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madam: JAMB~275 PUME~72 AGG~70

admission status>>admitted

Kenblaze: pls guys,dis issue has being giving me sleepless nights,i got 203 in jamb,got 60 at pume aggregate 55, am applying for electrical/electronic engineering uniben,what are my chances of admission? Thanks

I don tire to answer questions on engineering.

Score 50 n above... You'll be admitted

madam: hi guys, i'm an MBBS aspirant, nice thread....~

welcame Ma.

Hmm...since 2005? Na una get Nairaland o

Detivo: adex, jetibrain, korm2me, karenkinky, masterpein, tinahrex, swagalord, monsieursuave-(i hope d spelling is corect), trafford. Romanticboy nd d rest of u ur pastors hav jst cum to my place to report dat u guys ar absent in church. Dey ar complain dat u guys nid faith to supas fate

lol... I went to church o

Adex097: Yea...trafford is an admission officer in disguise.

lol... How I wish. ^^

olawalebabs: Wishing you all the best as you pursue your dream course in one of the best university in the country.
Be a good boy and girl, obey simple rules so that you can be successful.

Yep...Thanks

Detivo: good mrning house. Hw was last nyt, i hope no unseriousnex dis mrning. Trafford, adex nd d rest i put it upon u guys to start a reasonable debate dis mrning . Nw nw

lol... You do well.. Good morning Sir

Romanticboy1: oga trafford,anyway if ISD nr go 4 u,derz hope in ur 2nd choice wich is urhobo language ur fav

dont jump into conclusions...tank ya

n good morning

Adex097: Hehehehe...I'm the CSO.
Me work for nobody.
*oh my gosh!*
Page 419!!!??
@MOD please don't allow anybody to post on this page.

lol...no problemo

Fairfax: is dat info authentic Trafford?

nah...strictly based on logistics

Trafford: strong leg sef...prob dey Dey...bet you read about the uniben lecturer that was arrested few days ago?...twas for this same act.

oh... I'm sorry, there is a legitimate way of doing it.. But then, it means restarting from 100l

Monsieursuave: How soon??

#16 more days..my dear

Adex097: Its possible but you must have a very stwong leg.
*dazall*

strong leg sef...prob dey Dey...bet you read about the uniben lecturer that was arrested few days ago?...twas for this same act.

Adex097: Its cool bro...just watcssssh and pray.

#i foresee so many hidden posts#
#GGMU#

you dey work for Mr.Moderator ..shey?

Indeed me too..i forsee many hidden posts.

The admission list would be out soon o..very soon


mr. Mod..once again... I'm not derailing o

Monsieursuave: .

Yep. Rvp Ǯ doing it again ooo

yea yea.. with Wayne's saga on... I wonder what we'd do without him...just imagine he's injured



2nd half..under way.. I'm out

Mickey7: ISD ISD ISD @romance

u no dey fear me again...shey?

Monsieursuave: .


Same ӈϵѓє o.

United too?

Romanticboy1: watz urz?

Urhobo language

Monsieursuave: .

Gr8 2 know dat U̶̲̥̅̊‎ r a football fan.
Ï was literally rollin on d floor during a arsenal match.
Btw U̶̲̥̅̊‎ r a fan Öѵ wah club??

lol... I love the drama both matches produced..esp this one.. Just hope same doesn't happen to Man Utd..yep, thats me team


n you know the admission list will be out soon...shey?

Mr. Mod.. i wasn't derailing o

Romanticboy1: heard u r goin 4 ISD? True?

No.. False

Mickey7: local dialect? Ur nt serious!

9 make we need to Thank God for Oyibo

tinahrex: phew....d wait is over,wonder why we hav to chill a week before bein allowed to post........hello hommiez

you are welcame

Tina Male? Be like everybody go dey explain wetin dey behind their deir username now o

Monsieursuave: U̶̲̥̅̊‎ welcome bro.
Ï'm finding it rili rili hard 2 follo Đíŝ thread n watch 2 football matches @ d same time.
Ï would av xplained it better.

lol... I thought I was the only one...the beauty of the EPL

mickeyIso: dts a very good example..u luv literature ,dnt u?....haba we no tif english jor

yeah... I do

tho' I haven't really read the book

c'mon we tif English jare...we suppose dey communicate with Our local dialect


wait o, na Nigeria get pigin? So many aFrica countries dey speak am nowadays

[quote author=Doc_Miss]The 'h' in any word that begins with 'h' is Never Silent .[/quote]Ehn? My dear..No talk am make pple hear o

Detivo: unilag was my initial choice dis year b4 d registration 4 jamb becos of wat uniben did to me last year afta havin 53 as agg 4 law bt it seems lyk last year was moredan dis year. Bt b4 i officiali choos uniben i tot of d fact dat 4rm benin to lag is 2000sumtin 4 transport. So unllag wont want to knw hw far bt hw well onlyk uniben.

no, my dear... Unilag no dey use deir pple play at all...dey dont like favoring non-indigenes over indigenes at all o.

N that's where Uniben differs...uniben didnt admit you with your 53...esp if that meant depriving a non-indigene who scored far higher.

Uniben,my dear is one federal Uni I know that enthrones Meritocracy over mediocrity

Monsieursuave: .

Hour begins wit a vowel sound as d h is silent hence it takes an . U̶̲̥̅̊‎ know dat already.
But for human. D word begins wid d consonant /j/ hence it takes a nt an. if U̶̲̥̅̊‎ rememba Ʊя oral english u will know dat d /j/ is nt d 1 in judge, more lyk d sound in you.


In summary itz d "SOUND" dat starts a word nt d letter dat determines weda it'll take a/an.

Hope Ï've cleared doubts.

hehe... You don help small...Thanks



even tho I still dont totally get it


I know the 'j' in 'you' part...

But not really in the h'u'man.

Tho' it 'sounds' correct..I must say.

Until someone proves otherwise, I'd buy your concept

[quote author=Doc_Miss]Rule 23: don't quote Long posts [/quote]lol...thank you ^^

[quote author=Doc_Miss]According to some People...when u pronounce ''honest'' . .the first sound u get is the ''O'' which is a vowel sound...that explains the ''an'' . But ''A honest'' is actually the correct one... Why?? Cos the ''h'' isn't silent..most people just don't ''SOUND IT''[/quote]heard of "once upon AN HONEST man's fortune by John Fletcher" ?

Na the same Englishmen wey we tif their english call am "an honest "o

just confuse even more

Detivo: stop d sir of a ting. U didnt acept my warning. To stop taking d pple of dis thread, nop to stop takin dis family to a nxt page of irrelevant issue bt nw u ar making ur sef useful. Kip on d debate oopz kip on d word of fact. While i watch nd combine d list

okay...Keep combining Ehhmmm.. Sii....

Jetibrain: trafford let us hear d ones u have heard or seen~i mean scores

I dunno how to answer o..I mean..we've all seen many scores here...how about asking everyone to post their scores? Lol...

masterpein: oboi i js dy showsf oh...na basicx i knw !

hehe...so you dey form am shey...? Well, no prob...maybe I dey form too