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Diddyydiva:
Typical Nigerians' way of announcing engagement


(The man's family In their best attire seated on benches, The man grinning from ear to ear, The lady's family welcome them and request the reason of their visit. )


The man's father: We the family of Oyedele have found a rose in your garden.

The lady's father : Who dares enter my compound without my permission?

The man's father: My son Decker has found a jewel in your house. Your Jewel Your main

The lady's father: hmmmmmmmm, Decker is that so ?

Decker: ( stammering) yes..... yes sir.( looks at the shy yourmain )

The lady's father: Yourmain do you want to marry this man ? Once you leave , you are not coming back

Your main: Yes papa I love him ...... ( smiles)

The lady's father: well my people since the two people agreed, I see no reason I should oppose. pls nothing must happen to my daughter .

The man's family: Nothing will.

Yourmain's mother: ( facing deckers mother) she is the apple of my eyes. pls take good care of her my in law . ( wipes tears)

Decker's mother: I will treat her like my daughter. My Good inlaw
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THE ANNOUNCEMENT .

Decker: hello, Naijaboy how far na?
Naijboy: I dey o . wetin happen.
Decker : guy I don engage oooooo . im getting married soon
Naijaboy: to who na?
Decker: My girl nani .
Naijaboy: Wao . that's great . Guy you don tell stfuareyougod? That guy go run mad say an you win yourmain . KingLekan go throw you stone. Mehn I happy for you oooo . Traplord go cry o
Decker: I won her sha, I've called tosyne2much and wristbangle. you will be the best man o
Naijaboy: No worry my guy. we dey each others back nah. congrats oooooo






Estharfabian: Hello your main, Adeh39 told me she saw your whatsapp profile picture and status, that you are engaged, she said Punkyveer told has confirmed it too . I logged in on Facebook now. I saw your new status.
Your main: Yes bae, I'm engaged
Esther: who is the guy?
Y. m: Deck of course.
Esther: So you won at last, Msphyno must be going crazy now , Misspicy will be very happy
Y .M : I called her yesterday, she was very Happy. You are responsible for the cake.
Esther: I will call Twaci and mirexxx for the decorations
YM : Laveda is traveling soon to Italy, so she is getting me shoes.
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That's how the information spreads





PS: don't quote this post. you can mention my moniker if you are dying to quote.





I'm out ta here

Mhizkel:
Lol..Got your mention. So this is you.

kaywiluv:
And which category would dat be?

prettythicksme:
Nooo,she got pusssy!!it means her pusssy don rise!!

kaywiluv:
Maybe

Mhizkel:
You mean mamagee got a D?

emmijes3:
3 days after my dad's burial,as usual mum's friends were around.she asked me to get something from her room.immediately I opened the door,I can swear I saw my dad sitting on the bed ,looking at my direction..I ran out,came back with mumsi told her what I saw.she started cryin again.... [b] then I received d kindda slap that can format a grown man's brain. [/b]probably she did it out of anger dat I was lyin or sumtin else.

Speechless3:
lol Pls let me not see this on fp.

Estharfabian:
I'd love to read it!


Buh the Insect thingy gives me the creeps..I think I'll pass

darkenedrebel:
The 6th & 7th book of Moses are grimoire allegedly written by Moses..i.e asides from the pentateuch(Torah) ....

the books don't even exist(except maybe in pamphlets or papyri scattered here and there? last time they were sighted was in Thebes in the 19th century or so..you shouldn't take that guy serious. He's a compulsive liar and a clown...

cowgirl9090:
wow,really scary! did you do away with the book?

Estharfabian:
What's the book about?

tripplephi:
SHE HAS HAD RAW SEX N ENJOYED IT, MY DEAR...............FLEEEEE

Estharfabian:



#straightface# excuse me?