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Fashion / Re: End Time Bleaching Of A Nigerian Lady, What Kind Of Cream Did She Use? by Truecelebmedia(f): 12:57pm On Feb 02
sammytwain:
Some will even like burnt plaintain.
She should continue.......no just continue.

Omo ale
Education / The Striking Similarities Between Wole Soyinka And E. R. Chesterfield by Truecelebmedia(f): 11:58pm On Dec 12, 2019
Although I literally (and partially literarily) tread his (Soyinka) path, I never wanted to be like him; no, not like I gave it so much thought, but I knew so little of him, and yes, I rather would be myself. People have said we had the same footprints and may leave the same kinds of marks in the annals of mankind. They have likened the depth of my poetry and the skillfulness of my penmanship to his. What has startled me more is the profuse harassment by by-traders, market women and salesmen. They would boldly slam his name upon me in attempt to get my attention. Sometimes, I could be almost certain that I would be addressed as Soyinka whenever I was stepping out. Was it the hair or was it more? I could not be bothered as far as I left my own ink-mark in the deathless libraries. But this night, I stumbled upon some clips of this man, and for the first time, I more substantially understood the very essence and substance of him............
.....continue readind: https://truecelebmedia.com.ng/wole-soyinka-and-chesterfield/

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Autos / Re: Pls I Need Urgent Help On My Lexus RX350 by Truecelebmedia(f): 1:26pm On Oct 04, 2018
timifakay:


Darn autocorrect



You need to run a scan and diagnosis to know what triggered the fault code. 08077631013 is the number to call if you want my services.

Am in Ibadan
Autos / Re: Pls I Need Urgent Help On My Lexus RX350 by Truecelebmedia(f): 1:25pm On Oct 04, 2018
jodecibmw:


You could also first confirm that you did not trigger the VSC switch yourself mistakenly while driving, that is if your vehicle has the button/switch either on your steering wheel or dash, confirm this first and switch off the VSC button. Then if this fails run a scan and proceed from there.

Or use a crude method of removing either the positive or negative terminal of your car battery for a while and reconnect back and hopefully it might reset the issue if you're lucky, though it works in some cases.

thanks bro
Autos / Re: Pls I Need Urgent Help On My Lexus RX350 by Truecelebmedia(f): 1:23pm On Oct 04, 2018
mandon:
Run a scan on the car. I know someone who can scan and fix it if you are in Lagos. It has to do with sensors. I also use RX 350 2008 model. Good luck.

thanks so much, an in Ibadan
Autos / Re: Pls I Need Urgent Help On My Lexus RX350 by Truecelebmedia(f): 8:26am On Oct 04, 2018
Ibadan

kingreign:


Run a scan on your car. Where is your location?
Autos / Re: Toyota Corolla Sport 2004 Model For 1m by Truecelebmedia(f): 3:18am On Oct 02, 2018
can it fly for 700k?
Autos / Re: Honda Civic 2006 Model Naija Use In Ibadan by Truecelebmedia(f): 3:14am On Oct 02, 2018
is this the first body?
Autos / Pls I Need Urgent Help On My Lexus RX350 by Truecelebmedia(f): 3:10am On Oct 02, 2018
Hi guys
I Pulled the car out for a drive this morning and the VSC and Check Engine light both came on,
have been trying to figure out the meaning of VSC light on my dashboard.
I hope is not something bad.
pls help out. thanks
Adverts / Psp Protection Casing For Sale With Two Free Umd Disc by Truecelebmedia(f): 7:38pm On Sep 09, 2018
Quality psp protaction casing with two free umd
Contact 08058585429 on whatsap
Very affordable

Autos / Re: Barely 100k Mileage Super Clean Honda DC For Sale. by Truecelebmedia(f): 6:52am On Sep 08, 2018
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Autos / Re: Barely 100k Mileage Super Clean Honda DC For Sale. by Truecelebmedia(f): 10:24am On Sep 02, 2018
Truecelebmedia:
Super clean 2006 Honda DC.
Chilling AC
Nothing to fix
Buy and drive.
Going for 950.
Whatsapp mi : 08058585429
Come for inspection.

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Still Available
Autos / Re: 2009 Model Toyota Venza Fully Loaded Toks With Panoramic Roof by Truecelebmedia(f): 10:12am On Sep 02, 2018
hubcruz:
Leather seats.
Steering control.
Ac chilling.
Nav system.
Reverse cam.
Thumb start.
Panoramic roof.
Formica interior
Alloy wheels.
V6 engine.

Price: 5.8m

Call Mr Tony: 07064603556
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Location?
Autos / Barely 100k Mileage Super Clean Honda DC For Sale. by Truecelebmedia(f): 10:09am On Sep 02, 2018
Super clean 2006 Honda DC.
Chilling AC
Nothing to fix
Buy and drive.
Going for 950.
Whatsapp mi : 08058585429
Come for inspection.

Click on the link below to join TrueCelebMedia Updates: https:///send?phone=+2348058585429&text=I%20would%20love%20to%20join%20TrueCelebMedia%20Updates%20My%20name%20is

Autos / Re: Advice on Honda Accord (Baby Boy) by Truecelebmedia(f): 5:04pm On Aug 27, 2018
I went for my dads honda baby, which he has been using since 2005,
I am using it with my toyota matric, but trust me, anytime i want to travel, i prefer my babyboy, bcuz its just too superior . A very good maintenance culture, babyboy is d best

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Romance / How To Get Over A Break Up by Truecelebmedia(f): 3:18pm On Apr 09, 2018
Ending a relationship is hard, whether it was your decision or the other person’s decision. You may be dealing with painful emotions and want to deal with those feelings as quickly as possible. There are several ways that you can work through your painful emotions and start to move on....

