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Literature / FICTION: The Double Date With Cher by trendope: 9:06am On Jan 29, 2017
Cher has begun stressing Lily again, asking for another double date, and this time Henry has decided to be even more adventurous under the table.

“What are you smiling for? “

Cher asked rather loudly forcing me to look up and offer an excuse so she won't start prying annoyingly.

I was chatting with Henry and it was weirdly making me smile sheepishly which is not a good sign, but can you blame me? I've spent quite a lot of time with him and gotten to know more of his sweet romantic side and also his other side and somehow the combination of both is making me grow very fond of him.

“No! No! No! Don't do that” I scrambled up trying to get my phone back from Cher as she ran around reading my chat.

“Looks like I missed a lot” she said breathlessly after I caught up and took back my phone.

“You really like this guy don't you Lily” She continued

“Just drop it” I snapped jokingly, we have a nice thing going but it's not what you're thinking.

“Whatever you say” She rolled her eyes

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Literature / Er0tica: Xmas In November! by trendope: 5:52am On Jan 29, 2017
I call him “My CR’ and he calls me ‘My Sweetestest’. He drives me crazy and does marvellous things to my body. His voice alone makes my pu**y twitch and gush out pu**y juice. Our times together are always explosive, leaving me weak while still hungry for more! He plays my body like an expert instrumentalist, the same way a guitarist plays his guitar. It’s been slightly over a year since our last meeting and almost two years since we fu*cked and I was eagerly looking forward to this meeting.


It wasn’t as if we were in different countries or didn’t want to see each other. It was just that the cares of life usually conspired against us. Our plans had been truncated several times either from my end or from his, for one reason or the other. And finally in November 2016, our plans had fallen into place. The opportunity was there, the time was available and us the participants, more than eager!

Living in different cities, I had to go pick him up. The journey was hectic for him and anxious for me, but the outcome was well worth it. Our kiss even at the park was filled with pent up passion. A close look at the car windows would have shown it steaming up with the heat being released in that confined space.

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Literature / Must Read: Daddy's Little Monster {super Er0tica} by trendope: 7:39am On Dec 23, 2016
“Hey, whats up?”

“Where are you? I feel like doing something very naughty”

The message read, as I opened my BBM. I know some of you have stopped using that app, but for people like us, we still adore it.

The sender of the message is someone that I have known for well over 6 years, we never dated but we always shagged atleast once evey year, sort of like a ritual and she knows how to bring the fun too well.

Even since our first sexual encounter, she rose to top 3 best shag ever in my life, then she began having a pre midlife crisis or whatever she was going through. It must have been strings of heartbreak, she went celibate for a really long time and for like 2 years, our bedroom wrestling was put on a hold, which made me so sad.

She wouldn’t even talk dirty anymore, so I moved on. We would still chat once in a while but it felt like our romp was over.

When that message came in, I was so joyful. I felt like doing summersaults like Victor Moses or Aghahowa would do when they score. This is a good news but I was wasted sexually, I just completed what was a sexually marathon with a 21 year old sex freak who wanted the D everytime our body clashed on the bed.

I couldn’t pass up this opportunity, so I replied her

“I’m good, you?”

“You know I’m always down for anything you want, babe”

Few chats later, and she was heading to mine for what appears to be my second night of sex marathon.

Lord God, give me the strength. She came in and the small talk began over a bottle of Jack Daniels and we began doing shots. Things began to get interesting as we continued to chat.

“So, why celibacy”

“Tired of guys?”

“I didn’t do this for any guy. I did it for myself” She said

“Oh yea?”

“I just wanted to focus on my life and leave out all of the sex, and focus more on my career”

“Look at you now, on top of your pyramid of your career. I’m so proud of you” I said with sarcasm.

“Bleep you, Deolu” She said

“Whenever you're ready” I replied with more sarcasm

The alcohol seemed to have permeated our system, then we got up, left for the bathroom to change, then came out with a flimsy lingerie for a nightie.

She walked straight into my arms, it has been so long since I held her, and felt her body rub against mine. I laid her down softly as I held her face to kiss her softly while my hands travelled all over her body, treading softly all over her.

From the kiss, my face went to her ears, kissing and teasing her earlobes then went to neck, biting them softly, licking her body down to the soft mounds of her chest.

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Literature / Must Read: Fucking Revenge {playboy Er0tica} by trendope: 11:23am On Nov 21, 2016
Every year, students who attended my secondary school would organise a reunion. I usually did not attend them but after much prodding from my long-time friends, I decided to attend the one coming up that weekend.

