And they are all PDP controlled states. Stop sitting down in your house and comfort zone; travel round and see for yourself
TravelRe: See Photo Of Some Of The 40 Deportees Sent Back To Nigeria Yesterday by TPAND(f): 6:13am On May 26, 2016
This is an old pic.... Way too old. See Emeka that was deported in 2013
PoliticsRe: Nobody Can Destroy PDP —gov Wike by TPAND(f): 6:12am On May 26, 2016
Yes Wike.... Nobody can destroy PDP, but PDP will self-destruct
PoliticsRe: Mohammed Lawan Buba Appointed As PPRRA Chairman by TPAND(f): 6:10am On May 26, 2016
North has taken over....
CrimeRe: Again, Court Orders Govt To Allow Dasuki Access To His Lawyers by TPAND(f): 6:09am On May 26, 2016
This is getting interesting... I am smelling a rat somewhere.

Dansuki is being tried for misappropriation of $323million... APC and their media frenzy shenanigan is telling us is $2.1billion.

Buhari should stand for the Integrity he is known for. I can't believe he went on the international media and lied just to get public sympathy at the expense of Nigeria's image.
CrimeRe: Niger Delta Avengers Blow Up Chevron's Escravos Tank Farm Main Electricity Pipel by TPAND(f): 5:52am On May 26, 2016
ojkalito:
Its Fantastically Amazing how y'all intelligent folks ended up voting for an Illiterate ZOMBIES AMPLIFIED
Gentleman, let me state it clear, I did not vote Buahri, neither have I ever thrown weights behind him. But one thing for sure, you can count on this... I WILL NEVER SUPPORT TERRORISM in any guise. ND Avengers are killing the ecosystem of the Nigerian state and they need serious education. The perils of their actions now will be suffered by innocent generations still yet unborn... You thrown your ignorant self in a quote to me, to show your myopic cerebral perceptive. Watch who you quote...
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Highlights: BUHARI's N40m BMWs And 30+ Other OUTRAGEOUS Line Items by TPAND(f): 5:47am On May 26, 2016
Buhari needs to repay all his election sponsors... It's a norm. Our budget was carefully crafted to replenish the pockets of persons like Ameachi
PoliticsRe: Buhari Critically Ill, Set To Be Flown Out Of Nigeria - PDP by TPAND(f): 5:46am On May 26, 2016
Buhari has always been critically-ill. At least it reflects on Nigeria's exonomic state.
His mental illness is second to none
BusinessRe: New Forex Policy: NSE Gains N354bn, Naira Stable by TPAND(f): 5:44am On May 26, 2016
I heard this yesterday, my stockbroker advised me to get more shares... I fired him. We experienced more bids than sale, that's just unusual panic from the new CBN policy, I'd rather wait and get a clear picture of supply and demand for dollars before throwing in investments on stocks.
PoliticsRe: Dilapidation Of Police Barracks And Station In Obudu, Rivers Stat by TPAND(f): 5:42am On May 26, 2016
I hope it is still valid to Blame GEJ after 1year of PMB's tenure in office.

Zombies am I not speaking your mind. Let's blame GEJ.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Girl Is Going Off On Social Media .. . .and Wish Death On Buhari!! by TPAND(f): 5:40am On May 26, 2016
Without a doubt Buhari has failed... For his people to wish death on him, im speechless
PoliticsRe: Kogi Govt Sacks NLC Leader, Says He’s A “ghost-worker” by TPAND(f): 5:35am On May 26, 2016
Soli.. Soli... Soli...

Soul E baba dey here... Man and woman come follow me sing say grin grin grin grin
HealthRe: Onitsha Tops 20 Worst Cities In The World For Air Pollution by TPAND(f): 5:34am On May 26, 2016
Hmmmmm....

CelebritiesRe: Where Is General Pype? by TPAND(f): 5:32am On May 26, 2016
When hinself sign with obalende records at the luxury of better record labels
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Ekiti State NLC/TUC To Start Indefinite Strike Tomorrow by TPAND(f): 5:25am On May 26, 2016
Zombies... in Cynthia Morgan's voice come and do, your favorite article is here
PoliticsRe: No Better Time To Diversify Nigerian Economy Than Now – Buhari by TPAND(f): 5:24am On May 26, 2016
The fact is every president right from the time of OBJ to present, said that phrase "diversify the economy" without put initiatives in place to do so.
Oil money will soon start rolling in now, they will loose their agenda and focus.

#Blackbrains
CelebritiesRe: Toolz & Tiwa Savage Hangout Together In Dubai Ahead Of Toolz Wedding (photo) by TPAND(f): 5:14am On May 26, 2016
Tiwa carries a bad omen with Dubai Marriage... Toolz should steer clear, it might be contagious, knowing that you are still struggling to keep your body in shape with tommy trimmers, make he no be after one child, the air hostess are the ones serving the captain.
PoliticsRe: South South Behaving Better Than Northaners In Speaking Out Against Terroriism by TPAND(f): 5:09am On May 26, 2016
Boko Haram is a Northern propaganda to frustrate GEJ's government
CelebritiesRe: Mavin Singer Aphrodija Slays In Hot New Photos by TPAND(f): 5:06am On May 26, 2016
Hmmmmmm.... She looks like simbi

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