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UyaiIncomparabl:
You try.
Happy Birthday sha.

Thanks

Headlesschicken:
Chaii men wicked Sha,no wonder why dem dey stab some of una for una sleep,just negodu what this man has done to dix wonderful lady,that made her to rap on her birthday instead of cutting cakes,Chaii buh I believe say na good sex wey dey hold some families now from divorcing, imagine humping yuh wife with reckless abandon after having some serious fight,n after she would be like dix man dey try Sha,make i no divorce am yet,n time keeps on rolling..

Your monicker says it all

Aquariann:
You obviously miss him to be writing this epistle on your birthday. More like you're still sad it didn't work out.

Miss ke?? Lol! Not all married women are happy. Many are miserable, some are very bitter and regret. You can never understand until you wear the shoes.

In Buhari’s absence...
Osinbajo suspended Daura
Osinbajo orders to #EndSARS.

Who else wants Bubu to extend his holiday?
Hit the 'Like' button for ''YES''
Hit the 'Share' button for ''NO''

Thank you.

alex81:
Happy birthday!

I am in the Presidency

sokera:
what is your source?

NEWSFLASH: Acting President Yemi Osinbajo has directed the Inspector General of Police to overhaul the management and activities of #SARS with immediate effect. #EndSARS

We all have bank accounts. Why in different banks? or If we are created by the same God, why are we created differently? or why do u live in a house different from your parents? aren't you a family?

An Oil & Gas service company in Victoria Island, Lagos, requires the services of qualified candidates to fill the position of:

Job Title: Chartered Accountant

Location: Victoria Island, Lagos

Requirements
At least 6 years cognate experience in the oil and gas industry for a Management Accountant role.
Application Closing Date
15th August, 2018.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: ayomidechrisgush@gmail.com

PreciseHire Associates - Our client, a company in Victoria Island (VI), is currently recruiting suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Account Officer

Location: Victoria Island, Lagos

Description
There is an urgent opening for an Account Officer in our company.
Requirement
Candidates should possess relevant qualifications in a related field.

Remuneration
The pay package is a little below N100,000.
Application Closing Date
27th August, 2018.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their Applications to: Yemisi.adebayo@precisehireassociates.com and a copy to: mikeabbey13@yahoo.com

is a he? imagine him selling dogs, to tv and etc, you should have suspected. anyway sorry

Fabinu:
Beware of this lady. She's a BIG SCAMMER. I paid her yesterday. Even gave me a fake account number (invalid account) saying her account was frozen and later gave me another person's account to pay to.
She doesn't pick call or reply chats.
Lets be careful of people we deal with here..
I never believed ladies can scam. First time experience been scammed by a lady.
No say I no warn you o

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: I.T Support Officer

Location: Edo

Requirements
Minimum OND in Computer Science or related field.
Residing in Benin or willing to relocate.
Computer proficiency (MS Office, Adobe, Computer Networking, general software and hardware etc)
Excellent writing and communication skills.
Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their Applications and CV's to: andrew.okungbowa@xown.com.ng

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Web Developer

Location: Lagos

Job Description
The role is responsible for designing, coding and modifying websites, from layout to function and according to a client's specifications.
Strive to create visually appealing sites that feature user-friendly design and clear navigation.
Job Duties/Requirements
Regular exposure to business stakeholders and executive management, as well as the authority and scope to apply your expertise to many interesting technical problems.
Candidate must have a strong understanding of UI, cross-browser compatibility, general web functions and standards.
The position requires constant communication with colleagues.
Experience in planning and delivering software platforms used across multiple products and organizational units.
Deep expertise and hands on experience with Web Applications and programming languages such as HTML, CSS, JavaScript, PHP, JQuery and API's.
Deep functional knowledge or hands on design experience with Web Services (REST, SOAP, etc ..) is added advantage.
Strong grasp of security principles and how they apply to E-Commerce applications and Wordpress.
Skills and Qualifications:
JavaScript, JQuery, HTML, HTML5, CSS, PHP, CSS3, Web Programming Skills, E-Commerce, Teamwork, Verbal Communication, cross-browser compatibility, Web User Interface Design (UI), Security Principles, Object-Oriented Design, Web Services (REST/SOAP), Multimedia Content Development, API's
Application Closing Date
17th August, 2018.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: jobs@mentapps.com

