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datkoded: mennnnn...... See tension. Couldn't even sleep, callup letter is a bitch. No one wants to serve in the north, not even northerners. It's sad mannnn, messed up country. It is well sha, The will of God will not take us where his grace cannot sustain us.

where af u bin?

bentonmaye: haba tracbaby..no b joking mata dose BH guyz re not to b played wit.

yes sir...pls kip ur girl posted...nanyt

sokarsenal: . TAMUNO eh......I DON DIE...... Thanks anyways bro

izit dt ur frend u wantd to check.postn for?

all viz plenty pipz...una no wan type?

bentonmaye: ha boss,abeg no talk like dat o...we can't fit shout o.

lmao

toluxa1: Hmm, driving home already. Quess you were just kidding around

I wasnt ooo

rhazur: Abeke!!!!

big one

toluxa1: Can't search with this na, I need your name or call up

lol

Smeeky: Sure..but if I DARE see Gombe,I go find you for any part of naija wey u go hide

calm down dear

kennykg: then he stepped up to the challenge to land a home babe within one week.....

when he was through with lecture for the day he met Jude( the guy that stepped on him) and he explained what he got himself into with the guys, Jude assured him there are many fishes in the river so getting that won’t break a sweat.... while walking he approached a girl walking alone but she just snubbed him( babes and their shakara), but he didn’t lose hope then Jude asked them to check the motion ground (photographic stands) if they maybe lucky........... They got to a stand of a photographer they knew and he was with attending to two girls who were debating on the style for taking their pictures, they saw the window of opportunity and got talking with the girls, took pictures with them and paid for it all..Jude hooked up with the fair girls and got her chatting, he was left with the dark girls then started toasting and paroling her but didn’t succeed getting her contact....Jude was lucky, he got her contact and she would be visiting later in the day..

he just forgot about her and move on, when heading home after lectures one day he heard someone calling him then he turned and saw it was the dark girl from the photo stands, she was smiling and looking good, he waited for her to catch up then started talking and he succeed getting her contact... she later visited after so much persuasion and he draw her oil, that was the end of her story


that was where i stopped before the tsunami

aww tnx dear

toluxa1: Give me your details shap shap before mosquito finish me here

philemon...civil engineering

Ojestas: yeah, very nice place, just that my mind is elsewhere. How was your day?

weris d place? my day has bin funnyish....urs?

Ojestas: well sha.

ul love bayelsa...nice place

toluxa1: Kano

help mi check

toluxa1: Kano

what!!!

kennykg: traecey and everyone who got callupletterphobia


He relaxed and waited for the emeka's girl to leave then he confronted him with no violence, emeka was really ashamed of himself and apologised....

But ms had plans of his own to show him who knows how to play the game when gisting with other guys. He boosted of the fleet of beauty babes he has, all guys made jest of him....

he dialled salma's number and put it on speaker for them all to listen, the summary of their talk was she would be coming the next day and he won’t inform emeka of her coming just to hit him by surprise..

the following morning he cleaned the house as always then called her to confirm their appointment and she confirm, he went gisting at the river bank as usual after a long while his phone rang, its was salma, she was about to get to his hostel like he described... he told the guys about the progress, they all went to hang by the gate, room door, ms room waiting for her arrival....

he got to bus stop, he couldn’t believe his eyes, it's salma the queen of beauty, she ran into his open arms screaming, holding each other tight, kissing for a while before letting each other catch their breath before suffocation then walked to his hostel...

the guys at the gates dropped jaw like mumu wen dem see creamy babe with extraordinary beauty, they rushed like mumu to help carry bags and greeting like they had been casted spells....on getting inside the other guys were just nub like rocks, greeting like dem see Jonathan, he was feeling like a ronaldo if he won the world cup, emeka and his gal were not left out of the jazzing, his girlfriend quickly ran to steal some free hugs... he introduced everyone to salma and salma to everyone before setting them free to dream about what they have seen.

When everyone was out, they both hugged and kissed after a long time, then she had her shower and headed out to get some lunch, catching up on time lost before heading home to do what we know...smil..

after her 3 day visit was over, everyone hailed him for bring a princess like salma then he boasted he would be bring another the next day, he called mercy and persuade her t to come the next day which she agreed, when she came everything happened like it did for salma. emeka couldn’t sleep in the room for a week plus, his girl packed all her belongings and left... he finally won

he just finished lecture one evening and was walking to the exit when a guy stepped on him and kept walking, he got angry and dragged him back, the evil part of him wanted to give him a head butt( na him signature) but the better side of him just didn’t support violence then the guy apologized and they later became good friends as time went by..... when he got back to the hostel and everyone was sharing how their day went, he talked about what happened and they all laughed about it then one talk led to another and they said he must have showed them his a king in the game but he hasn't landed any girls in their school and that he was still a no man at playin

nd? tnx dear

Smeeky: Make thunder open ur left nyash
Na after desert dem go post you..werey boy

guys r nt smiling

Samguine: You dont have to claim it. It is done already.

nd smeeky too o...I must do dah tin ive planned

zerray: lol u can add it nah

zerray mi nkor?

Samguine: Rationalmind---Jigawa

Sokarsenal---Kwara

Smeeky----Gombe

Zerray----Osun

Traecey----Enugu

Valentino----Abuja

Sowl----Yobe

Adedeji65------Bauchi

Honeydear-----Lagos (Stream 2)

Enimony-----Lagos (Stream 1)

Ojesta.....Bayelsa

WhytJane.....Ogun

Skateboard....Zamfara

#Visions

i.claim d enugu ooooo

osemu8:

close up advert

TeamEnugu, ph or delta# God willing

si pple la

honeydear: I got a message from my course mate....he said I should come to school very early tomorrow morning....u should do same.

Congrats to those that has seen theirs....God protect us

wt skul?

now evribody don dey enta God hand...e gud..una no si say my prayer dey work...ple dt have bin active r getn gud places...wile d rest ...no b mi tawk o

mandonnels: confirm one oooo. physics dept

pls kip mi updated...on delsu news...no fupre nd laspotech here?

tommychizzle: Can't believe dis but all d same EDO go make sense 4 d 3wks in camp b4 I redeploy

still futminna?

saheed63: yes brother. na kano dey cari me put.. i dey feel lik to craze..

sorry dear

cutiepie01: No,i didnt.

ehya...enjoy

29pipz nd 6guests...lmao

cutiepie01: Thanks dear.Its mixed feeling 4 me,but i thank God!

did u work it?