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lezz:
No be lie!!! I used to think Enugu was the Sodom and Gomorrah of the East until my 3 months stay in Owerri. Damn!!!

We had a project of evaluation and taking fixed assets inventory for FUTO; it was a mentally and physically tasking job. But I still found time for night-crawling. My strength was sourced from the girls on the streets of Owerri.

Ain't no way those girls will be lodged in my head as a fantasy. They had to be had.

I still nurse the feeling of hitting that town again.

LOL.. You just can't be in that town and not wanna have a slice of it. That's why hotels and nite-clubs are an industry of its own!


A little town like Owerri houses 5 tertiary institutions bro, FIVE! wuh the fvck do u expect??


If you're handsome or rich then you'll have them crawling at your feet cos they know that competition is strife! But if you're both rich and handsome, then your own don done be that oo e don be for you!!

STFUareyouGod:
This caught my attention

Hehehehe.. Its no joke bro.. In-between those wide hips always lies a soft tiny coochie. God bless owerri!

lezz:
I heard about Orange Room after I left Owerri.

Luckily, they opened in Enugu at former Golden tulip

I went out of curiosity and the babes numbed all the tracks the DJ was churning. Jaw-dropping, firm-skinned babes with enough flesh at the right places.


Never seen so many girls with different physical assortment in such numbers. One comes out and you thought to yourself ; what an arse. And another comes out with child-bearing hips and thighs as smooth as Angolan butter.

What's a man to do in a wicked, ill-lit weekend?

Boss I can tell you that they imported thos gurls from owerri. Owerri gurls are known for their thick hips and pretty faces. Makes it kyna hard for a nigga to stay focused in that town I tell ya!

lezz:
Never seen any male so needy and effeminately trifling.

Ignore that dingbat.

lezz:
I have heard so much about Oguta lake but haven't had the fortune to be there.

I had a 3 month project in Owerri last year at FUTO. Roughly a 3 hour drive from Enugu. Rocked 40-40 then.

Anytime yoy get a stopover at Enugu, just holla at your guy.

The lake is really gorgeous. + its the season so derz semi-nuude bannys everywhere man! This town is like a little Soddom

40-40 used to pop back then man, now its Orange Room.

Will be visiting a friend in Enugu by Jan. I'll holla with details before coming over.

kramfonos:
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Her hard luck though. She knows her facade of toughness would crack under close scrutiny yet she wanted to come across as tough. If you aren't mentally toughened enough then don't get yourself involved in a bout of hauling of invectives.

Sheeps should remain in pens. Felines should roam their range.

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She probably never thought it'll escalate to this point.

Talking about having 40 panties and sleeping naked like that's gonna stop her punny from reeking

lezz:
That's a Yuletide spoiler.

Don't mind that attention seeking twerp looking for who to notice him by all means.

softappless:
ARE U REFERING TO LAVEDA?

Nope, I was referring to that b!tch that shat you outta her fork hole. Furk off my mentions you iidiot.

lezz:
Yes I'm based in Enugu fully except when we are on field inspection or on project. I come to Delta - Asaba and Warri quarterly or less to see friends and family folks.

I didn't know you're in the East too. what part?

I'm currently in Oguta, are you familiar with the lake? The sea view at night here is breath taking. Wish I was based here.

From next year, I'll be shuttling between lagos, ph and owerri.

kramfonos:
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I had no issue with her. She quoted me to go all sanctimonious. Wrong move 'cause I'm not part of the ignoring crew - I put dimwits in their place.
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Her case reminds me of an ex who blindly supported Aipete during the last miss NL contest. She said she admired her confidence but we both know its cos she wasn't all that pretty. So supporting Aipete was like taking one for the Urgly Chics Movement . Ya dig?




May God forgive me...

Kramfonos the gurl seems to be avoiding you, you're a plague man

petkruz:
Well last time I checked I still sleep naked,my vagina breaths very well,i shave once a week,i have more than 40panties, I have sex with just one man,my baby! I don't joke with that area because my man doesn't fail to suck life out of it,so i'd rather keep it clean and healthy.

That aside,i'm more concerned about how u have been enjoying yourself here,this E-fight must have given you multiple orgasms,you are just everywhere,gingering everybody to bash themselves the more, na wa for you o. What have you now gained from it? Did it add to the christmas chicken in your fridge? Sha don't enter 2016 with this attitude o,there should be time for everything. If one person was boiling you should have calmed the other like cutehector did not add pepper and salt.

LOL. Its my party . I started it!

lezz:
Lolz! Wish I could stay off booze for a while but the festive atmosphere no 'free me.

We took off offline. But not what I can say here. But she is a completely different personality from what puts up here. But I owe that to you.

I'll be in Warri until after New year and be off to the East.

Wow! That's awesome!! I'm glad ya'll got to set it off..

Will you be based in the east? You know that's my domain right??

kramfonos:
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Exactly! The women who keep their vaginas clean weren't bothered. Some even laughed it off but Petruz and Jolllyjoy have been hyperventilating like steam trains near disuse. WHEN OLD BONES ARE MENTIONED, OLD PEOPLE BECOME UNCOMFORTABLE.

They should keep their vaginas clean. Boko Haram has killed enough of our young men. We don't want more dead from STDs.

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Maybe they're advocates for the Smelly Pusssy Gang


Jokes aside, I can bet my very last cent! That jolllyjoy's panties are all torn!! No jokes bro, they should be.
chlamydia releases some very disgusting acidic discharge that reeks like rotten fish nd its also somewhat caustic. The discharge looks like wet garri or egusi and it causes fibre on panties to wear out.
During my lab MB's we observed STI's and found chlamydia and genital herpes to be amongst the most disgusting of them all! You'll literally throw up if I go into details of what these things can do. She should swallow her pride and seek advice, I'll tell her insertions to use and things she should abstain from (like having sex with guys with abnormally sweaty balls). If she doesn't, she'll have to live and die with the stigma.


Dunno about you bro, but my num 1 turn off before sex is stained panties. All my ex's can attest to that!

dharay99:

was snorinq
lyk shiii, I'm kinda l8.

were dey banned?

Apparently not. You might wanna come back tho..

petkruz:
Dude what's your take on this issue? You are just everywhere adding salt to injury

I'm more concerned about why you've taken a thread on stanky vagina's so personal like its you we're talking about or something..

tosyne2much:
Bro, so their openness and sincerity in the interview becomes a thing of mockery ?


That statement of yours was totally unnecessary bro. You are man and I expect that there are certain things you ought not to say even when you are being provoked

Oga list, truss me, after that landing stuff I did, I didn't stay back on that thread so I don't know wtf ya'll talked about on your interview thingy.

lezz:
So much free time,brother. I have since left Anambra for Enugu and got back to Warri for the holidays. Booze have been rendering me half-conscious.

Hehehe... Ajala the traveller

Took a couple of trips too, managed to stay off alcohol this season tho.. Sup with you and that lass?

sinizia:
OMG, Sinnz!!

I just saw your earlier mention about Lala's ish now. Mehn, I'm speechless. Tell her i said sorry for her loss. That i'd be praying for her all through this traumatic stage of her life and that God will guide and see her through. I'm really gutted. My condolences to her once again.

You mean u didnt see it earlier? Thought you had reached out to her seff.. Its all good bruv. She'll surely see these condolences.

Tag ladyboss1

Idowuogbo:
She was a supermod....that title comes with a paycheck.

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