₦airaland Forum

Owolabi Akeem: is wen Nigerians sack the husband of patient

B. Olaitan #GMB15: is when the President knows fully well that Stealing is a very big branch of Corruption

Owolabi Akeem: is wen our youth can think outside the box, rise above this current level of corruption, impunity, mismanagement, rituals etc

lawal fatimat: is wen d law supersedes every1 even d president...lyk ivory coast's case

Adedayo: is wen under FG, so many irregularities/acts of corruption will not be swept under the carpet.

halerbby:is wen u VOTE OUT a Govt that drains our collective patrimony, just to advertise 6yrs achievements.

‏@alameen_i: is when we have a president that doesn't pardon people who loot public funds but brings them to justice.

alameen_i: when we don't have major roads of our cities blocked just because the president is having a function.

halerbby: is when you discover most PDP sympathisers would prefer to keep their wallet with GMB rather than GEJ

dear_dayor: is wen d govt doesn't need to advertise its achievement before citizens can know

Olumeiyour: is when the current govt packs its bag and leave!

Champions' League winning coaches Sir Alex Ferguson and Carlo Ancelotti with a fan.

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
Tinubu in Aso Rock to negotiate with the presidency hmmmm. Tinubu seeing the picture coming out from his estate (lagos) which maybe taken away from him. Tinubu willing to sell the soul of APC just to keep lagos. Tinubu promised the presidency that he will stop funding APC presidential campaign, which he has done. When last did you see buhari campaign advert on Tv or see Buhari have a major program since he came back from london hospital, when Elections is in last than 17days? The answer is simple. There are no funds, Tinubu has blocked the funds.

Ameachi is broke because the moles in his government have been selling out information to Wike on how he has been using Rivers state money to fund Buhari so all eyes are on him. Ameachi has even questioned his fellow governors of APC for not bringing funds. Atiku has refused to put in a kobo into Buhari campaign after the last one he gave. Hmmmmm buhari has be runing from one place to the other looking for funds..

Tinubu has relocated back to lagos to save his empire. The man is seriously running from pillar to post.

Gov Ameachi is having sleepless night over Wike.

Governor Okorocha is very confused somewhere in Imo state.

Adams of Edo said he can only support buhari with mouth but not with Edo state funds.

The APC are made up of criminals that are only interested for their pockets.


VOM

O boy wake up its morning, your high fever its getting too much

For those who have been wondering why many people, including those who do not belong to any political party, want President jonathan retired back to Otuoke, here are some of the more famous quotes DIRECTLY from his mouth, that shows he is absolutely clueless as a President. Watching President Jonathan speak for Nigerians is an embarrassment to the the much vaunted intelligence of Nigerians.
The question we must answer in 2015 elections is very clear: Should a nation respected all over the world for its large crop of intelligent citizens be represented by a President who continues to embarrass them at every turn?
Read the quotable quotes from President Jonathan and then decide if you want this clown to be your president for 4 more years after he has ruled for 6 years
1. “CNN has said our Economy is growing. The best Economists are at the World Bank. Now you have all these Nigerian Economists talking nonsense. Do they know better than CNN or World Bank?”
2. “Nigeria is not poor. Come and see the amount of private jets Nigerians parked at Kenya Airport when we went to Nairobi for Conference. Kenyans were just looking at us with envy. How can you say Nigerians are poor”
3. “Nigerians need jobs. Vote for me and i will create Unemployment”
4′. “We are giving special Scholarships to our First Class Graduates…….in ten years time, they are going to take us to the Moon”
5. “How can you jus say $20 billion is missing. If that kind of money is missing, the Americans will know. They know everything”
6.”Corruption is not stealing. If you put yam where a goat is, the goat will eat the yam.”
7. “If you go to Lagos and shout “ole ole” they will stone you well well. But if you shout “corruption”, people will jus be looking at you.”
8.”Why should i declare my assets? I don’t give a damn!”
9.”People are just raising false alarm. How can 200 children go missing jus like that? It is our enemies trying to cause confusion. But we are investigating the matter”
10. “We are going to rebuild the Chibook school. And we are going to build high fences round the school to protect them next time . Yes Yes.”
11. “People keep saying,why don’t we go to Chibook, why don’t we go to Chibook. Aaah, we can’t go to Chibook jus like that. The Boko Haram people will fire at us.”
12. “This Abuja bombing is not by MEND. We know it is by Boko Haram. They are everywhere. Boko Haram is even in my Government.”
13. “Boko Haram are our siblings. You can’t set the Army to go and wipe out your family”
14. “Mend tried to kill me. They came to bomb me in Abuja. That is why we jailed Henry Okah in South Africa”
15. “I did not plan the Election postponement. Even my Service Chiefs did not consult me.”
16. “If i knew Election was going to be postponed, why will i waste my time and Federal Government money to go and campaign in Bayelsa.”
17. “I am the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces. You don’t expect me to go and be fighting in Sambisa forest. People jus talk anyhow”.
18. “We are going to buy Guns and give good Pensions to our Brave Soldiers, so that when they are killed, their families will not suffer”
19. “Some people just call themselves Statesman for nothing. They jump about and talk like motor park touts.”
20. ‘After God and my Parents, the third person i thank most for my life is President Olusegun Obasanjo.”
21. “I want to apologise to the people of Rivers State for not bringing any Projects here. It is because i don’t want people to say i am doing favouritism. Vote for me and in the next 4 years you will see my hand”
22. “I am the sitting President. If there is any trouble, it is me that the United Nations Secretary General calls. Everything is on my head.”
[While these quotes may sound too bad to be true, be assured this is NOT just some prank. THESE QUOTES ARE DIRECTLY FROM LIVE INTERVIEWS AND SPEECHES OF PRESIDENT JONATHAN! You can literally verify them for yourself by doing a simple google search!]
Seriously, is this the kind of President Nigeria deserves?

