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TheSonOfMark:
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Make no mistake.
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Felt kind of awkward tho.. You dey scarce these days o.

Laveda:
At least there's still small "Aje" in it

I'm okay, network is fuccking with me

fucck it harder!!


Have u had supper?

prettythicksme:
lol,like i havent see it bf

My friend, be contented with what you've seen!

iAmCharis:
Trap.LORD
Don't come to Lagos during Christmas. Period!!

Haba! Oga boss, na fight??

prettythicksme:
Mtchewwwwww wey ur face for dat pinshure u uploaded?

why u dey fyn my face? Did baba ask you to bring it to the zoo country shrine?

prettythicksme:
Wetin i find come here self cc:Trap.lORD

Yes? Has biafran corck started hungrying you again?

Laveda:
one might even think I'm not based in Nigeria
no die abeg

Hehehehe... ajekpako gerh like you

How u feeling tonight bae?

Ishilove:
You were by the riverside at night...? Issokay!


Didja see a lady with 3 brreasts? I hear we see such stuff at night at river side.

What's your new job? I unwind by nairalanding, reading and stuff like that

Yea, its a creek I took these pictures on our way . We spent 5 days there.


Hehehehe.... If I see mami water, I swear she won't escape me oo, I must suck that three brezz


New job... Is almost like the old job except I'm working for just one person this time rather than a company. Can't really disclose much info here babe.. U know I've got quite a rep and I wouldn't want these children of hate to see me finish!


I can tell you read a lot, you got a blog too right?

Laveda:
those times hun, you complain tire I don't even understand myself

Wow, someone can't wait to taste my meal yeah mum. . . I just had to learn cause I love the soup, I'm good at cooking afang and egusi

LOL, you're always cold ..


both my fav soups?? I go die untop ur matter I swear!

Laveda:
lol yeah. . I'm still a learner you know, but I'm good at that soup

My perfect season, I'm gonna be singing "I'm cold" till we get over this season . . My people go tire for me ....not so serious here yet , but hAs started

I trust you na, ur bodi na thermometer

Yea, you've said so.. I can't wait to taste yours. Was it mumcy who taught you??

Ishilove:
@bolded, I don't know why people keep saying this. I thought I'm *sadist*

iKid. I'm not shy, just reserved

Yes I cannot swim, but I love the sound of the waves hitting the seashore. Have you listened to it at night? It sounds like ten thousand trucks moving over speed bumps. I prefer nature to the artificial. It's unbeatable!

LOL I think its cos your sense of humour is top notch babe...

I'm not too good either, but I learned a few stuff I could show you.
No, I haven't had the privilege of being at a beach side at night... Been at a river side tho, at a creek, but the water was still all night.

Nature beats artificial anyday! I recently started enjoying the outdoors too! I used to be more of an indoor guy till I started at my new job.

How do you unwind?

Laveda:
You're a cook already nau, I trust you can do well

hehehe, u know I'mma little bit of a chef, I owe you a meal too .

Has the harmattan started hammering ya'll at home?

Ishilove:
Error. Sinnzu, the festive periods is when the crowd at those recreational centers in Lagos will be tripled. I made the mistake of visting Ikeja Mall last December and bitterly regretted it. It seems all of ipledge's secondary schoolmates all over Nigeria had a meeting and agreed to assemble at the mall . The place was choked up! I was practically moving sideways Now imagine how the pools will be. Worse

I am actually very shy. You want the world to behold uber camel toe?!?

Jesu!! Laff don kill me for hia I swear down!! Ishi you're a total clown!!


I'm also very shy too oo, I mean SUPER SHY, but once I get in my comfort zone, I'm a beast!

Don't wory, a scarf can hide the goodies atleast till you're inside the pool. I'm guessing u can't swim too?

Laveda:
you dearie. . And the blue colour is coo, I forget to use it at times

Alright. .I will. . Wanna watch me cook or I just write the procedures and send for you?

I'll watch you do it. I'll furk it up if I do it on my own, buh I'll do my best shaa..

Ishilove:
That's not what I heard. I heard Owerri has horrible roads and brown rooftops. That's what they said in the politics section

It will be trunks live and direct. I will sit at the edge and watch y'all drink other people's body fluids

Nope, u're wrong. Owerri has a couple of bad roads but not brown rooftops. I'm sure u know Okorocha has a rep for being a "show off" so u can only imagine what owerri would look like.


You berra let those things flourish , I hate trunks! Makes a chic look like a granny . And as for drinking body fluids, I don't think we'll go during the festivities so the pool shud be pretty scanty.... Don't tell me u're shy? U cud wear a nice bikini and a scarf

Laveda:
hehe but his is bolder though.

Oh, yea.. So u just woke up n decided to start typing in a certain kind of font?


Babe, u gonna teach me howta prepare that soup. Ah need to learn am cos that buka girl has finished all my moni

Ishilove:
Mscheeeeeew. Owerri. Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeew . See the local place. I bin tink sey I don hammer with Yankee based Nairalander, not knowing he is in Owerri. Mscheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew



Yes I enjoy swimming. I enjoy watching people swim, that is

LMAO! Chai!! That's why I'm so scared of my naija sistas . Una too like moni!!!!!!