The organisers chose a hall in one of the popular hotels in Lagos. I was not surprised since they tasked all of us to make a substantial donation. I arrived at the hall at around 4pm and the party was in full swing. Funny enough, I noticed that it still felt like high school even though the people were older. The girls huddled together, talking and pointing out the people that were around while the men shook each other acting all cool.

I got talking with a few buddies of mine and after a while, I was considering leaving. Then I spotted Ronke.

Ronke was that hot chick in secondary school that everyone wanted to Bleep. She was that pretty girl that developed early and left boys drooling. She was also that girl that acted so high and mighty when a guy hit on her. At the time, I never stood a chance. She was able to reduce boys to a whimpering blob of confusion with just her words and the fastest way to get to her bad side was to express an interest in her.

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Literature / Must Read: Lily & The Sexy Model [part 2] ($uper Er0tica) by trendope: 12:55am On Nov 21, 2016
Lily has a new client and she wants what Lily has never done with any woman before

“This doesn't look right”

I said to myself moving the chair from the position I put it for the third time, I was nervous and this time because I am obviously attracted to Blessing and she's coming back for another session and of its going to be anything like the last time I don't know how I will be able to contain myself.

I don't mix work with pleasure but I can't help it, it's the first time I felt this way about a girl but then I really need to get myself together.

Wine? Yes wine solves everything, I grabbed a bottle and poured myself a glass, I was on my third glass when the doorbell rang, I got to the door and there she stood in a brown long jacket and leggings with some killer boots looking as beautiful as she did yesterday, she leaned in and gave me a hug and I gestured her in.

“Would you like a drink or should we just go up to the studio and get started” I asked.

“Actually, I was hoping we could do it here I would like to use the sitting room and your couch for the new portrait plus the lighting here just as dim and lovely for what I have in mind that is if you don't mind” she said looking hopeful.

“Urrrrm Yeah sure” I just put down a tarp herc for my pastel, brushes and paint.

“Oh thank you, you're an angel” she said giving me a beautiful smile

I got the stuff I needed from the studio and set up opposite the love seat and looked up to see her wearing just her jacket and her boots.

“I'll just leave while you change and then we could talk about what you want for the portrait” I said making to leave

“Oh no, I am almost ready” she said pulling out a white transparent scarf from her purse.

“I want you to paint me wearing just this” She said dropping her jacket and there she stood in all her glory with round full boobs, my eyes quickly down her legs and started to move up and stopped at her clean shaven pussy I just wanted to reach out to and touch it.

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Literature / Must Read: The Russian Freak (l*esbian Er0tica) by trendope: 12:33pm On Nov 20, 2016
I met Elena during a social media conference that was held in Lagos. She was speaking at a seminar about how people can promote and monetize their social media pages.

Elena was tall and beautiful. I was hardly ever the type to find foreigners all that attractive but Elena was different. Unlike most I knew, Elena had full lips and an attractive face. I had been with women before but never a foreigner. Watching Elena talk turned me on terribly. Even more so when her eyes will drift to mine and I could tell she noticed that I was watching her.

"Hi, Elena. Fantastic lecture," I said, catching up with her afterwards.

She smiled widely at me. "Thank you..."

"My name is Aisha," I said.

"It's nice to meet you, Aisha."

The way she said my name even turned me on. Her eyes crinkled attractively as she smiled at me again. I asked a few questions about the lecture which she gladly answered. When I had nothing else to use as an excuse to stay, I finally said, "I would like to have your number, in case I have any more questions."

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Literature / Must Read: The Pervy Plumber {naughty Wife Er0tica} by trendope: 6:02am On Nov 20, 2016
I was in bed, hoping to take a nap when a knock on the door interrupted me.

Michael was in the living room that Sunday afternoon. I got out of bed to see who it was and when I got to the living room, I saw Michael talking to a young man about fixing the toilet. He was not our usual plumber. This guy was a little younger and light-skinned. He smiled at me as I entered and Michael continued explaining to him that the sink in the master's bathroom needed fixing.

Since I was going back in any way, Michael asked me to take him in and show him what needed to be done. The plumber followed me into our bedroom and I showed him where the problem was. I sat down on the bed where I could watch him work.

After a few minutes, I noticed that his eyes kept drifting back towards me. I frowned in confusion then looked down to find that I was wearing a top so tight and cleavage so low that my boobs were almost exposed. The plumber's eyes met mine and I saw his tongue run over his bottom lip in what I assumed was appreciation. He turned back to his job but not before I noticed his erection straining against the trousers he was wearing.

