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Didi 5: Really?

your hour of deliverance is drawing nearer n nearer

IVYKORAH: lol...muvee titled Trafford

lol..funny

Didi 5: are you a lady for real.Please upload a pics of you biko

*singing..in Flavour's voice*..
Oh baby sour leh...
sour sour sour leh..
Sour sour sour leh..
Ash......

Fairfax: tanx for d info bt Trafford,am nt a sir,am a lady oooo*winks*

oh! Fairfax... As in Gwendolen Fairfax..in the novel 'The Importance of being ernest'..lol.

Anyways..sorry, I didn't really realise.
N do well not to worry toooo much about the admission saga. God bless

[quote author=oliseh.com]u neva teh us na.even ya agege[/quote]go thru my posts... I mentioned

Fairfax: so,which department gets the highest numb of students?

oh...my brother...please don't kill me.. me I don't know o...

I'm not a student yet Sir.

TohBeeQute: *In Nkem Owoh's voice.....na by voice make shey like you?

oh! Na she you dey eye ehnnnn... I see *nods head slowly*

Detivo: i repeat if u av sum1 dat is seekin admision dat iz nt on dis thread or dat iz jst playin d row of a viewer beta tel her or him to join b4 d list combination iz tru

Hehe... Una dey hear admission officer so?

TohBeeQute: Weed is defined as a God given Vegetable misused by scalawaggs for 'i dont knoow' purpose...its divided into two major parts which are
A)Skunk-(Indian Hemp)
B)Igbo-( marijuana)
Advantages
*******
1.)Highness
2.)Freshness
3.)Hair growth
4.)Appetite increase
5.)Thatsall
Disadvantages
*************
None - for Those who eat it(Vegetarians)
For those who smoke it
1.)Death
2.)Madness
3.)Discolour of teeth
4.)Easy identification
5.)Blacking of Lips



N.B : I dont smoke weed...Ama Vegetarian I eat it
****Smoke weed today or die trying****
Thank you.

lol... You are clown.. For real ^ ^

Mickey7: kk dnt readsten i wont typek again

eh! Go..don't follow me to talk again

*making shakara*

Fairfax: tanx Trafford.i appreciate bt av got anoda question-hw many students is uniben willing to admit in these departments?

sir, it varies... But generally, it's about 6,000 in total.. Like last year, it was 5,915 (as the matric stats says)..

N this year, it was all over the news..F.G implored/ordered every institution to increase their admission capacity.

I heard uniben plans making theirs to 8,000... I'm not sure about that tho'

[quote author=oliseh.com]pharmacy
unknown
law
law
ecostats
mech.engnr.[/quote]oh...so U know everybody own..but U no know mine...na today I knw U no like me

Mickey7: it means uniben admits over 17;000 students every year

no be only... It varies...in Some departments, uniben admits let's say 150, in others..it could be less...it varies..

TohBeeQute: @Oliseh...whats your course
@Trafford whats your course
@Mickey whats your course
@Mehlina whats your course
@IK whats your course
@IVy whats your course

urhobo language

[quote author=oliseh.com]i dont knw wat u mean.[/quote]will tell you during clearance

Detivo: guy bt make dem take am sufri nd talk more of d necessry

okay Sir.. Noted. *salutes*

TohBeeQute: If at all theres any dude ild wanna flex with first...that would be trafford...dont worry....i either buy you santana or #600 rice at mama onome's carteen in EKOSODIN.....



And Mickey...i once stayed there o...last year pst utme and dis years
have friends i visit regularly there too

+ I LOVE EKOSODIN DIE...if yo concor Quote 'i concor'

lol... I'm flattered.. I'd have blushed sha ooo...but that would be slightly considered gay...lol.. Besides, Mickey isn't a fan of black people blushing...so, I wanna offend him NOt.


N about Ekosodin, I've heard alot about that place..n I guess that's where we differ.

Mama Onome.. U say? Hehe...dat one na our person

Mickey7: lol no nw u guys were going too fast nd i was tryna check my p.mail

I'm not readstening *eyes shut*

Mickey7: all

goodboy

TohBeeQute: you don diiiiieeeee today o.....
'It is' me you rolling sleeve for??
O daran ooo...*Hands ova weed to oga trafford....she is dead....yo better no rent apartment for ekosodin....ef not you go dey fetch ma baff water every morning for a whole semester! #Dasall#

weed? What's that? You mean grass?

n me=boy
You =oga

Fairfax: pls i wanna knw,hw many departments do we have in uniben?

mehn...see d kine question U dey fire me


Anyways...to fulfil all righteousness, I counted..n got about 87..including all the crazy ones u can think of..edo language, fishery..etc..

