₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Right here dear. How've you been?

I've been aii hun.. Where've u been?? U're now giving us levulz abi??

Oma307:
Badoo

lotori mi lo je gbese e

This bastard is this where you're hiding? Google won't save the massive chaos I'm gonna cause on your psyche this evening boy

ssoftapple:
U ARE A LIVING PROOF THAT MAN CAN LIVE WITHOUT BRAIN, U ARE DEPRIVING A VILLAGE SOMEWHERE OF AN IDIOT.

....And more internet slurs. Come at me with originality you iidiot. Isn't your brain productive? Or are you permanently on "moonwalk" mode??

ssoftapple:
HAVE U CONSIDERED SUING UR BRAIN FOR NONSUPPORT?

Still running to the internet for help? Dumb kid!





JAMB is around the corner, hope you've purchased your form? Your failure is inevitable!

ssoftapple:
U ARE AS USELESS AS THE L IN SPIRITUAL AND AS FOOLISH AS MENSTRUAL FLOW.

See as u dey disgrace yourself. You can't even come up with anything smart. Low life imp! Your mother should've exchanged you for a bottle of coke the moment she realized you were worth less than a flappy old rag!

ssoftapple:
YOU ARE A PRODUCT OF AN EXPIRED CONDOM.

You would've fared better as a slippery cold sperm released on the concrete floor of the uncompleted building where your retardedd dad molested your imbecilic mother.

ssoftapple:
IV TOLD U B4 THAT WHERE UR FAGGOTRIMATOLOGY OF A DEADA BRAIN ENDS, THAT IS WHER THAT OF A GOAT START. "AND 4 D RECORDS I DID NT DATE OYIND. "U KOLOQUACIOUS ANIMATED CARTONLESS PIG.

If you can't differentiate DOTE from DATE then you owe your parents a refund of all the funds they've wasted on efforts to develop that road block you call your brain.



PS: you can't date yet boy, you should be more concerned about passing JAMB.

ssoftapple:
NOW I KNOW THAT UR LEVEL OF EDUCATIONAL AND STANDARDIZE JUDGEMENTAL VOCABULARY IS ABA MADE. "SMH 4 HOW DADASTADED UR MEDULA OBLOGONTA HAS BEEN DAMAGED BEYOND SPIRITUAL REPAIR.

Just as your empty skull damaged your mothers vaginal wall without repair right?? Damn! She must be so full of regret right now

Ssoftapple when did HIV/AIDS become a FLU? Abi na your papa invent that one??

When did the brain become brainless??

Oyind17 come n see the mugu you dote on, see how he's making a complete idiot look sane in his presence. What a douche!

ssoftapple:
WHAT IS THIS BASTARD SON OF A SLAVE IN A ZOO TYPING, IT SEEMS THE HIVAROUS AND AIDSVAROUS FLU HAS AFFECTED UR TWOBARIS AND BRAINLESS BRAIN.

No wonder you're an annual customer to JAMB. OLODO RABATA!

ssoftapple:
ANY SIMILARITY BETWEEN YOU AND HUMAN IS PURELY COICIDENTAL, "LEMME ASK U A QUESTION: AS AN OUTSIDER WHAT DO U THINK OF THE HUMAN RACE?

I knew you were as dumb as an empty tin of milk that's why I took the liberty of running a search on these lines you typed and voila!! Turns out you're soo dumb that you had to run to google to steal "insults". How pathetic!



I told you u weren't destined to be smart, someone else took your place boy. OLODO!

halfrica:
omo war field its so hot in here sso.ftapple is leadin wit 6 points traplo.rd 4 points who will earn d mantle of st****dity

You wouldn't want to get me pissed.

ssoftapple:
SEE THIS BARNISHED,CURSED,DISGRACED SACRIFICIAL GOAT THAT WAS STOLEN BY TWO DRUNKARD AND MANAGED ANIMALITICALLY AS A SON typing poo.

Bantering words with a half witt like you is nowhere near being fair as you lack the cognition to string words together intelligently. Education is free in IMO STATE boy, you have no excuse for being this stupiid!

ssoftapple:
U ORDINARY EMPTY BRAINLESS, SKULLESS, DIMWITTED, ASS MUNCHING, IMBECILIC, CLOWNISH, PRODUCTA FUCKACRY AND AN IOTA OF DUSTBINNA WASTEBIN.

Your parents must feel really cheated. Others can boast of a son while they're stuck with an excuse for the unprotected sex they had. Smh

This guy will soon run for an election.
Quote me anywhere

ssoftapple:
kolomental simple english u cant comprehend

Idiot! Ordinary JAMB you can't pass.

ssoftapple:
pic of u holding it or

holding what? Am I the one in the pic? Iidiot!

Lol. I knew someone will see that too

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Jeez I didn't even notice that. [/color]

The iidiot who opened this thread probably knows an fx engineer. One of those who print fake cash for movie production. If not.... ICPC

Since when has there been two heads on the N500 note?? Or am I coming late?

cruzita:
you go beg woman money ,you go hear:
1)shishi shikom I no get
2)dem tell u say father burn,u dey ask weda em bearbear burn.
but e no go reach 1min u go see am with N1000.where the money come from since you no get shishi.na now I know say **the money of a woman is like the p***s of a cock ,never seen but frequently used

Aren't you supposed to be a female

Solidkay:
Indeed my God is an all sufficient craftman,
pls OP nxt time give us d xclusive view of d V-shape.

Why you gotta bring God into this?

ssoftapple:
it is ony a testrobelenzon agaripa animated animal like u that spills out gibberish.

ode!

ssoftapple:
it is only a mumu that knows a mumu

Only a compound fool comes up with this kind of dumb theory. Olodo!

Bin3:
So u hv another girl n u are dating my friend?.i told her but she didnt listen i think when she finds out now she will start crying into our ears,a lot of guys hv been disturbing her since but she refuse them all because of u n now this is what u pay her back in return with after all ur sugar coated mouth#sad mood activated.i will pretend n do as if i didnt see or know abt this rubbish

GOBE!!! prettythicksme stfuareyougod funlord thesonofmark thenonce kramfonos naijaboiy pbs4real iamcharis kinglekan make una come see, its about to get real in here!

ssoftapple:
shhhh!!! i said when d cats are in a meeting, a rat dare not near there lest he wnt live to tell d story.

mumu

CirocBoi:
I agree with you am not smart

Make up with her, pet her, buy her stuffs, agree with her.

ssoftapple:
shut in there!!! i had enough ladies to bang in vgc

Don't make me start with you this beautiful saturday morning.

ssoftapple:
bcaus i was in lagos island and u the mainlands.

sharrap dia!

CirocBoi:
I was planning to pay her off so she can abort it, the girl is smart she doesn't want to come..... she clearly stated she will come when the pregnancy is 5 months

U're not smart.