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Tuchel messed up o

Tuchel mess up o,

shebi he said he sent a chat to his police friend, that guy should come corroborate him, he said na him chairman call am, make dem go arrest chairman...... Matter no hard before

NewWorldOrder20:
You no get sister or girlfriend or wife.. Them suppose fit act this your film..

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I don already know say Morocco go win, I will watch to enjoy the football but France is going

Cousin9999:
Ah, yes. Rapping. Which requires no talent. I really want people to try harder.

Nairaland una can talk gibberish, rapping requires no talent, go do am nah

9JAMac10:
Can’t argue with a comeback like that can you. Harsh on Egypt but when you have the quality Argentina have, it doesn’t matter if you’re crap for 75 minutes, you can turn it on and turn it around

Baba the comeback shock me, same counter Egypt use, same they used against them, simply wao, me self I nor fit argue,
I was actually doubting Argentina but now they have stepped up.

Kudos

Meritjoshua:
Good day, Nairalanders.

I'm a student in a Nigerian university. I've been dating my girlfriend for a little over a year. We attend the same school but we're in different departments.

The problem started this semester because most of my group assignments and presentations involve female coursemates. We have a WhatsApp group, and sometimes we stay after lectures to work on assignments together.

Recently, my girlfriend said she doesn't like how close I seem to them. She asked me to stop chatting with any female classmate unless it's "absolutely necessary." She even suggested I should only work with male students whenever possible.

I explained that university doesn't work that way. Sometimes you're randomly assigned to groups, and refusing to work with people because they're women would make me look immature and could even affect my grades.

She insists that if I truly love her, I should create boundaries. I agree that boundaries are important, but I also feel she's asking for something unrealistic.

We've argued about it several times now, and it's beginning to affect our relationship.

Nairalanders, am I being insensitive, or is my girlfriend being insecure? How would you handle this situation if you were in my shoes

Guy if I hear u say u listen to this yr 2 naira girl friend wen never chop belleful eh.
What nonsence, yr tiny girlfriend is insecure and pushing it to u, guy just try read, graduate and move forward nor let any small rat hold u back u dey hear me.

U are gonna meet girls and women in every area of yr life, so dont listen to any tiny girl trying to tie u down.

survival1:
Please anyone with link to watch this match? I'm not at home and the app (live football) I'm using is lagging.

Go to YouTube, type sporty tv, freely I receive, freely I give.

Ah Dr congo dey show England no be small

Whatever yr hand find to do, do am well, nor be to only look for man that will take care of u.
Kudos Girl, sky is yr limit

Lekby25:
This is a lie. I use itel p40. It charges 30% in one hour. If i put the phone off, it charges 40% in one hour.
Una just dey take bad mouth spoil itel, this is not fair enough

How can a phone be charging charging 30% in 1 hr ah ah na car battery u dey charge, which kind talk be dis

I shock say Ghana dey hold England like this ah ah, England just dey disorganized but Ghana is defending with all they've gat
England better be careful, Ghana fit win o

tosyne2much:
Even if he shoots and it eventually ended up as an off target shot, that would have been better than that nonsense he did

See as Germany get ball,.one touch dem score na so that yeye Adingra suppose do, what a miss, do African teams lack good coaches are we using mediocre coaches..cause see England and USA with world class coaches, see as their teams have improved.

Well core divore go still qualify sha

DMCA:
Work at moniepoint like jackie (donkey) and receive peanuts every month

jackie e don tay i hear that word again, na my Papa dem dey those words those days ...

Mj of course, countries welcomed Mj when he came to perform,

This country flags they draw out during national anthem, no. Be small size o, wao it's enormous what will they do with these flags later

England really come world cup, wao very organized team in such a long time, dem go go far, I dey tip England for finals, every part of team, players performed well, finishing on point, defence fair enough.

So far England don deliver, waiting for others meanwhile South Africa no go pass first round, ah

Nigeria for here am, although we tend to step up wen competion is biggest, I am happy other African teams are stepping up big time, see cape verde draw Spain, that's a world achievement, I wonder if Nigeria for fit do am

Our only saving chance now, we have to win Nations cup and build further, our eye don clear now say no small teams for African football again

zoedew:
In England the Police are on duty to escort drunks home safely! What a society!

Na country wen care for it's citizens be dat o

Shidinky:
At 41 what is he looking for in wc

Na keeper him be

Person wey no dey bring any single thing to this team


Ronaldo is just at this world cup to spoil dreams of younger players

Na d coach I blame if he knows he has better players, Bench Ronaldo na, guy just dey shoot blanks, must he play 90mins

a. breach of any of the requirements for registration;

Not all

These are questions opposition should e asking APC but dem keep quiet, very dull opposition we get

Mirasteel:
White people steal but they don't steal like Africans.

Na Oyibo thief pass, but difference with black man be say, when oyinbo catch u, na jail and shame straight but Naija na long court and if care not taken dem go free thief sef.... Seee wahala

Akakabiaka which king rescue be dis, so na for road bandit dey abi, 😎😎😎 so no covert operation...Kai Naija o.. come dem don retire all our commanders finish, I no know again o

Na waio 1 - 1 this match go tough o, but. Brazil never still impress

So Morrocco don change coach, if na former coach na defend dem go do from now, but d Morrocco I see now fit load brazil 3 for here

Morocco na something else now o

SyrusdeHansome:
JJ retired at 40+. He won't tell you and you won't know, so let's just let him rest while we continue to celebrate his achievements.

Hahahahahh abi o, the fact say him young for face no mean say him no go tell himself truth about how his body is, na only him know why him retire at that age...

Congrats J.J the Nigerian Maestro,

Shey u be chat gpt marketer abi na wetin