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sweettease:

Following you probably disappointed the guy, not what he expected, don't take it personal

LolZ not taking it personal sha

Isaacmacdon:
It shouldn't be a big deal for u.. unless u r tripping for d guy... cos it clearly shows... buh bae.. u figure na die...

LolZ tnkz

But am not tripping for him

N his not d only one tho
Just dat I can't keep mentioning names

Dis isn't funny at all

What r they teaching the so called leaders of tomorrow?

Well notin much to say

When the educated youth ave turned arm robbers,drug trafficker,sex addict, and the old don't wanna give us the chance this what we get from once a great country as dat of nigeria

#SMH#

Well I wonder how some people play round like dis, I use the word play around cause I don't know what to use, well back to d matter

U go dey on ur own jeje o, person go come send followers request give u oh, with ur church mind u come accept the person una con dey waka dey compliment each oda

One day u con say make u check ur profile u come see say dat person wia u been dey follow, no come dey follow u again how u wan take feel eh

TOMFRENCH u r held guilty of dis crime

Well it's kinda awkward sha if u really can't cope with the person's comment don't bother sending followers request

If I catch anybody wia first send mi followers request I come answer dat person mi com check in two weeks time I know see u for my FP(followers page hn) u no go understand d kind spiritual slap wia u go dey receive
Cc:


mzztega
adeh39
midehi
gifttracy
Aminat
ginawest
mzlaurel
jollyjoy
Kingtom
Nijaboiy
Lanicky
Twaci
Oriji101
Missclassy
Davep
Jefferyjamez
Charijee
Cdemsel
Ggrin
Immortalvoice

LolZ.

Dis najiaboiy eh, kingtom

U guys r really funny I swear
Oya keep wooing

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Then why did he give us one brain and one dick? [/color]

LolZ

scentmarlc:
Prettyvhickie vhema prettythicksme adeh39 cho25bc twaci tohpahz midehi trypa twaci. My e-lovers

Hey boo

How r u

LolZ fucking hilarious I smell FP tinz

NinoBrown888:
that awkward moment.............

When wat happen?





Nice pre marriage pix

lalasticlala:

LolZ dis lala na

NinoBrown888:
#smiles, anybody ever told you how attractive you look, when you smile?

Is this anoda tactics of wooing my twaci?

peeparty:
What should i do
This happened on friday morning.
while driving home,after droping my boss at work.
I decieded to park and rushed in to a store to get some stuffs.On my way back i noticed 3lastma guys about towing my car.

....fastward...i was asked to pay 30k.i told them i dont have such amount that i will pay them 5k which they all agreed .since i did not have a dime on me.i ask one of them to join me to the ATM point which he did.i withdrew N5,000 and gave to him and the deal was done.
10minute later,heard a phone ringing then and there i realised the Lastma official had forgotten his Blackberry Q10 inside my car.
He has been calling and begging me to return his phone.
He even said he used his last cash to buy it and I also begged him then that the N5,000 was my last cash But he refused vehemently.
Should I return it

Say watin happen?







Pity d man

peeparty:
What should i do
This happened on friday morning.
while driving home,after droping my boss at work.
I decieded to park and rushed in to a store to get some stuffs.On my way back i noticed 3lastma guys about towing my car.

....fastward...i was asked to pay 30k.i told them i dont have such amount that i will pay them 5k which they all agreed .since i did not have a dime on me.i ask one of them to join me to the ATM point which he did.i withdrew N5,000 and gave to him and the deal was done.
10minute later,heard a phone ringing then and there i realised the Lastma official had forgotten his Blackberry Q10 inside my car.
He has been calling and begging me to return his phone.
He even said he used his last cash to buy it and I also begged him then that the N5,000 was my last cash But he refused vehemently.
Should I return it

Say watin happen?

MrDojo:
A special shout out to all the bored and jobbless people in the house, this write up is for you....this write up write up was purely inspired by joblessness.....so let's go.

