₦airaland Forum

misspicy:
sswetorgasm are you still in bed?

He has no where else to go and nothing to do. What do u expect??

merizy:
me am nt shy ooo i rili dnt knw d meanin dats wt frnds call me asin t wz gotten out of my name (mercy

Oh, dats cool Mercy, you going to school today?

firstEVA:
u are same as the person I quoted ? Well, no offence taken.

Yes ma'am, I'm pucaxo, I'm sinnzu. No vex oo, it just seemed like u guys had a spark

lezz:
lolz, who's my bae? I didn't o. Can't remember the last time I bumped into her sef. Anyone met her in reallife?

Morning boss..


Don't know about that, I was hoping you must have done that by now

I'm more concerned about why the pastor kept "making it clear"

firstEVA:
this mention is unnecessary, completely.

I just had to ask so I won't miss road

Cutehector:
laugh my ass out... He is boring right?

Nwanne, are u oblivious of whom u're throwing shades at?

Ebayray:
Lolz, I am ooo.

okay, u'll sing to me 2mao... Deal?

NewSheriff:
Please do rain on my parade. Shut it, you know nothing, dummy.

Okay S.

Ebayray:
Sing?!.

I've got a horrible voice.

Truss me, I've heard worse
Aren't u confident?

Ebayray:
Nah... I know d soup...


I'll soon go to bed...

Cool hun. I'll hit the sac soon too... Will u sing me to bed?

NewSheriff:
Lol with which other account?

Atleast on that account, you agreed with your gender.
Now you're a dude, all cos u wanna form "monitoring spirit".


Don't make me rain on ur parade. Just needed you to know you're not anonymous. Atleast not to me.

Ebayray:
Sure I've heard of it... It's nt laughable naw..

Aint u proud of ur culture?.

Nwa, abum Nwa-afo igbo.. I just love their soup like crazy! I just presumed u'll laugh cos most peeps don't know about it.



Why u still up late?

NewSheriff:
Secretary, nairaland detective crew. I have heard you.

I gotta give it to you tho, you do well to avoid connecting dots that lead to you. But I knew you even with the other account.



Don't wanna rain on ur parade tho.. Carry on.

Ebayray:
Nah, I won't laugh..

Yeah, I am..

LOOL its Afang Soup
Ever heard of it? its native to Akwa ibom/Calabar people.

NewSheriff:
Why am I just noticing this? Naijaboiy single? The Marieolae episode ended too soon.

U're not so anonymous..

Ebayray:
Uhh!! Am just one humble - ur girl next door gal... I was hiding myself since bt someone brought me out...

By the time you realise that you just replied Nairalands iidiot-in-chief, It'll be too late!

Ebayray:
Do I have to watch it?!!..

Ok, I'll stop saying I hate it..

Wats ur favorite food, I wanna hear it.

Hehehehee... Let's see how that goes


Promise me u won't laugh, I'm guessing you're igbo?

ssweetorgasm:
U QUALIFIED ASS LICKER OF ISHI.LOVE

she's got ass! tastes like berries , wouldn't mind licking it on my death bed seff

ssweetorgasm:
where is funlord? he is now afraid of me, hahahahahahaha i too much.

You're an iidiot. Sayanara

Ebayray:
Hmmmm, Alright... I'll sit nd watch...

I hate tea...
My favorite food is rice.. Fried rice.

Nope, you won't sit n watch, you'll be part of the process
Stop saying u hate tea joor
Luv rice too, but my fav food is something u might not be familiar with.

ssweetorgasm:
ur ban expired today dats why

I was never serving a ban. I just chose to make a switch.

ssweetorgasm:
NO DEAL

U get luck.

Ebayray:
Deres no way u'll know it, trust me.....
.

I hate tea.

Babe don't count on that..


How can u hate TEA! I LOVE TEA!!
Hehehehe... What's ur fav food??

Ebayray:
Lolz.. For me to know, for u to find out...

.

Oh..

Well, ur gonna tell me soon. Real soon.

U go drink tea?

Ebayray:
I can't breathe properly too.. All I inhale is Dust, dust, dust...

It did in my location oo...


Lol, thief indeed!!!. Yeah, it came unexpectedly..

and where might that be?

Ebayray:
Lolz, Alright...


D harmattan haze is killing... To think dat d rain I enjoyed yesterday actually brought d harmattan of today annoys me.

Seriously killing can't even breathe properly..

It didn't rain over here though, the thing just came like a thief in the night

Ebayray:
Am quite OK.
U?.

I'm cold AF!










Don't freak! this is my main account

kinglekan:

You are on point sire!!!

Even if we translated all that lezz wrote up there to IT in its gibberish language, IT still wouldn't be able to comprehend. How sad

Poor little creature

LOL. Its probably dozed off..

ssoftapple:
KIKIKIKIKI E PAIN AM!! A MAN THAT THINKS POLITICS IS A POLITICIAN, HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT DUMBEEE

I won't waste my time replying a secondary school drop out. Keep disgracing yourself everywhere. OLODO!