A medium size Hotel in Lekki Phase 1, Lagos Island, is currently recruiting suitably qualified candidates for immediate employment into the position below:

Job Title: Accountant

Location: Lagos

Basic Requirements
Member of the Institute with 3 years post qualification experience
HND/ B.Sc. Accountancy
Practical knowledge in any accounting software package, Excel
Application Closing Date
24th August, 2018.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV's to: victorugreat@gmail.com clearly indicating area of interest.

Note: Preference shall be given to those living within that area.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Administrative Secretary

Location: Lagos

Job Description
We are seeking to hire full time smart administrative secretary with excellent communication, listening, presentation skills and good telephone etiquette.
Requirement
You will need OND, HND or Bachelor’s Degree.
Why Should You Apply?
Top benefits.
Excellent growth and advancement opportunities.
Bonus program
Remuneration
Salary is very attractive.
Very competitive benefits package.
Generous bonus program.
Application Closing Date
12th August, 2018.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward a one page Cover Letter and CV to: safesaacconsults@gmail.com

Note: Shortlisted applicants would be invited for interview next week in Lagos State.

A reputable Educational institution in Lagos State, invites applications from suitably qualified candidates to fill the position below:

Job Title: Front Desk Officer (Female)

Location: Lagos

Requirements
Applicants must be able to communicate fluently
Good computer skills (Ms Excel and Ms Power Point)
Minimum of two (2) years relevant work experience
Preferably, applicants must be residing around Aguda and Surulere environs.
Application Closing Date
22nd August, 2018.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should forward their up-to-date CV's to: schooljobs1995@hotmail.com

Note: Only shortiisted applicants will be contacted.

Vacancy: Junior Accountant.

Candidate must have at least 1 year proven experience as an Accountant.
BSC in Accounting, Finance or any relevant field

MUST BE RESIDING ON THE ISLAND
Salary is 60 to 80k

Please share and send qualified cvs to cofili@icsoutsourcing.com

Qualified Tutors

Qualified
Computer Studies tutor
Account tutor
I R S (Islamic Religious Studies) tutor
Civic Education tutor
Basic Science tutor
P H E (Physical and Health Education) tutor
are needed here in "Advanced Breed Comprehensive College" Block 13, Oba Erinwole II Road G.R.A Sagamu Ogun State.

Responsibilities

Monitor each student’s academic performance and provide feedbacks for improvements.
Develop positive learning environments for students.
Supervise and motivate students to achieve academic goals.
Develop instructional plans and learning materials for students.
Coordinate with school management to develop or revise curriculum plan.
Attend educational trainings and workshops for professional growth.
Maintain student progress reports according to school policies.
Necessary skills

Enthusiasm for science
°Ability to inspire students
Creative thinking
Good communication skills
Patience
People relation
Method of Application
Interested applicants are required to send a copy of CV to :
advancedbreedgroupofschools@gmail.com

Which can also be submitted in person to the stated address above.

NB: Application closes 17th August, 2018 and Applicants must reside in Ogun state preferably Sagamu and it's environs.

HR/Admin Officer

6 months with possibility of extension.
Department / division / team:HR

Job location:
Maiduguri and some travels to the south and field locations.

