whitecat007: What would you call the person you see when you stand in front of a mirror?

Go and rinse your foamy akpu mouth

Pryme-st*rr:

Example of how lack of vision n direction
has turned me, Pryme-st*rr in2 an anally s.exed destitute.
I now take refuge on NL!
THANK GOD 4 fellaz like seun who accept
nutcases on his sitez if not na only drugs
i go dey do eh.... I go meet my maker
soon.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew! y mama na Ashewo
kobo kobo!

Pryme-st*rr:
Loooooooooooolz!
I don laugh tire dis nite o!
Dis wretched hag mama of mine is crazier than i thought!

NosoChic:

I just insulted insult my late father who born me troway

I wonder if the heaviness in my heart can ever turn to joy, even as I celebrate Christmas while searching for customers to service me.
Oh let my mama have a reason [/s]for the first time in her life[s] to be happy.
I know this is seemingly impossible as I have given up on her case here in life and on , but please just grant me this Christmas wish for more customers.

Of course you know I always insults my useless parents, I wasnt raised better than that.

deejay_harry1:

my mama dey craze

we all know.. already

Cykik: DGAFF

9. Psycho aka cykik

psychotic and a nuisance. Coward.

homesteady: somebody please come and cage me and my mama oh

deejay_harry1: my mama is a guy... ... and a wretched old hag... these are the only criteria that can explain my chimpanzee genes and esoteric retardness

Pryme-st*rr:

Example of how lack of vision n direction has turned me in2 a destitute.
I now take refuge on NL!
THANK GOD 4 fellaz like seun who accept nutcases on his sitez if not na only drugs i go dey do eh.... I go meet my maker soon.
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeew! y mama na Ashewo kobo kobo!

NosoChic: FINALLY the much awaited

My Father VS His monkey ancestors

Herodion: I've been generous enough to indirectly call my mama a fool, but at this point, I need to go and die.

Herodion: i am a fool..

Gombs: https://www.nairaland.com/1443977/describe-tpia

Gombs:

Azzin eh? If for say this thread na classroom with my oloshi and demented mama and all the nlders wey don comment here, d kind kunk dem for kunk her eh?....

Gombs: hey people,i was just curious and wanted to ask this question,i've noticed over the years,pastor Chris Onyhakilome have been discussed here(and all the time,it's been in terms of heavy negative writing),he has been discussed more than nigerian's president,the PDP,kidnappers,militants,etc. . .am just asking,why won't people leave him alone?

Gombs: ?..... my useless mama o!...
We need drag my mama to SCOAN... before Seun screams 'go and die' to her one day... if 75% of posters on this thread already knows how fastidious and s.tupid my mama could be, one day na me go bash her....

Anyways, who sabi kill/pieces chicken abeg?

Gombs: ?..... my useless mama o!...
We need drag my mama to SCOAN... before Seun screams 'go and die' to her one day... if 75% of posters on this thread already knows how fastidious and s.tupid my mama could be, one day na me go bash her....

Anyways, who sabi kill/pieces chicken abeg?

Gombs:

Dm go beat me am like say I thief for market... but on a serious note, what's actually my mama's problem?

yusufogrin: i will never check urz . . .

dopeJemi: who fncking take pictures in d bathroom fully cLothed

the best thing to do is to engage in what i call constructive thinking. Sit down, take a biro, take a sheet of paper and write down various possibilities the problem can emanate from, for example, check your surname, does it start with the name of an idol, look at your father and mother, do you have anything in common? Is there any traces of failure? Is there an evil pattern following you? What did they do wrong? Learn and study about your family. If you do not know where you are coming from, you may not know where you are going. If you do not know anything about your family history then you are a spiritual dunce, i will conclude that you are far from tackling your challenges.

A certain man of God from Nigeria fasted for seven days without food, dry, and travel to London to minister, after the ministration, there was no demonstration of the move of God. Later, a white man came on the pulpit, the white man has not done any dry fasting, but he ministered powerfully and people felt the impact of the move of God.

Then, the man from Nigeria was angry and said " God you are a racist" God replied " Shut up". God started explaining to him that the white man came from a generation of christians, the greatgrandfather, the grandfather, the father were all ministers of God, but you, the foundation of your family is idolatry.

dopeJemi: mtchewww!



I no bLame u op.. Na me wey open thread thinking say na her naked picture I go see Na I bLame