Read full story on How to Get Over a Break Up* http://truecelebmedia.com.ng/how-to-get-over-a-break-up/
Romance / Photos From Dangotes Daughter Wedding. Buhari, Otedola, Billgates All Attended by Truecelebmedia(f): 10:44pm On Mar 17, 2018

Nairaland / General / Re: Welcome, New Nairalanders by Truecelebmedia(f): 6:41am On Feb 01, 2018
Romance / Meet The Big Brother Naija 2018 Housemates, Their Profiles & Photos #bbnaija by Truecelebmedia(f): 6:38am On Feb 01, 2018
Popular reality TV show, Big Brother Naija is back with its third season.

After 9 months, Big Brother Naija 2018 dubbed Double Wahala returns with Ebuka Uchendu as host. At stake is N25million cash, an SUV and other prizes with value of N45million..



Meet the Big Brother Naija 2018 housemates:


......go to: http://truecelebmedia.com.ng/meet-the-big-brother-naija-2018-housemates-their-profiles-photos-bbnaija/

Romance / Wrong Philosophies That You Must Know by Truecelebmedia(f): 10:29am On Feb 04, 2017
WRONG PHILOSOPHIES
1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"*
```Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance.```
2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
```Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre's philosophy.```
3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
```A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE!```
4. *"ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"*
```Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. Lose one and you realise that they are all valuable. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself.```
5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"*
```If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.```
6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"*
```Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!```
7. *"HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"*
```Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we programme ourselves with these strange philosophies, they limit and restrict us.```
```Change the way you think and talk..
You will change your world.
You have the opportunity to RECREATE YOUR WORLD
Romance / Re: Funny But True !!! Read by Truecelebmedia(f): 10:28am On Feb 04, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
elyna:
op.you just made my day
Romance / Re: Funny But True !!! Read by Truecelebmedia(f): 11:11am On Jan 25, 2017
true..lol
Nomfanelo99:
lol I'm sure most people can relate to this .
Romance / Re: Funny But True !!! Read by Truecelebmedia(f): 11:11am On Jan 25, 2017
yes ooo
smart024:
Funny but true...
Follow your dreams and not what is imposed on you from another's dream...
Romance / Funny But True !!! Read by Truecelebmedia(f): 10:07am On Jan 25, 2017
FUNNY BUT TRUE !!!_....
1. Remember Further Maths (aka Additional Mathematics) ?
They warned you that it'd be tough so you committed to listening attentively from the very beginning...
2. ...things started very well. 2a+8a = 10a. Easy beans. You are happy. This thing is not so hard. You are following it. Very happy.
3. Then slowly, you don't see any number again, just letters fighting Jackie Chan on the board; Sin 0/Cos 0 = A/Bx find x.... ahan. You vexed!
4. You went back to your note, & started thinking, "at what point did I miss it? Why did the teacher eliminate numbers? Why is "x" important?"
5. You say ok, may be it is just this part. Then the teacher goes, find x if α%*¤< + & @%β^ = &^^# x.
You ask the teacher, "please give us a clue Sir"
6. In your head, you are thinking, "how can you tell me to find x when I can't even find all the things surrounding x?"
7. At that point, you start to dream about your blessed and assured "F" in WAEC. To avoid it, you look for a friend to explain better to you.
8. This time, you didn't even look for the girl you were tripping for to come teach you because this time...u really want to learn
9. You remember your parents, the school fees and the "F" you were already dreaming about. You didn't fool yourself. You looked for your guy.
10. You even bought that expensive Further Maths text book. That one where after page one, everything else is written in tongues.
11. You bought rechargeable lamp. Called your mum to bring more provisions because "I now read at night and I get hungry"
12. You mean business. You want to know how ordinary numbers suddenly changed to Chinese language before your eyes.
13. You friend is even kind. He started with BODMAS. He makes you understand nothing in Further Maths is beyond BODMAS. You are happy. Easy.
14. After two hours of learning, you got everything. Your friend should be a teacher you thought. He teaches better. Wow! You feel really good!
15. Back in the hostel alone, you picked two easy "problems," did wuru wuru to the answer. You checked the back for answer. Yay! You gorrit!
16. Back in class, the teacher is not even writing letters that you know again, he has gone Greek on you. Tetha, Beta, Alpha...argh!
17. As if that wasn't evil enough, he combines them, "tan tetha" "cos tetha" and he draws one snake that look like S like this.......!!!
18. That was the point the "F" in your dream became flesh and formed tears on your face. You must call mummy. You know that.
19. Then something in you said, don't call her. She will think you are an Olodo if you don't do "Science class". So you didn't bother.
20. You simply just gave yourself brain. Ran faster than light to see what was happening in Art Class
21. They were teaching them "the Macpherson constitution" and what made the "Clifford constitution" different.
22. Then they spoke about the "Motion for Independence" and the "1979 constitution." You felt at home.
23. Next day, you take the Further Maths text books and all the big books like it, over to CMS. Sell them all !!!
LOLzzz
24. This is a true life story of real people who were really brilliant but had no business in "Science Class" but "had" to be there... just to form Alagbará
25. Society insists; smart people are in Science Class. The others join Art Class. This is tragic and really this ought to stop soon
26. There are no dumb people. You are smart at what you thrive at and most of us thrive at something
27. That I can't thrive at what you thrive at doesn't make me dumb. Usain Bolt will outrun LeBron James on the track. But in B'Ball? ..James wins

28. To this day, some of you still judge yourself based on what your friends are achieving. Please, judge yourself against yourself alone!

30. Don't make your life like football leagues where you check on the results of others to feel better.
Have a blessed day

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