Well, I'm currently in owerri, and point of correction, owerri is NOT local my dear, a visit would prove you wrong babe..

Ummm... Okay, buh with all those curves on ya, u sure u gonna be comfy in bikini? Or is it gonna be trunks?

Laveda:
You don't like it?

Its almost like I'm quoting tsom

Laveda:
Nope. . . I've been to just one place in that city. . I'm always ashamed of myself though I'm gonna tour around this time

Why are u typing in this font?

Laveda:
might be worst
Don't worry, very soon I'll prepare that for you ...verry soon Still nott going out?

Yes ma'am.
I'm at a viewing centre in world bank area.. Ever been there?

Ishilove:
Yes I'm in Lagos, and no I won't stand you up.

So you're not in Naija?? Ehen, when you're coming bring something for me o

I'm in nigeria na? Na today?? I'm in owerri right now. Imo state.

Do u enjoy swimming?

Laveda:
Hahahaha I'm home today, going nowhere....

Wrong convo
**its gonna go like this**
Sinnzu: knock on the gate
Mom: hey daughter go check who's there
Me:okay
Me: **surprised face**
You:*smiles*
Mom: who's that?
Me: *stammering*
Mom comes out immediately
Mom: young man who are you, and what are you doing here
You: *ermm* mam I came to see your daughter
Mom: my daughter? What business do you too run ether?
You:errrmm mami its not like tthat its just that *stammering*
Mom turns to me
Mom: *yelling* Ofon so you can now invite a man to my house abi?
Me: shaking already

Me: mom I dint invite him oo
Mom: young man before I enter my house and come back leave here immediately, don't let me meet you here or else...

Is it gonna be that bad?

I won't come again, or perhaps I'll lodge.

Ishilove:
More misconceptions

I'm sure you're a fun person and it will be a pleasure meeting you too

You're in lagos if I'm not mistaken.. Hope you won't stand me up if I hit u up? I'll be there at the end of the year.

MzPecs:
Hehehehe

DBS is for real buh I got just one person!

I would've tapped into it, but the time span for the interest is too damn long. And the profit isn't really worth all the wait.

Laveda:
yeah. . Exactly what I want

You've forgotten so soon! Dad is a bit cool...its mum, its gonna be like an interview this eve. . Whatchu gonna tell her?

You're crayzee I swear! you haven't told me what your plans are this afternoon

**convo between me and mom**


Mom: are you that nigga?


Me: yes mami, I'm that nigga


Mom: if she's happy, I'm happy..


Me: you know I'd do whateva..


Mom:


Me:


Dad:


That's how its gonna go down!

Ishilove:
Misconceptions are a direct result of misconstrued actions.

Do I miss my mod days? Aside from the times when I see some absolutely hateful and skin crawling comments in the politics section and I just wanna...aaaargh!!!

Asides those times, no, I don't miss modding. The wahala is too much jare

I'm basically indifferent when people tag me. I got tired of telling people to tag Dom.inique so I just let them tag away. In time it will stop

Okay ma'am..

You must really enjoy squeezing that ban button Ishi!!!

We need someone like that dominic on this section. I've seen her interact and she seems co-operative. Not...

One is a robot while the other acts like a misguided teen who doesn't even give a Bleep.


You're one of the few I'll love to meet in person. I'm serious

Laveda:
You wish right? Anyways. . Come to my house and and get it, well cooked ....very delicious, kpomo,fish,stockfish piom piom (periwinkle) and correct cow head all inside this soup.

Babe you're sending signals..



What if I turn up at your gate this eve? Hope popsy won't dissect me oo

Ishilove:
I no fyn trouble na. The boy like to quarrel. Na efritin hin must reply. That's not cool.

Those that think I'm sadistic don't know me. Those that know Ishilove know that she is many things, but 'sadistic' is not one of them. Modding has a way of robbing you of your sense of humour. Trust me

Well I don't know if they're cool o. I only speak based on their activities online.

That's the thing, these misconceptions are the reasons why we make wrong evaluations about each other

Do you miss your MOD days? Been wanting to ask you, how do you feel when people tag you to send their topics to FP??

Ishilove:
There is nobody God cannot use. If He can convert Paul with all his wickedness, who is SOM that he cannot change? When God takes over you there are some thing you will find hard to do. Things like constantly quarreling like a woman

Ishi u don start . Na u fyn him trouble oo .


But those guys are cool, its all for fun - the things we do here don't really depict who we are. Like you, I've always known you were fun-loving but most folks like to think of you as some saddistic lady...

Laveda:
Oha

If I beat you ehn...

Ishilove:
You modified their names

Yea, to keep the convo private.

Ishilove:
Lmaaaaaooo! Yes please, come with them so that they can give their life to God, especially that funlord. TheSOM will become an usher when God is done with him.


Yes they know the church I attend because I have never hidden it. MFM member, loud and proud

LMFAO!! This cracked me up real hard I swear!! Cc kramfonos