1.The 1st to Comment Gang.
This type of people you always and I repeat always see them commenting first..and most of the time they ave absolutely noting to say than to give a long shout out 4 one reason or the other..if you are new to NL u'll think there is a special package awarded to them....

2. The Space Booking gang.
The ever anonying spacing bookin crew jst ave to make dis list.Our special NL plot dealers as I call dem.This people are generally either lazy people who dnt ave tym to read a long thread or are jst bookin space incase a thread makes front page.....

3. The Derialers.
Na wa 4 dis pple....becuz dey are like enemy of progress....u can imagine some will open a thread for advice on relationship....every1 will be give sensible to useless advice...the our derailing friends can pop out and give a stupid comment like " if shola's yansh is small d@ means ada is sexy" As in how does d@ relate....

4. The Bloggers
This list will nt be complete without them.....unfortunately most of the bloggers in RNL are very veri veri dull....post extrmely stale post or opening thread with dry contents and they neva ever finish.... U always see.... Goto...Iamafoolisgblogger.com for full story....

5. The 10- this and 10-that pple
They ave a leader and my oga I hail u....no need to mention yur moniker.. .. This pple specialise in opening threads on 10 reasons...threads like 10 reasons u r an idoit...10 reasons yur babe is walking like d@...10 reasons u don't see albinos in the night...and so on.

6. The spelling checkers......
I dnt knw if they swear 4 dis pple sha...they only derive joy in correctin spellings even if the slighest of mistakes is made...they get a spellgasm
From do so I tink sha

7. The Orijin and Weed crew
Them plenty for this crew...more dan half of RNL dey dis crew so make I no too talk 4 dis side..

8. The Trolls
This are pple who can be so stupid @ the same time veri funni ( some sha) and a the same time they are also like to stir up trouble....pls "no offense" to the trolls in the house..

9. The Jobless people
This is a special crew of people....they comprise of the people currently readin this post and me d@ type the post.........feel free to add yurs also..

Cc
lalasticlala
ishlove
Tosyne2much
Cutehector
Blackett
Missclassy
Kingtom
Kinglekan
Topahz
Twaci
Tomfrench
Naijaboy
Ronaldo4liff
Wristwatch
Buygala
Orijin101

LolZ dis boy u bad gan

U don sabi all of them finish

We caLl mysterious death monitoring spirit

God grant him rest

His family d heart to carry on

R I P

scentmarlc:
ScentHQ mgbeke's come out ooo bfor ojuju com pursue you :



Tohpahz twaci cyndax mzlaurel aminat508 mzmayD nellyme doughyenbae aipete2 trypa diddydiva subbied







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ITS SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOORRRR !!!!

My boo how. R u?

JUMAYIN:
my dear, as much as I would Av love to help narrate, am not good at it...@all where is larrybabe o, I hope she is fine.

Ok tnkz

lanicky:
What I do na?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

NinoBrown888:
#flabbergasted !

Trypa !

Yes trypa

No body wAnnA help mi on update on married again it's not fair o :'

20% serves everything ninobrown888 shey am correct?

pbs4real:
use ur tongue count ur teeth

Already did dat when I was a kid

lanicky:
*rolls eyes* so you wanna sell me out for as low as the price of Iphone 5....hmm.

Lanicky I just dey look u with one

pbs4real:
my gf nah u sha

LolZ

U sure?

Xplain more?

Am gona play Aunty maya in married again haters gonna hate

REB3L:
Just turn her upside down and she's a ready made mop

lwkmd


Nland male n they bad mouth sha

charly4lyf:
Babe Okay finally, you are 3.75. Gbam.

Haba na so u hate mi reach?

I know say u gf no get pass mi

So peeping is allowed

pbs4real:
no dull ursef. .u be no 4

LolZ dats means mi n ur gf r the same

charly4lyf:
I did already na, okay maybe 3.5 then.

LolZ
Eh it's no 3 joor

charly4lyf:
I think you're in No 4 category though.

LolZ check my dp n comfam