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Laveda:
What's that?

Very well pounded fufu nd my fav soup . Can you pull that off?

Ishilove:
Haa! Sinzu! You see the effect of not going to church? From the abundance of the heart the fingers typeth. You gat iranu on the brain

I know your followers are bound to arrive soon. Niggaz love disco's like this.

I swear, I dunno when I typed it

Ishilove:
Hokay, if you say so.

Yes you heard right. You're cordially invited to our monthly Power Must Change Hands program holding this week Dec 5, at the Prayer City.

Come and be blessed

*dramatic pause*

Funny enuf, I saw it on one of the "menopause" threads made to jest you. I keep wondering, how do NL'ers get these info's??

Amen sister!! I will be there accompanied by funlordd and theesonofmark . Hope ya'll will let us in the building??

Laveda:
yup I do but you asked me to twerk naked

I said it won't change a thing even if you did, you wanna know what will change my mind??

Ishilove:
Killing mosquitoes is used to describe that tiresome situation where a girl has to constantly swipe off seeking fingers whose mission is to handle, squeeze and explore her intimate lady parts

I don't have to explain what a bonner is

LOOOL that's an apt description of that kind of scene "killikng mosquitoes" . Ama gentle man Ishi, I won't bite if you don't want me to .

Sure, but the bonner can be both soft n strong so truss me, nothin will break . Your hips might get a lil sore tho

Ishilove:
You remind me of my brother who will tell us that the road to the church is not good, so in protest he will not go to church.

I went to church o. Today is our harvest

Hehehehe for real I've got toothache, its not an excuse


Really? Heard u worship at MFM?? Is that true?

Laveda:
I swear I've never heard of that but I just feel its gonna be dope and sexy

I'm just chuckling to the thought of it. You know I don't fancy stuff like that..

Laveda:
Nah your handwork nau

I was gonna ask you who invented "twerk-walking" .

Laveda dem don close am

obiorathesubtle:
Lol, we dy manage o padi!
God dy! E no easy, No be chyse!

God will see us through.

Ishilove:
Heheheheheheheheh, Sinzzu, you know if two warm blooded young people stay in the same room, the young woman will 'kill mosquitoes'. Your boner will dislocate a rib

Thanks for the compliments

See as you take disorganise me with proverb abi na addage .
Ishi today is sunday, don't spoil me biko .

Hope you went to church? Me I didn't go, I have toothache

obiorathesubtle:
no probs man

How the family?

La familia is doing just fine, thank you.
How ur side??

The last time I even saw the word "Lez" being used to connote "Lesbian" was when I was on 2go a few years back. Smh.. Kids..

BaebieHot:
Jeez, calm down!

I'm calm mami.. But its threads like these that encourages other sillier threads thereby making commenters on other sections look down on this section.

It just baffles me how badly people crave for attention on this section.
How are we supposed to know how to answer your silly question since we do not know you or how you roll? Its obvious you're just looking for. Way to alert your fellow dingbats to the new DP u uploaded rather than make an actual input. Ya'll are lucky I'm not yet a mod.

mizquote:
the first person to tell me dis was my boo.. then others say it, sometimes jokingly.


my neighbor told my female friend that she should be careful with me that he thinks I mingle more with women.

then just yesterday a male friend said he hopes I'm straight. I use to be angry but not anymore when people say such. I tried to ask why he said that if I act weird or somewhat.

guys have u ever question a ladies sexuality?
what triggered it.

girls has anyone ever asked to know if you re straight?

NB. I admire women but never sexually.
I'm also not tomboyish.

Yea, you just uploaded a new pic and we've noticed it, now forck off!

obiorathesubtle:
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Babe, no send them, just focus on being sexy.

sorry bro, wrong quote!

carlcar2012:
Get d hell out of Mt thread. Stwpid small boy

Has your period started?

misspicy:
and its your business because

because u lie a lot!

misspicy:

i wear them

You too dey lie abeg

MzPecs:
You sef too like awuf

I learnt from you.

How about that direct savers ish..?

MzPecs:
Iffahear!
Na scam!

Chai! And u pulled me into it with you

prettythicksme:
**catwalks outta thread**

berra catwalk into the zoo

MzPecs:
I'm coming...

did they finally give you that stuff? 419er

prettythicksme:
No wonder u guys look alike kanu ko,kaduna nii

See the yorubad gerl oo, we won't give you biafran visa . I'll make sure of that

prettythicksme:
I only like sinnzu my bro

If you like me, you'll like my family too. Nnamdi Kanu is family . You berra start LOVING him