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"What an Ass! Gawd! What a delicious-looking ass!" I heard my heart exclaim as I flicked through the bible on my pulpit-stand while waiting for Sis. Fidelia to finish with the bible passage I had asked her to read!

"Thou shall not commit adultery..." she read out loudly from the middle of the church where her seat was located! But mehn, I was barely giving her any ear!

I desperately wished I could throw Sis. Abigail's backside another glance from the pulpit where I was standing, but then didn't just know how I would go about it without the entire congregation noticing! Her ass was just impeccable! Notoriously curved backwards like a sickle, and still 'aerodynamically' streamlined into one of the most flared hips I've ever seen in my life! Jesu Kristi!


Her ass was just impeccable! Notoriously curved
backwards like a sickle, and still 'aerodynamically'
streamlined into one of the most flared hips I've
ever seen in my life!


How was I supposed to let this massive 'thing' just go untouched?! Ladies are bloody dangerous, you know! And I mean, even when they sincerely don't want to be!

"Thou shall not covet your neighbour's wife..." Sis. Fidelia's voice continued reading; I didn't even know when she read the preceding two commandments! Simply because my mind was sooo torn between Sis. Abigail's buttocks and clear reality!

And I wasn't still content! I wanted another glance! No matter how quick! The thoughts that she was right before me, and yet I couldn't look, was just crushing! My dick was nearly blasting through my black trousers! The same reason I've had to order the Church's Works Department to replace the glass see-through pulpit-stand we used to have, with the current granite-clad concrete type - there was no way the congregation will keep seeing me in this humiliating state of arousal every single church service! It was becoming too consistent to conveniently hide away! At least with the blocking, my cock could flagrantly remain at 'attention', without being noticed! This was war!


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Hakeem was one Bleep buddy I could never get enough of.


He was a rockstar in bed and knows his way around a woman's body. Above all, he had the thickest, longest cock I had ever had the pleasure of fucking.

That Saturday afternoon, I was really anticipating his visit. I had invited him over the evening before and was immensely glad when he said he could make the time to see me. I made sure my pussy was well trimmed and I also spent some time shaving my legs. My bedroom was well cleaned and I chose the clingiest, tightest dress to wear before opening the door to usher him in.

I guess I should not have bothered with the dress because as soon as we entered my bedroom, we were kissing and he was taking it off. His expert hands roamed my naked body, starting from my breasts down to my ass and thighs. He led me to the bed where he asked me to lay down. I obeyed. Another thing I loved about Hakeem, he was always there to please.

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$ex Positions: 8 Or*l $ex Positions for you

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MouthAction! which is a wonderful exciting and pleasurable option, either when you’re receiving or giving or even both at the same time. Also note that many women enjoy MouthAction than penetrative sex, there are lots of ways to do, let’s examine a few.

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(Carlee Ranger)


As a guy, you have little or no work to do here, just lay back and relax. Your partner has to do all the work here. The freedom to do as she likes is total here, she can decide speed, angle, duration and many more, she is dominating you here.

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I did not like this chick, but when a woman's hand is stroking your cock like that, the choice gets taken away from you.


Sade was the neighbourhood LovePeddler, and no, this was not an insult, it was actually what she was.

She had bleeped virtually all the men in our building and two more buildings surrounding ours. Married, old, young, she bleeped them all. She lived in the flat just above mine but I had never bleeped her. For some reason, the fact that she was so easy turned me off. Of course, she had tried to get my attention.

She would get more than a little friendly if she ran into me in the stairwell or she would find silly reasons to knock on my door. Mostly I shrugged her off, it was not really my thing.

I did, however, make the mistake of mentioning her to my good friend, Sunday. The poor guy was bobbing up and down in excitement when I talked about her slutty ways. He pushed and prodded and begged and even made threats so that I would introduce them. I eventually caved.

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It seems that Bisi played Lenny hard but will he get his revenge at New Year's party?

They finished breakfast and decided to go straight down and open their presents before they got dressed. That was fine with Lenny as it meant he could spend even more time staring lustfully at both Janet and Bisi.

The gifts were quickly passed around and opened amid much laughter and good conversation. Everyone really seemed to enjoy their gifts and they all sat around for a long time talking and sipping their tea. Finally, Lenny’s mum said she was ready for a shower and went upstairs to the only shower in the house. Soon afterward Janet went upstairs to call a friend of hers and wish her a Merry Christmas.

Not long after Janet left Bisi turned to him and said, "I've still got one more present for you, but I wanted to wait until we were alone to give it to you." Lenny's heart jumped and his stomach knotted as Bisi sat looking at him shyly.

She told him to stand up and she also rose to her feet and walked over to him. She stopped in front of him and looked into his eyes briefly before adding, "This is a special gift for you."

She then moved even closer and pressed up against him as she brought her lips to his. The kiss started softly as she tenderly moved her lips across his. Lenny's initial surprise passed and he started to become more active in the kiss. Bisi wrapped her arms around Lenny and their kiss became more intense. She parted her lips slightly and he felt her tongue lightly brush across his lips. He immediately parted his lips and their tongues met and performed a sensual dance back and forth between their mouths.

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I get on my knees. “Oh my God!” I whisper, as soon as he drops his shorts and shows me his dick. He is so huge, I think to myself.

I timidly put my hand around the base of his it, my fingers barely touching the other side because he is so thick.

I hold his dick and look it over. My eyes a little wider and my breathing a little faster. I will not stroke it, I will simply look at it for a moment and let my eyes travel the length. Then I squeeze a little. I feel it throb in my hand and lick my lips.

I squeeze again and look up into his eyes. My lips part and my tongue emerge. The touch of my tongue on the sensitive tip makes him moan with pleasure. I moan, too, because he tastes so good.

