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Well, in as much as I'lld really like to poke a hole in my wife my self, who am I to reject her if she's already been poked? She still remains the chosen one

EJA NLA!!!! The Original White Lion himself!!

Anyone who thinks this guy is broke needs to have his head examined.

Kissing while she strokes my schlong gently..


That shyt is sexy af!!!

Estharfabian:
Ouch!
Uh...I just did...my bad?

You see? We're on the same page

Estharfabian:

You actually read this??
You get time o!!!

Nope! Read my comment again.


Slowly this time.

I'm sorry, I just don't think I'll get back the 5mins I'll spend reading this jargon. I'll pass.

Yes I think it should.

Its a necessary rite in marriage regardless of the bride being "pure", well mannered and "home-centered". The fact that she's not a virgin should not be news to you and if you don't wanna marry her cos of that, then swerve!


If this your logic is applied, who'll then marry all the girls you've forked?

I think you've already lost it. Not "loosing" it.

Ara di na'udi n'udi.

biz2get:
I like this

Okay then, tell suigeneris93 that I'm ready when she is

Nellybank:
Its a personally choice...

**in p-square's voice** ah go deal with you...

Nope! I'll stand face to face with my wife, look deep into her eyes and ask her to let me take care of her forever!

Great sex doesn't always have to end in one fell swoop of orgasmic delight. Some women even orgasm without knowing it

Where's that guy Jimicoker when you need him?

Oliviaarims:
There are always exceptions. Doesn't mean ur case is the obtainable norm.

That's why the ladies have to be careful about whom they go for. I am a bad guy (literally ) but a good man . Any lady I've been with can attest to that. And I guess she must've carefully studied me to see it in me.
Spoting a responsible guy isn't rocket science but you lots love to go for the playas so...

Well, that's goodnews for NL chronic masturbator-general aka softappless.

Its simple. 1 guy can have 7 girlfriends. Savvy?

Stvpid OP changed the topic.

OP you are Wrong! Very wrong! Lemmie tell you why..

The last serious relationship I was in was with a wonderful wonderful lady. She practically wooed me from top to bottom, left-right and center, and I respected her for that. I grew fond of her, I agreed and we started dating but never did I look down on her for one day!! At a point in the relationship, it didn't even matter who did the wooing cos I forgot about that and took charge of my relationship like the man that I am. we had fights like every normal couple nd did all the normal stuff regardless of who wooed who.

So quit deceiving ladies out there. A guy might be shy and thus a little bit apprehensive about approaching his crush, the crush on the other hand might pick up his signal and decide to throw him a bone! Its no biggie!!

jmaxjohn:
U hv a fvcked up childish sense of humor.
No matured person will laf to any of dat

The dude is obviously obsessed with thesonofmark. Allow him revel in his pain

I use paw-paw leaf

She was 18. She ironically also doubles as the most LAX pusssy I've ever had!

delectablegyal:
I wanna call u.

You had to insult them first?

Suigeneris93:
Felt like calling someone BTW, What happened to ur moniker?

Why me then?


Its doing time. Will be released on bail on the 5th