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UNA BOO'S GET BOOOOOOO'S

STFUareyouGod:
boss, that's why they are hoes these dudes just go into relationships without even knowing when to run out of it. I'm sure the girl must have been showing him signs for long but he's stubbornness coupled with blindness (love) wouldn't make him understand

Me no dey pity o

That's the thing! No woman wants to suffer!


A lil advice for the boys; Look, If you're a dude living below minimum wage, DONT FALL INLOVE!!! lest we start hearing stories that touch



LMAO!!!

Chestar5:
You too lyk to close eyes for pics, wetin du ur eyes

He looks like a toad with his eyes open that's why.

STFUareyouGod:
heheheh dem dey find dudes wey get money to take care of their xmas spending spree. So na the poor BFs dem dey dump

Op even dey talk 'with a promising future'. Na that one babe wan chop?

LOL!!!!! This is like the umpteenth thread created this month alone!! Damn, these hoes aint loyal

These girls just dey dump their boyfriends this christmas period


Cc stfuareyougod

greatness22:
Bro, thats an harsh one to a lady. And its really not nice.

Yessir!


She had it coming tho.. Buh I'll pipe low.

cherryice:
nw I knw its u, plss pisss off

The feeling is mutual.

cherryice:
ok so u knew I was referin to u evn when I ddnt quote u? is dat how ugly you are?

Its not rocket science.

onstelly:
Are you stalking her, no offense bro but how come you know all that
Just curious anyway

Anyone who frequents this section can give you a detailed list of the fvcktards we have here. No one needs to stalk anyone.

cherryice:
where dd I call u ugly?
mayb u shd re-read my slum n apologise

Perhaps u've got me mistaken for someone else. I'm that ugly igbo guy whom some girls are "making" to feel important.

That's me..

ssoftappless:
4 d 1st time u have agree to the truth

Furk off my mentions boy.

ssoftappless:
I AM THE FUTURE, U ARE D PRESENT

I can't argue with u.

mizquote:
yeah...

how's dah ur headache?

how does my dp concerns my thread?

mtcheew.

You're an attention seeker. That's how!


You've got a habit of opening new dumb threads each time you upload one of these ur mgbeke pictures . Dunno why u do that but its really getting old.

ssoftappless:
4 A 21?

Yea, u're still a little rat.

cherryice:
Who dating don help?

Oh, you quote urgly igbo boys?

Ebiz12:
Let's go back to advising OP before e begin vex

Who says we cnt chat here? OP has long abandoned the thread seff

midehi2:
truely you are but you look underage or ?

He doesn't "look" under age. He actually is.

**checks her DP**









As usual, she wants us to know she uploaded a new one hence the new sexually suggestive topic.




**walks out**

Ebiz12:
I don't want blind love please, my own love should come with eyes wide open and seeing far into the future LoL

You see? .. That's that humour I'm talking about!

I'm sure the OP like funny chics... BTW where are u from??

I will, if I had one

midehi2:
yes


Hes a perfect gentleman


He knows all the pekus

And the pekus knows all the blockos

Ebiz12:
For wetin na
The OP's woman I'm sure is way prettier, what would he be doing with me?
Make i K my line Jare!

Don't tell me you don't know love is blind? , perhaps you can't be too sure... Some guys like would rather go for a humorous woman than looks



And you seem like one..

NewSheriff:
Good enough? That's all there is to know about you?

Ashawo!!!!!!

ssoftappless:
OGA what is the meaning of UBTH? stop dodging my question

You see why I keep calling you an iidiot? Am I expected to know all govt parastatals nationwide?? Or u think I'm as stupidd as you are? you think I'll quickly run to google??

I don't care what it means but taking a 2nd look at it... "TH" is "Teaching Hospital" and only universities own those."U" is simply "University" and the "B" should be "Benin" because Edo is the only state that has a capital that starts with that letter that has a federal university.


I'm not even sure you'll understand my diagnosis but I don't care. Just read your books instead of coming here to rub shoulders with folks that are clearly past your level. It won't help you. Indipid bastardd!

ssoftappless:
i know but tell me d meaning of UBTH without asking google.

You can't drag me down your level of stupidity. I'm way too sophisticated for you.

ssoftappless:
shioor!!!! what about ur licked and swollen ass? chai i heard funnlord burst it open with his dick and u landed in UBTH(i bet if u know what UBTH means)

Everything you wrote up there reeks of gross illiteracy! Go and read your books boy, NL won't save you when JAMB comes for you again next year oo...

Ebiz12:
Kai!!!!!!! I felt that blow! Wasn't that too hard on the guy

@OP please grow some sense!

LOL, you're not looking bad yourself , perhaps you should try the OP

STFUareyouGod:
your own better na. Mine will be zero. I've got things to do tomorrow which means I have to be up as early as 7/8. Turning up tonight might just ruin it. So I'll just stay solo

Good idea bro.. Just remember me when you get into ya kingdom oo.. I get domiciliary account with diamond bank o

ssoftappless:
so place your order. "atleast that is the only thing ure good for.

Atleast it beats failing JAMB every year. Which has become your expertise

Airforce1:
Nobody know me

I know you well enough to know that you're an obdurate iidiot with only 1 track which you managed to record. Gay pirate!

osedvgirl:
Nice marketing

She market pass you??

IZANAMI:
i would be as concise as possible.I was surfing nairaland a couple of days ago and came in contact with one of her explicit threads as usual,I checked her profile for the first time and was admiring how pretty the dam is.Concurrently in my pool of admiration,an idea flipped through my mind,"make I even send her PM sef"as I soliloquized.I apathetically sent her a PM with no expectation of receiving a reply actually.Some hours after,I was damn astounded when I saw her reply.We exchanged contacts and chatted for a few hours on whatsapp.She was so straightforward and altruistic throughout the nattering due to the fact we discussed a few personal issues.We booked an appointment.Fortunately for me,our point of rendez-vous is a few kilometres from my domicile.I waited at the precise loci for some minutes and to my uttermost surprise,She came.The radiant cheeks and pretty countenance i saw in her dp were not by any means different from the figure I was seeing then.The manCHESTer and bASScelona were intact.We exchange pleasantries and had a lunch @ the hotel.Throughout the moment of discourse, my mind,brain and eyes were meticulously focused on the ass and boobs and the thought of how I was gonna tear that punny was running through my mind..She proposed we "do the do".We went to the chamber.I was lying on the bed when she came out of the bathroom unclad.Na so my "gbagbojigi" stood up turgidly nodding in affirmation to the explicit thought in my mind.I carried her up with relative ease and frolick while rollicking with her boobs.That girl sef dey ride o!I cummed after 75mins of intense ;Dpleasure. she commended I was the best she had ever had sex with.I gave her the allotment we agreed on and that was all.;DTo all archetypes of disparagement and foolishness. BACK OFF!;DThose pubic hairs were actually curly though.Truly befitting and worthy of being called the "cognomen"

So??