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Literature / Must Read: Niyi & Tara's Big Fight ($uper Er0tica) by trendope: 6:12am On Nov 19, 2016
Niyi sat in the car, his hands firmly gripping the steering wheel as he kept contemplating if he should go in or not. He knew he had to make sure but there was a part of him that didn’t wanna care.

It had been two days now since Tara had left the house. The first day he had thought nothing of it, wouldn’t be the first time she had run off but she always found her way back. By night fall of the second day, he had begun to get worried.

No phone call to ask for an apology, no subtle hint of where she was. How dare she do this to him? Didn’t she know how much he hated worrying over unnecessary issues? She had said nothing or gave any hint of what he had done wrong, they had just had one of the best sex in years and the next morning she had disappeared.

After the two days, he couldn’t take it anymore, so here he was. Parked right outside her mum’s house wanting to find out if she was here. Of course she was here, where else would she have gone to? He had cut off all those silly friends of hers years ago. He was her world, she had to know that. No one else mattered, so it only made logical sense that she would come right here to her mum’s. He so much wanted to go in there and let his anger flow but he knew he had to keep calm. Her mother had never liked him even after all the money and gifts he showered on her. Never known the reason why but she was always cold around him with some occasional forced smiles.

And that was why he wasn’t so sure right now if he should just go knock on her door and ask to see Tara. He had been seated in this position for over an hour now and it was getting frustrating.

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Literature / Must Read: Double Affairs {naughty Wife Er0tica} by trendope: 10:47am On Nov 18, 2016
My ass was more accessible to him now and thankfully, his hand reached around my waist down to my pussy where he slid three fingers inside me and began to thrust.

I woke up with a sudden jerk. It took me a minute to figure out where I was. I was laying on a bed, face down.

I was about to lift my head when I felt some pressure on my legs. I also realised that both my hands had been pinned above my head and tied to the headboard. I felt his hands on my reach up my legs to my cup ass cheeks. He spread my legs apart as he slowly made his way up so that, soon, he was kneeling down between my spread legs and stroking my ass.

He leant down and I heard Niyi's whisper in my ear. "Good morning, BabyGirl," He said. I smiled. I loved waking up to him having his kinky way with me. He leant back up and continued stroking my bare ass. I moaned, closing my eyes and enjoying the attention.

Suddenly, a loud slapping sound and a jolt of piercing pain ripped through my flesh. I winced at the pain from Niyi smacking my ass cheeks. hard. I said nothing, though, I was not allowed to whenever he decided to inflict pain. Another hard slap and my breath caught. I bit my bottom lip, finding it hard not to let out a loud cry. I had learned to endure a lot from Niyi. I had learnt it was for my own good, as long as I remained patient.

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Literature / Must Read: Niyi Brings A Friend {$uper Er0tica} by trendope: 5:48pm On Nov 16, 2016
Lisa pushed the cock inside me, one inch at a time until I had swallowed the whole thing. She began to Bleep me with it.



"I'm on my way, and I'm bringing a friend," Niyi's text message said.

I was not exactly sure what to think. I was at his flat that Friday evening, waiting for him. I had been waiting for hours and I tried calling him only for him to tell me he was on his way. I considered simply leaving but I was too dick-whipped to leave. All week, I had looked forward to when I would be with him and when he would do dirty things to me. So I stayed, determined to give him a piece of my mind when he returned.

I heard his key turn in the lock at around 8pm. I hopped out of the living room couch and went to stand in front of the door. Niyi entered, but before I could say anything, he pulled in another young lady behind him.

"Hi, I'm Lisa, nice to meet you," she said, bringing her hand out for a handshake. I shook her numbly, looked at Niyi with a confused expression on my face. I was even more baffled when I saw him wrap his arm around her waist.

"Lola, this is my girl, Lisa."

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Literature / Must Read: Christmas With Aunty Bisi [part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 &6] ($uper Er0tica) by trendope: 9:31am On Nov 11, 2016
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If you missed part 2, Read It Here http://trendope.com/2016/10/must-read-christmas-aunty-bisi-part-2-uper-er0tica/

If you missed part 3, Read It Here http://trendope.com/2016/10/must-read-christmas-aunty-bisi-part-3-er0tica-story/

If you missed part 4, Read It Here http://trendope.com/2016/10/must-read-christmas-aunty-bisi-part-4-er0tica-story/

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Read Part 6 Below:

Lenny's party just got better, Janet just had her fill but Aunt Bisi is looking for him as well.


I leaned back and watched Bisi's hot mouth engulf and then released my dick. I couldn't believe how my night was turning out. Bisi finally released my hard dick with one last long lick of its tip and she stood up from her seat. She brought her face up to mine and we kissed deeply again.