N I didn't count twice...so consider it a rough guess.. Thank ya

Mickey7: Greatmind is still sleeping nxt tym he'll go to bed early!

hehe...No mind him

Detivo: guy chill *path him on d bak* guy since so many pple ar taking u as mentor nd d fact dat we both rote last yr post ume. I dont mind making ur name 1st in d list even b4 mine, mickey, mehlena, olishe, adex,sylvalord, snave, tobi, ikj, didi nd d rest

lol... Put yours first o! Admission officer



n No.. I'm nobody's mentor.. Actually, I look up to each n everyone of you here... N thanks sha... U really did make me laugh

[quote author=oliseh.com]*drag him 4rm d chair wif one hand,punch his adam's apple* HELP! HE'S FAINT[/quote]

TohBeeQute: **Sits on Leather chair.....Relaxes....Lights 'Fela Kinda Sized Weed'......**Crosses Legs....


Whispers to Trafford


''Handle her''

***Watches the rest of the show

n Trafford replies...'she's too hot for me'

Mickey7: no i'm talkin abt doz calling me handsome

IS a lie...all those posts don pass... I catch you!

TohBeeQute: lol...mumboi
ubeta dont kee yourself ef not..... Mickey would just own your property and ef mickey Photocopies your ''She's ma property...shes ma property''....i would naa take over.....lol....dont mind me jooor....
Mehlisa's just like a normal cute Nairalander.+Na yo property too....



But there's a SHE im crushing on like seriously here....#Lip sealed#

lol...mickey is me Twin bro...so its totally cool.

N dont get the whole Mehlena isshh twisted..she isn't my property or whatever...No strings attached.

Just doing whatever it takes to keep the thread moving n above all, get our minds off the list..u know..the whole anxiety involved.

N if u wanna go for any beauty, I have absolutely nothing against it..tho' the others might have a lil problem with it..my 2cents.

N like Adex would say..*daz.........u know the rest

TohBeeQute: Love you neighbour as thy sef...Mehlina house for NL no far frm my own...she's a Lovable neighbour naa

eheeen...I see...oya start to love everyone else first..make MERLINa be last..u dey hear wetin I dey tok so? *in Saka's voice*

IKJ66: *walkz wit 10man excort to d vip stand*

lol..you are obviously on something

TohBeeQute: Oga mickey..i hail o....nice meeting you joor.....Nice meeting stubborn Oliseh....Nice meetin errrm Ivy....Nice meeting who againooooo....ehnehnnn....Didi too ..im tripping for his name...like seriously its cute...NO 'hOMO' yo diqq?.....Nice meeting evry1 else all due protocol observed.... Im Tobi....few months to 100level Comp.Sci. University of Benin....any other Comp sci aspirant here?

and of course I get no recognition *smBh*

Detivo: ladies nd gents pls stop d empty post u ar jst givin future aspirant reason to skip our post rada our thread nd nt cumin 4 advice pls lets get bak to d reason 4 dis thread. Tobi tobi tobi aw many tyms i cald ur name. Hummm. Dont make me do wat i did to a guy in my dream to u

bro, wat exactly should we post about then? Our congesture about cut off marks?

No matter how hard we try, there's no way we would not deviate from the primary purpose of this thread..it's inevitable.

Or since you claim we're making 'empty posts'..should we then refrain from posting so your likes would still return to say..'mehn..this thread is damn dry'?..is that what you want?

N about those future aspirants, during my time.. Here's what I did.. I googled when Uniben released the results, admission lists or whatever it is I was looking for.. came back to nairaland..n read the posts made on such dates. I bet they can do that...right?

N yes! Our predecessors(if thats how it seem) did exactly what we're doing now. N our successors would do same! It goes on n on.


N like Adex would say...*dazall*

Detivo: guy d name of d pple u see on dis thread ar d pple u wil see on dat dey of clearance. So stop asking nd start typing sumtin reasonable lyk ur screening score, jamb, course nd finali agg. So i can see if to fix ur name in d list

lol...admission officer..I greet thee *takes a bow*