Heffalump:
It is true. Buhari will never be president, is it at 73?

see people claiming God

clevvermind:
i think you meant to say 80/20 in favour of Jonathan.

front page tins.

Guy your fever need urgent attention. GMB losin to GEJ in that zone we be only exist in your imagination

clevvermind:
i think you meant to say 80/20 in favour of Jonathan.

front page tins.

Guy your fever need urgent attention. GMB losin to GEJ in that zone we be a miracle

TI1919:
He will loss in Nasarawa state by God's grace watch and see...

oga u say buhari we lose in nasarawa. U need to go back to bed because that your dream we never happen. My job takes me around the north especially core north. Let me pass you this message that the real northerners we never vote GEJ

TI1919:
He will loss in Nasarawa state by God's grace watch and see...

oga u say buhari we lose in nasarawa. U need to go back to bed because that your dream we never happen. My job takes me around the north especially core north. I asure you that the real northerners we never vote GEJ

Redoil:
APC and buhari who are great specialist/proffesors of failure knows that gej is going to clear 24 states without any problem. The eye opening documentary against tinubu and buhari has change the mind of a lot of people. Funy enough those shouting change do not have voters card

oga march 28 is not far

Except he is a magician

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The only way out is there customer care. Address your problem to them you are sure to get answers. I mean the ones at instant chat

Buhari dont have to debate with a president thats known to everyone to have failed. No one with his right sense we debate with a failure.

PDP Wants to perform a miracle they couldnt in six years in six weeks.
Am anxiously waiting to see them

Well written post. Guys this be your criteria for finding a wife you we be happy with all your life

Blanc8:
When I saw the Topic, I just said "Lynxx".
Good to know his on the list..

But - Op! Davido! You don't want to listen to music again.. if he stops singing who would? is it Lil Kesh, abi that guy that sang Godwin( I don't know, who share the opinion with me, that Godwin song is a very very dead song) and that Korede bello shoulld better go meet Asa, cos I think that's the kinda music he should be singing - and not the contemporary Nigerian thrash. Thank you *Bows head, drops micc #Leaves stage

So God win by koredo is trash. Music that glorify the almighty God. You have no regard for God almighty which your comment has said it all

Below are 12 things they have promised to do. Professor Osinbajo says details ready for implementation.

1. FREE SCHOOL MEALS FOR ALL PUBLIC PRIMARY SCHOOLS

2. AFTER NYSC, GET PAID AS YOU LEARN BUSINESS AND WORK SKILLS

3. “JUST FARM, GOVT. BUYS” GUARANTEED PRICES FOR FOOD CROPS

4. 4 MILLION NEW HOME OWNERS WANTED BY 2019

5. PAY N500, YOU & FAMILY GETS ALL-YEAR HEALTHCARE IN GOVT HOSPITALS.

6. 25 MILLION OF POOREST & DISABLED GET N5, 000 PER MONTH IF THEY ENROL CHILDREN IN SCHOOL AND IMMUNISE THEM

7. NATIONWIDE TECHNOLOGY/INDUSTRIAL/OUTSOURCING PARKS WITH FREE INTERNET AND UNINTERRUPTED ELECTRICITY FOR SMALL/MEDIUM BUSINESSES AND YOUNG BUSINESS PEOPLE.

8. DECENTRALISE POWER GENERATION TO LOCAL GOVERNMENTS TO ENSURE THAT POWER IS UNINTERRUPTED ON 24/7 BASIS BY 2019

9. INFRASTRUCTURAL DEVELOPMENT BY 2019.
5,000KM OF SUPERHIGHWAY
6,800KM OF MODERN RAILWAY
COMMERCIAL AIRPORTS IN ALL 36 STATES.


10. IN 1ST YEAR, EMPLOY 740,000 (20,000 PER STATE + FCT) YOUNG SCHOOL LEAVERS IN INTERVENTION EMPOWERMENT SCHEME

11. SECURITY

SERIOUS CRIME SQUAD WITH BEST TRAINING AND EQUIPMENT WILL COMBAT TERRORISM AND KIDNAPPING IN THEIR TURF.
IMPROVE MORALE OF OUR TROOPS


12. CORRUPTION

PUBLIC WILL KNOW DETAILS OF ALL CONTRACTS BEFORE AWARD
ANY OFFICIAL WITH UNEXPLAINABLE WEALTH MUST PROVE INNOCENCE IN COURT.


VOTE CHANGE! BUHARI/OSINBAJO 2015

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APC is waiting for you.

Just cross over and you will become a saint.

You are funny. APC dnt need such fellow

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The man has clearly accepted defeat if the election had held on febuhari

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Yet people are complaining of no money in this country