₦airaland Forum

sweetorgasm:
na wao u learn karate?

Haaa, nooo i jus dey yarn ooo...me dah i cannot kill a cockroach

MissSlimbody:
Is your brother Jackie chan

Erm...he's my Uncle's neighbour's grandfather's sister's cousin's Dog's owner's friend's nephew's Aunty's brother

sweetorgasm:
dat will definitely b ur end

lai lai...emiiiii...ah....dem no know ooo...i go show him ehn

Deiok:
Shey nah Nollywood?

nooo...na Trixwood

She will not divorce you naaa...she will only pack her things and leave you alone.

*carries moping stick*...*beats him* "wha...wha...what are u doing here?"...*drops moping stick* "is this your office? Ehn ..."DONT MOVE A MUSCLE...DONT MOVE A MUSCLE"...*lands him slap*...PAAAAAAA!!!!

Yes? am waiting for the revelation

Ikengawo:
hmph, yoruba.

Yes sir? how is this linked to Yoruba if i may ask?

I will call back the Robber to come and carry his property. he and the woman should "go and sin no more"

asssin ehn...the rate at which people are been sacked by PDP lately is not funny...PDP is passing aggression ooo....

hmmmm....ehn ooo. dat is how uncle Jona will be doing "pity face"...no fear bros J, APC will not bite you, they will only collect our (Nigerians) biscuits that u have been keeping since ooo...

hmmm...see true love, na first wife donate kidney oooo. He no go for post-surgery check-up...he believes the remaining wives will give him one each abi. Alaigboran omo. It pays to take to instructions....anyway, God will heal him in Jesus name
P.S: Who is OJB? and Which song did he sing?

mtcchheeeeeew...OP when u say HOT please mean it

hehehe...exactly...awa ni yen ooo...hmmm...e se ooo. Omo Ibadan kini so?....proudly from the city of brown roofs.
Bi e ba wa n de eko...be ba ba mi ni ile...IBADAN LOLUWA RE WA OOOO.

Skin Restoration kwa? Until u become snow white abi?

I only see weird EYEBROWS taking a selfie.

She looks like she needs more sleep...her eyes is closing small small

Na wa ooo...This one na rule 76,587,624,842 of THE GUIDE TO A HEALTHY FEMALE LIFE...*noted*

AsherStorm:
omo Ibadan kini soo

soooo

IYANGBALI:
alakoba ni e,o wa eni to ma do e pa,anu idi e se mi

Lol...am not "do-able" by those evil people ooo

cyprianlah:
Sure??

Tot u called someone

Lol...no, I called myself Mhiz Sp.erm

Nah...u didn't miss anything Cyprianlah

AsherStorm:
and who are u if i may ask?

a "one" in "7 billion" human

missclasssy:
Very immature statement

Look, the illuminati knows that she knows the true story behind her mother's death, so all they are trying to do is silence her!

Hmmm, Immature u say...I just commented what I thought so no need for the Immature ish

#dontforgetourgirls before they become psychopaths tooo oooo....Eleyi gidi gaaan

Thank God...its good like that...they must chase away the bathtub evil spirit in their family.

I appreciate myself oooo...Mhiz Sp.erm and R.I.P to the dead.

oilykid:
lol but this thread is meant to expose hoes not tractors

Yes sir...

Good...Davido is starting to think like us...I pray with time he will start looking like us.

I just dey Observe

oilykid:
are you guilty of any one

Nope...ama tractor, not a hoe.

Lol...na wah ooo