Reporting to:

Finance and Administration Advisor

MAIN DUTIES

General Office Administration

Manage all paper-based correspondence coming in and out of the office
Design systems to ensure effective use of office resources
, in particular office vehicles, generator, furniture, IT equipment, software and monitor accordingly.
Manage key relationships with service providers for insurance, pension, internet, telephone, electricity, water, security, IT management.
Manage the casual workers, security guards, cleaners, and any other support staff
maintain an up-to-date registry of fixed assets closely with procurement/supply chain officer.
Ensure that the office remains well supplied with consumables, drinking water, office stationary, bathroom items etc.
Carry out all administration functions as assigned by supervisor.
Human Resources

Ensure all staff leave records are monitored and kept up-to-date, including records for annual leave, sick leave, and time off at work.
With the finance team, be responsible for operation of payroll for all national staff and ensure compliance with the Nigerian tax legislation and Social Security and pension related.
Full understanding of Nigerian policies and laws
Ensure that recruitment procedures are understood and observed.
Ensure all national staff personal information concerning employees is kept according to Nigerian data protection law.
Ensure that all expat staff have the necessary visas, permissions, and work permits to reside and work in Nigeria and that these remain valid and up-to-date. this include renewal
Ensure that all staff are aware of their contractual obligations with respect to NCA policies and staff/ACT code of conduct.
Facilitate the on boarding of national staff
Ensure guest houses/hotels are booked for staff in approved NCA listed suppliers
Participate in the recruitment process of national staff as required by senior management.
Legal and Statutory Compliance

Follow-up with NCA legal representative on all regulations and compliance as designated.
Stay up to date with all regulations and national laws in Nigeria.
Closely work with Head of mission on property leases and other contracts and agreement ensuring it complies with national laws
Health and Safety

Take responsibility for Health & Safety issues and – in conjunction with security focal point and adhere to NCA guidelines.
When requested by the country director, negotiate and manage local insurance policies for staff medical insurance, vehicle insurance.
Ensure that all staff remain aware of current health and safety issues and procedures.
Information Technology
Working with relevant service-providers and/or local staff, ensure that all IT equipment in the office is well maintained with up-to-date software.

Procurement

Ensure that all office equipment and stationaries are always available and updated and in line with NCA procurement policy
Manage and procure through advances where necessary minor office supplies as required.
Capacity Building

Willing to participate in capacity building trainings, while also providing similar to other staff
Ensure staff have right knowledge on NCA as an organisation and stay focused to its mission.
Supervising and providing line and team management for all office casual staff, volunteers, security guards, etc
PLEASE NOTE THAT ANY OTHER RESPONSIBILITIES CAN BE ASSIGNED TO YOU AS REQUIRED.

Required knowledge, skills, experience, and qualification.

Proven experience in HR and administrative functions
At least BSc. Business administration, Human resources, administration, Public admin and other relevant qualifications
Two years’ minimum continued experience in similar position
Good knowledge of relevant Nigerian legislation governing International NGOs
Fluency in English, additional fluency in other local languages an advantage.
Good interpersonal skills to establish effective working relationships with all staff within the Trust and key stakeholders externally.
Able to communicate effectively at all levels within the organisation, including relevant staff working for the NCA.
Previous experience managing a team and payroll system.
GOOD skills with experience of operating computer management systems. Competent to advanced level in Microsoft Excel.
Willingness and ability to take the initiative not only in identifying problems but also in suggesting and implementing solutions.
Willingness to travel and stay in remote areas as required.
Method of Application
PLEASE NOTE THAT CANDIDATE IS REWUIRED TO START AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. AT MOST 1st September, 2018.

PLEASE ADDRESS ALL APLLICATIONS TO

THE RECRUITMENT TEAM, NORWEGIAN CHURCH AID,

14 NTA QUARTERS, DAMBOA ROAD, MAIDUGURI.

NIGERIA.

FEMALES APPLICANTS ARE HIGHLY ENCOURAGED TO APPLY.

Please send all applications to Recruitment-Ng@nca.no or recng@nca.no and at 16:00 latest not later than 17th August,2018 and at 16:00 latest.