When the kiss parted Bisi looked at me with a look on her face that I couldn't initially place.

"Hmmm, Lenny boy," Bisi said with a slight smirk. It was pretty clear that she had had quite a bit to drink.

"It seems like you definitely are getting it tonight." She paused clearly waiting for me to say something.

"What do you mean?" I asked still not really sure what she meant.

"I mean," she said with a playful tone that let me know that she wasn't really upset, "that I'm not the first woman you've bleeped tonight, abi?"

"Umm, well, I guess..." I stammered as I fumbled for the right words.

"Shhh," she said with her finger up to her lips. "I can taste her on your cock." I felt a surge of excitement jolt through me as I realized that she tasted her own daughter's pussy juices.

Bisi lowered her head to my dick and let her tongue swirl around and around its hard shaft. "It tastes sweet," she said lustily. "Was she a good Bleep?"



"Yes," I whispered still holding my breath that she wouldn't ask for the name of my other lover.

"Did you cum?" she asked.

"Yes," I answered.

"Good," she said with a wide smile. "Then you'll be able to last a good long time for me."

Bisi stood up again and pulled me down from the desk. She spun me around and guided me so I was sitting on the armless desk chair. She straddled my lap and lowered herself onto me as she guided my dick into her pussy with her hand. She let her weight sink my whole length into her and sat on my lap as she wrapped her arms around my shoulders and behind my head.

Using her legs she began moving up and down over me and soon we fell into a slow and steady Bleep. I let my hands move from her chubby ass to her soft boobs as I otherwise sat still and enjoyed being ridden by such a hot and experienced lover as Bisi.

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Literature / Must Read: Funke & Obi's Fun Sleep Over ($uper Er0tica) by trendope: 4:59am On Nov 09, 2016
Funke and Obi have been friends for about four years, friends have come and gone, relationships have started and ended but they have been constant to each other and funny thing is they have never done anything inappropriate.

Okay! Except that one time Obi saw her completely nude, but that was such a long time ago, and nothing even happened.

He mistakenly walked into her room while she was changing, his jaw dropped for about 2seconds before they both burst into laughter and she kicked him out of the room. They never talked about it again after that.

She was not classically beautiful but she had a very striking face which was difficult to forget but her ace in the hole was her body, she was slim with a very tight stomach thanks to years of sit-ups, her breast were the size of large oranges and had a butt so big and firm you could place a cup on it and it would stay.


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Literature / The Saints & The Sinner : Daniel In The Lions' Den by trendope: 7:22am On Nov 06, 2016
"The bathroom!!...the bathroom!!!..." hurried Cindy in the most desperate whisper ever known to man; and nearly in a scream!
And we perfectly understood her, and all began rushing towards the bathroom in-suite in the bedroom, after I had risen from the floor where I had fallen, and picked up our scattered clothes! But we had only just got in there, when we also quickly realized someone was supposed to answer the door, anyway! Damn it!
"Answer the...door Pastor..." Cindy then said, with very frantic eyes. "We can't leave them knocking..."
I nodded my head in the same vain and began leaving them in the bathroom! The knocks were still coming, moreover!
"...just tell them you...were praying..." Sis. Tosin then intelligently further chipped in as I shut the bathroom door behind me. Well, that did make a lot of sense, in fact! After all, nothing else could harmlessly explain all the sweat on my body right then! After pulling on my singlet and trousers, I unlocked the bedroom door!

Not one, but six very sceptical-looking faces, were right in the lobby, staring at me with damning frowns! Surely, my sweaty face wasn't going to help, was it?
"Ah...Pastor..." a rather frigid voice then broke out as soon as I faced them. It was that of the man who was nearest to me. I didn't know him by name.
"Goooood...evening..." I quickly aptly said, more for a want of what else to say. "Is there annnnnyyy...problem...bbbbrethren?"
"We were hearing a lot of noise from your room..." the man behind the first man began saying immediately, quite uninvited, "...so we were wondering, if there is any problem? " himself and a couple others had even begun raising their necks to steal a peek into the bedroom behind me, already. How I prayed they wouldn't see the bed! It was fucking drenched!
"Problem?" I went on to quiz, pretending I didn't know what they must have heard, "There is no problem sirs. I was just...praying...You can all see that I am sweating."


They went instantly cold; probably perplexed beyond words by how much the situation had just turned around against them!
"Oh..." the first man then said, returning his eyes from the empty bedroom behind me, to look up to my face! He must be wondering how 'Bleep me harder' had become a prayer point!
"I...thought...I heard another person's voic...." another of the men began revealing again, but the rest of the group quickly shot him down!

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