I close my eyes, purse my lips and press against the head of his dick. I kiss the tip, the shaft. I drag my lips down his length until they are nestled underneath against his balls.

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It was a Sunday afternoon and Oga had a visitor. This was actually unlike him because he mostly spent Sundays resting after his return from church. This was usually his time to rest.

I didn’t blame him. He worked Mondays to Saturdays so he could provide for his wife and two kids who lived abroad. I hardly ever saw him because he returned from work really late and he spent Sundays just resting or doing whatever in his room.

So, that afternoon, when he was entertaining a guest, I was very surprised. I was supposed to be ironing his clothes but I hung around in case my Oga needed me to get something for his guest.

I sat quietly in the kitchen, waiting, and soon I began to hear some argument in the sitting room. I was curious because I had never heard Oga raise his voice before. I tiptoed to the sitting room trying to hear what the argument was about.

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"Are you enjoying this?" she asked, whispering in my ear, her voice was husky, causing me to suspect she was turned on too.

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"I should be a masseuse. I give really great massages."

"Oh really? And who told you that?" I asked her.

"Maxwell."

I laughed "Of course Maxwell would say that. He wants to Bleep you. He will say anything."

Teni threw a pillow at me after I said this. I was in her bedroom and as usual, we were goofing off before we went to bed. This was not my first time of spending the night at her hostel. Teni and I were good friends and often had sleepovers. We had been basically inseparable since our first year in the university. I would actually rather spend the night in her room than go to mine. We usually ended up having a good time whenever we were together.

I had earlier sprained my ankle after hitting it on the side of the bed and Teni was massaging the injury. I told her she had good hands and she proceeded to tell me about how good of a massage-giver she was.

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He turned the doorknob, then pushed open his bedroom door with a kick, as he kept his grip on her, kissing and savouring the taste of her mouth on his.

They held on to each other as they stumbled into the bedroom. His hands were all over her, caressing her ass, back and hair. She kissed him back with just as much passion, opening her mouth as his tongue slid in and out.

Fucking her colleague was definitely not in Kate's plans when she came over that Saturday afternoon. Sure, she was aware he was attracted to her but they were good friends. He lived with his two sisters, so usually, when she went to visit Tayo, the girls were usually around. She spent as much time with them as she did with him. But that day, his sisters had evidently gone out earlier. Knowing they were both alone in the house was enough to heighten the intensity of his attraction to her.

He had begun by leaning in for a kiss. Kate hesitated at first but eventually gave in, mostly out of curiosity. The kiss soon became very heated and in no time at all, Tayo was reaching underneath her skirt and caressing her through her panties. What was more surprising was that she was letting him.

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Handjobs can be a huge turn on and a way to switch things up in the bedroom. Here are great tips on how to make things even hotter.

Giving a handjob is one of the most underrated sex act. Most women will focus on giving the perfect Mouth Gig, but, being a good handjob giver can be a skill that can come in very handy (pun intended).

Think about it: What’s hotter for him, getting off by himself, or having help from you? So, get ready for this top tips to make you the handjob pro.


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Handjob Tips

1. Get into it

It can be very erotic for your man to know that your purpose for getting handy with him is solely for his pleasure, so show some enthusiasm. Make his pleasure your mission as that is already a big turn-on.

2. Get wet

Whether you choose to go with lubricants or saliva, make sure things are wet and slippery when giving a handjob. Lubrication makes it easier and less uncomfortable when your hand glide on his shaft.

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Sex is an integral part of intimacy between two people, it usually where all the romance leads to, the fraternization of the sex organs. Like every human endeavor, some people will spend more time on it than others, for instance, Ahmed Musa will play football better than I could or would because he spends more time playing football than I do in a day, a week or even a month but sometimes it still feels like I can play better than him when he blows off some chances.

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So, back to why we’re here. A lot of people like sex, a large percentage of the world do, people who enjoy certain part of the intercourse than the others. Some people won’t mind staying home and having sex. People who have spent more time doing it more than the rest of us have listed ways to make the missionary style even better.

Kanye once said “Only good gon' come is as good when I'm cumming”

I know most of us quite conversant with missionary style, this perhaps is how Cane and Abel were conceived, my point is that it is perhaps the oldest style of sexual intercourse known to man. So, here are 5 ways you can spice the missionary up.

1. Default Missionary

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Missionary Style

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The famous style is also the most intimate one, there is a lot of eye contact, the male is more dominant, and there is space for other romantic activities like staring into each other’s eyes, whispering sweet words and definitely kissing , courtesy of the couple are facing each other. Chances are the first time you had sex, this was the style you used. It’s so good that it allows for easy thrusting and allows you pull out to be so strong.

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So, you know how to shag, but want to know it better, thrusts are good but clitoral stimulations are even better. The dicking combined with stimulating the clitoris will give an out of this world experience.

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This is an article for ladies but also an expo for the guys, so guys, take time to read this well.

You might think just been on top or riding the dick should give some incredible orgasm. Sorry hun! Most of what they depict in movies or porn are as remote realistic as you think it is.

Clearly, we’re not all the same when it comes orgasm, riding a dick might be enough for orgasm, for others they might need more help them achieve orgasm, this help can be in form of hand clitoral simulation (touching yourself, rubbing the clitoris).

However, Julia Hamilton wrote in the Cosmopolitan couple of positions can help you.

1. The Bar Stool

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Lots of women have their most reliable orgasms by leaning back and rubbing, circling, or tapping their clits. If this is you, then do that. Hop on a bar stool (or dresser or table) and spread your legs. The positioning gives you free rein to rub yourself as you please. This makes his thrusts inside you feel extra amazing, plus he gets to watch exactly how you like to be touched.

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