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naughtynaughty:
politics section? Tink I nid 2strt goin der often nau. @u luv fvcking, nice1 nice1 nice1 nice1 nice1 nice1 nice1

Xup with the nice1's?

Jes got home now, I'm soooooo furking tired!

M tired n hungry af! Can u suggest something for me to eat before I die?

naughtynaughty:
whr u @? An undergraduate lyk me? Y r u so addictd to nairaland espp romance sectn? Is dt hw ure addicted to gbenshing in real life?

Jesu! babe I said just 1 question and you brought JAMB to me


Okay,lemmie pick em one by one


I'm a graduate. LOL, I must admit I'm enjoying the romance sect, used to be one of the internet warriors in the politics section (hence my love for cussing ) but all seriousness and no play makes sinnzu a dull boy so...

How does my addiction to the romance sect correlate to my sex-drive kwanu? Yes, I love forking, its my first fav thing on the planet next to dropping deuces!


I give up

naughtynaughty:
ojoro boy..c ur long tongue. U live in jupiter shey? I wie nt tlk 2u again

LOL, I actually reside in limbo

Okay, just 1 question. I'll answer 1 at a time .

U game?

kestolove95:
Hers is just 50...mine use to b 80upward

Gerrarahia mehn... Sheeeeeet!

asifawarley:
Meaning Of LOL,LMAO,LMFA And BTW.

LOL- Laughing Out Loud
LMAO- Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO- Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
BTW-The ByThe Way
OMG- Oh My God
WTF- What The Bleep
HMU-Hit Me Up
IDK- I don't Know
IDC- I don't Care
WDYMBT- What Do You Mean By That
LWKMD-Laugh Wan Kill Me Die
JK- Just Kidding
JJ-Just Joking
TBH- To Be Honest
FYI-For Your Information
FML- Bleep My Life
GTG- Good To Go/Got To Go
GB-Good Job
BRB- Be Right Back
BFF- Best Friends Forever
BISLY- But I Still Love You
JTLYK- Just To Let You Know
NM- Never Mind
WB- Welcome Back
IMO- In My Opinion
FWIS- For What It's Worth
NP- No Problem
MTFBWY- May The Force Be With You
OTOH- On The Other Hand
RL- Real Life
SFSG- So Far So Good
TTYL- Talk To You Later
TYVM- Thank You Very Much
TY- Thank You
TTT- To The Top
WRT- With Respect To
OOMF-A Person Not Yet Worthy Enough For Public Affection Via Twitter
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Shut up n quit lying, OOMF means "One of my followers".

naughtynaughty:
ehm..lol enof info abt me. Nau ur turn

Bout me? We haven't even started with you yet

I don't even exist so what's there to know?

Every sexually active man feels the urge to wanna "pour out" his sperm when "full"

So if you're not penetrating, its safe to conclude that you're having an affair with your hand .

ernesty20:
and thats the same fluid some silly guys do suck

Well, think of it as.... Milk!

It gets sour when left to dampen

naughtynaughty:
u knw, I am a law stdnt..500lvl stdnt @dat..nd u knw hw law stdnts lifestyle is. Bookwarm? Taaaahr! I wish! I am nt evn strugglin for 2.1 again..lemme jxt manage nd graduate wit my 2.2 jeje.

Wow! And I halfway thought you won't divulge any info bout yourself!


You seem too fun-loving for a law student .. Hmmm.... Are you sure you're reading your books?
Well, TBH I don't think you're boring. I actually find you an enigma- thus, exciting!

No "lady" has made a reasonable comment.

The real reason pusssy smells is cos it secretes fluid. The fluid becomes damp and starts to stink after a while if its not washed off of the labia.

It can also smell depending on the dieting habits of the lady. Certain foods are not advised to be consumed by a lady suffering from Vaginal Candidiasis.


Another reason it can smell (which is the most popular) is if the lady suffers from some form of STI or STD. Especially infections like chlamydia, candida(toilet infection), genital herpes nd crabs.

I personally don't think its sensible to assume that ladies who smell down there are generally dirty cos even the creamiest chics can contract any of those STI's. I think "Careless" would be the right word to describe them with.

naughtynaughty:
me nah..lol nt true? Oya encourage me lemme strt boring u wit plenty tlks

LOL. Okay babe, you can start by telling me ur lifestyle preferences.


Bore me to death please!!

naughtynaughty:
yeah, I tink I am alws boring wen tryn 2kip a long convo..so to avoid gettin u bored,I kip a short one

Who tha hell gave you that impression?

Takim107:
hahaha...If you are successful that's cool I won't mind...that's if you are oh...is dsame thing I'm saying I'll rather be a s** toy to a rich dude than 2 a poor dude...don't you think so? Smh...just look around you and see the shit we're calling love this days.

HOEdogwu!

Takim107:
likes like me will never come across likes like you...pretender! Wish ur gal was here she'll say otherwise....The truth is Alomo bitter.

Take it or leave it, material girls like you will remain nothing but mere sex-toys for successful niggaz like me.

naughtynaughty:
pele luv mi

I noticed you avoid long convo's.

Takim107:
My advice to ALL ladies..Marry a rich man because all men are unfaithful, rather scream in Paris than in a rented house.

Mindsets like these is why we use & dump your likes.

naughtynaughty:
smh kip changin accnts and monikerz, vry soon aw get a higher note 2b writtin ur names so I wunt frget. Gm

Yea I changed monikers cos these mods won't let a nigga be an outlaw in peace

yahoomessenger:
Some gals are worth chasing broda

There are plenty of other women just like "those girls" bro. Quit being a sissy.

Still dunno why guys these days chase women like their life depends on it.

naughtynaughty:
Traplord..smh wu r u trappin?

Hehehe.. None. "Trap" is a slang for "street".


Hope u slept sweet?

Misplaced priorities.
Who horse prik don help?

naughtynaughty:
rilli? My sinzzzuuuu? *warmhug* go jor! U arnt nice

LOL. I didn't wanna bother you

Mzdivacious:
dumped the topic jare.all my hours on NL yday n today r with my airtime not data n i dont wanna waste it more
besides d stuff seems too dark n creepy...explains d bugs n snake u found!

Lol. U made a wise decision.

naughtynaughty:
Whrz my Sinnz ? *sadface* u frgot me shey? I wie tell my mumy fr u *wipingtears*

Didn't you get the mention on my diary?

Mzdivacious:
lmao is that how we are rolling now?no time jor talk ;Dim already doing my researches on google n religion section sef.

Okay, so what have you been able to find out?

Nope, she's not. I've forked her twice.

Spydamannn:
I had this neighbor,I'm very sure she had marine spirit,I made sure I didn't get too close to her just the usual hi hi until one day me and her got into an argument in the compound about who locked the tap,I swear she gave me this look,it was so evil I felt cold and had goosebumps all over my arms immediately....Her face I can't explain,I mean her look just changed immediately she was looking like a wild tiger for about 20 seconds I was so fucking scared

She came to apologize to me later in the evening looking normal again but my Liver really cut that day,I felt she wanted to take my soul that day....God pass them

Hehehehe... My nigga

crismark:
I've bin single since nd it's really good...d problem nw be say one soldier(army) girl started disturbing me recently, expressing her love 4 me and I dnt love her but fear no let me tell her 2 her face...... so wat is d best way 2 let her knw dat I don't love her??

Have you tried hugging transformer?

cherryice:
trap.lord wt his bad belle. Every whr he goes

Keep my moniker outta ur mentions.