Nail Technician

Location Lekki Phase 1

Details:
Daily duties will include but not limited to providing nail and hand services to customers, such as basic manicures, artificial nails, gel nails, hand massages, nail fills, nail repair, nail wraps and nail polishing. Pedicures and the application of acrylic toenails will also be performed.
Over one year at a reputable nail salon
Have a good command of spoken and written English
Knowledge of Nail Art is an added advantage
SSCE
Method of Application
Applicants should send CVs to lilacclean2015@gmail.com

Vacancy for Sales Engineer
A sole franchisee of an European engineering instrumentation/control tools is currently hashtag#recruiting for Sales Engineer in Festac, Lagos Mainland.
The incumbent would be responsible for the:
 Establishment of new and maintain existing relationships with customers.
Implementation of appropriate sales plans within the given territory.
 Undertaking of sales visits to existing and potential clients
 Preparation and the delivering technical presentations explaining products or services to customers and prospective customers.

This is a technical business development and sales role majorly for sales and marketing experts.
Someone with engineering background may be preferred.
Great sales guys can apply with their CVs via: Resume@HRLeverageafrica.com

Our client, a reputable Asset Management and Trusteeship company is currently looking to hire an experienced Lease Marketing Executive with a background in Operating or Finance Lease. The job location is Victoria Island, Lagos.

The ideal candidate should have a Bachelor's Degree (minimum of Second Class Lower) with at least 4-6 years experience as a Marketing Executive at a structured leasing firm.

If you meet the above criteria and are interested in being considered for the role, kindly send your CV to cnwosu@icsoutsourcing.com.

Novateur Nigeria is a Technology, Media, and Business development consultancy based in Abuja, Nigeria. Our mission is to be Africa’s No.1 Service Brand based on innovation in the services and products we provide.

We are recruiting to fill the position below:

Job Title: Human Resource Manager

Location: Abuja

Roles/Responsibilities
Develop and implement HR strategies and initiatives aligned with the overall business strategy
Bridge management and employee relations by addressing demands, grievances or other issues
Manage the recruitment and selection process
Oversee and manage a performance appraisal system that drives high performance
Maintain pay plan and benefits program
Assess training needs to apply and monitor training programs
Report to management and provide decision support through HR metrics
Ensure legal compliance throughout human resource management
Requirements/Skills
Proven working experience as HR manager or other HR executive
In-depth knowledge of labor law and HR best practices
BS/MS degree in Human Resources or related field.
Application Closing Date
31st August, 2018.

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV's to: careers@novateur.ng

Chef
Abuja (Abuja Federal Capital Territory), Nigeria
Our busy restaurant is looking for an experienced, forward-thinking Chef who is passionate about culinary arts. The ideal candidate for this position will be a natural leader who always has a finger on the pulse of current culinary trends. The Chef will be responsible for assigning work in the kitchen, preparing meals for our diners, and training staff, kitchen inventory management and partnering with the Kitchen Assistant to come up with delectable new dishes to add to our growing menu. If you are passionate about the restaurant industry and have prior experience as a Chef, we invite you to apply today.

Chef Responsibilities Manage relationships with distributors and resolve issues with vendors promptly Follow the budget established by the restaurant manager Ensure safety and sanitation practices in the kitchen Manage kitchen staff and delegate tasks related to meal prep, cooking and delivering food to diners in a timely fashion Maintain the schedule for kitchen staff Monitor food and labor costs Keep up with industry trends and create new recipes in collaboration with the Kitchen Assistant. Gender: Male preferred. Method of Application Applicnts should send Cvs to casalindahotelandgallery@gmail.com

Vacancy: Are you a Production Engineer? With experience in the Operations & Maintenance of Multi-Lane Vertical Pump Sealing Machine on a PLC system within a Food & Beverage environment? Contact me ASAP via email: olu@vgsrecruitment.com

Note: Only experienced Engineers please.

So, it can't happen to me?

shoyemiayodeji:
..so you had to steal a Twitter user experience and claim it as yours because you wan reach front page..ole

You are funny!

shomutuski:
OLOSHOOOOOOO!!!!

Yes.

lefulefu:
did this happen in nigeria?

Really?

ericbertrand:
you copied the story from twitter.