Eleyi gidi gaaan...he might wanna look beautiful... buh there's this special aura around him that sounds like " am still learning to be a Lady".. carrying his hand like greater than and less than signs.

lol...never did this. But I saw my friends do it when I passed the front of their house going to school.

Olufemiolaolu:
It ll look like you now

Ha, I dino do anything na. How will the baby look like me?

Jok3r:
Re u cwius turtle mutant ninjas. Lol cnt stop lafn.

Yes nau...Davido looks like their cousin...'"the round face and dimples"...go and compare.

ghost1718:
in those days teacher dont dare touch me, if she try, she wont dare pass my tribe GO house that day

lol...bad boy

Forgetting is not easy...the thought would stay forever but as u have said u have forgiven him, u also have to let go of the pain....if u hold it, it will affect

A Psychologist walked
around a room while
teaching Stress Management to an
audience.

As she raised a
glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked
the
"Half empty or Half full" question.

Instead, with a
smile on her face, she
inquired:
"How heavy is this glass of water?"

Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.

She replied,
"The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long I hold it.

If I hold it for a
minute,
it's not a problem.

If I hold it for an hour,
I'll have an ache in my arm.

If I hold it for a day,
my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.

In each case,
the weight of the glass
doesn't change,

But

The longer I hold it,
the heavier it becomes.

She continued,
"The Stresses and Worries in Life , are like that Glass of Water...

Think about them for
a while and nothing
happens.

Think about them
a bit longer and they begin to hurt.

And

If you think
about them all day long,
you will feel paralyzed –
incapable of doing
anything."

Remember to put the Glass Down.....

Happy born day

ghost1718:
mine anytime i pick up fight... It well always End when one of my teeth is down and i will fine it and bring it home to tro up shai we enjoy oh

Lol...abi oo, those days when our job was to play...while mum and dad did the work. we always wanted to grow up...(sometimes I wonder what we were thinking).

Madagascar...heard about how fantastic the place is today(they say its a really cool place)...a lot of cash might be needed. Don't know about how expensive living is.

I did only 2,5,6,7,9,10...dah milk tooth on the roof was my area of expertise. My uncle would tell me to run round the compound according to my age...Can never forget when I was eight. I ran 8 times round the compound even tho I had an injury on my leg. I was made to believe that it won't grow back if I didn't... lol

Babymamas everywhere...How will their baby look like sef? I pray the baby looks more like the lady ooo. We don't need another T.M.N.T

hmmm

...chai, This one is acting like a mad man oooh...he might be a university graduate like that oo...God pls help Nigeria and save us from people with yanmayanma vision.

Yes of course...The eba might look scary at first, but due to the fact that it is just Hibiscus leave(Zobo) that was used to flavour it...no prob. I will even collect more.

Sugar that is Sugar free

.

Lol, aye...awon Ewure mama Ijebu.

Chinoble:

itz not really our fault. Itz jus like a reflex action like someone stated. The way i talk to my Dad is different frm the way i talk to my ashebis(girlfrnds) and also different frm how i talk to strangers. Itz not like my voice is going to change or something, jus the volume. Like me now, even if i'm very angry and wanto be very hash to anybody and everybody, my voice will still be very cool to that stranger or someone das not too close to me. So weneva im angry and want everybody to feel it, i jus dnt talk.

Exactly jare, this is the perfect explanation. Thats why its easy to know the gender of the person a girl is talking to on phone.

oseiwe:

you are guilty of eleven

han han, eleven ke?...when the list is ten. wetin i do u nau?

Mars88:

only number 1 indeed! Since u are a rap lover i do not believe u

Good

Joyland:


There's God ooooo!

Exactly, in everything we do...lol

D banj is looking like a 5 year old boy whose biscuit was hijacked from him.

jacksparrow1207:


How about the Fulani?

Yep, its there...have u ever heard "the Fulani people invaded old Oyo and bla blah blah" so its like Ilorin (a setting of Yoruba and Fulani)

She is pretty, but definitely not the Prettiest.

jacksparrow1207:


Yoruba-fulani? ilorin?

Old Oyo(Igboho) in Oke ogun

hmmmm...nice one