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Sarcasm

HFMagazine:
Never heard of him!

The northerners would've blocked nothing. GEJ was just too weak to be president. As a president and number 1 citizen of a country, you have immunity. Nobody would've dared question his actions while still on seat.

LadyExcellency:
The truth is that the Northerners would've blocked any budget totaling $1.4billion for Ogoni land and moreover these evil men shouting GEJ would've called him unprintable names and definitely kick against it.

He didn't even fix the road to his own village. Plus there's no water supply there either.

What's worse is that some people still support him not minding his incompetence.

GudluckIBB:
Dude I still can't believe jonathan didn't deemed it fit to clean up Ogoni while he was the president.

Anyway sha! Olisa metuh will come up now and say jona wanted to do it but transfered the idea it to Buhari.

No, I call that being safe. Why let a total stranger into your home??

ImanuelJannah:
are you that secretive?

NOpe

naijaninja88:
You clearly didn't watch the video

Why do what your body cannot carry?? Two h0es? Does he have two d!cks??

The kardashian family stays winning.

There was always a cure tho, and it had to do with replacement of stem cells or so.

The Irony of Life

Some complain of having big breasts, some complain about theirs been too small. But look at people who have lost theirs forever. Glad they overcame cancer.

That's my nigga!!!

My country my country, my village my village.

True Love never dies, never gives up, never wanes, keeps no record of wrongs etc etc etc. But unfortunately, in this day and time, love is rarer than diamonds.

I'd totally rock that

Less sleep, less rest, till success is achieved

Hehehehe

alterswerve:
Where is Peta?

That's a mad Cow on the loose. Highly unjustifiable and barbaric of him.

But before you track him down, kindly track and locate NNAMDI KANU first. He has said worse things than this. A few months ago, he asked people to hunt the hausa/fulanis in a particular SE state, which his minions did.

I advocate for equity and justice. No citizen or tribe is more superior to the other.

Clean ohameze.... No 1 when it comes to blood money.

I'll stop commenting now

Hehehehehehe.... guess I'm just jobless today

No, he's indirectly mocking everyone(esp his baby mama) who believed him when he declared himself broke.

No, he's indirectly mocking everyone who believed him when he declared himself broke.

What Jonathan couldn't do, buhari can do a million times better. If you can't feel the change then move to Otueke where there's no light, water or accessible roads.

BUHARI my nigga!!

Only for low self esteemed foolish girls.

Crazy Americans. May he R.I.P

People have lost their conscience. Why kill a fellow human?? If he wanted to kill so bad why not go to sambisa and face boko haram instead of killing and innocent unharmed boy.

Well well

At his age... still "babying" and "fooling " around.

Never compare your ex with him

Longest thread ever.

But for real, the US doesn't like the progress of any country they perceive to be contenders with them. They know that with the right minds and right rulers, Nigeria will be a force to be reckoned with. SNOWDEN already exposed their plans of taking Nigeria down. The U.S are friends with nobody, the earlier we realise this, the better.

They know we have excessively abundant resources and intelligent people (Nigerian kids have been found to be the most intelligent immigrants in the U.K and U.S). They want Nigeria to divide so bad but God no go gree.

Islam is the new Ebola. The earlier we realise that, the better

Wash

If I don't like you, you can recite the whole bible, Qur'an, dictionary, encyclopedia, even speak in tongues, and I won't give a Bleep

Good riddance.

Good for him tho, he'll earn more in Turkey since its tax free for entertainers.

Holy Moses.