₦airaland Forum

dominique:
Growing up, every afternoon was swallow be it eba or Amala or occasionally lafun or tuwo, we can't escape swallow every afternoon. I will never forget the day my mum broke the norm and decided to prepare that new dish we've been seeing it's advert on tv and we've been begging to taste- indomie noodles! I can never forget the first indomie I tasted back then in the early/mid 90s. It was like the food should never finish . Afterwards we went back to our afternoon swallow

Hahaha this was funny 🤣 mine was every night apart from Thursday evening na Eba o,
Funny times

Offpoint1:
Me carry babe go fashion school, dem gimme bill of 2m+ for 9months course, sweat ho me inside AC (inside my mind 'nobi just to sew cloth? 😂)

Na when I pay finish she start lectures na dia I know wetin I put myself into. Every week assignments upon assignment, each of these assignments cost minimum of 50k, some as high as 350k...duration advance class I no go talk how comot for assignment.

Na now wey I know why celebrity clothes cost.

Like this to patch my boxer for me na 50k be my bill 😂

Na now I know sey to be fashion designer you must be an architect, artist 🎨, mathematician, physicist, dietician, gym and instructor 😂
E get some clothes client bring you go put am on diet, give a gym instruction to achieve particular body shape...


I dobale for fashion designers... Because e get some assignments she go breakdown dey cry, sick join 😂

hahahahahha to patch my boxer for me na 50k be my bill 😂 Baba u know difference by force

Firstcitizen:
Tinubu is afraid of Desmond's achievements

Where is that stupid bridge he went to built across canal, very stingy man

He told those who came that the decision by the majority of the Surulere stakeholders and that he had no intention of going against his Chief of Staff, Femi Gbajabiamila, whom he described as the GAC Leader in Surulere and a pillar of Surulere’s development for years.

He also disclosed that it was Gbajabiamila who later begged Surulere people[b] to accept Elliot all through his three consecutive terms in office.[/b]

If the people who carried Desmond for twelve years can no longer defend him, that says everything about the boy’s character and performance,” the President was quoted as saying during one of the meetings.

Badmus said: “Most of the Surulere youths are tired of him and don’t see him as a role model. Power is transient and only God gives power to whom He desires. The call for change in Surulere 1’s representation at Lagos House of Assembly is not accidental. It is the verdict of a constituency that has been patient long enough.”

very entitled talk, u are lucky, yr foolish brother is pedding nonsense talk and u are saying rubbish

Cmanforall:
Kwankwanso has more electoral value than him

In fact, people have been calling on Keankwaso to be the vice for the 2023 elections, but he rejected it. So, Datti, it wasn’t your 2024 idea that made Obi to recognise the strong coalition Kwankwanso will bring.

You as a Vice was a weak choice Obi made for 2023 elections. You may be a ’nice’ politician, but you don’t have strong followers. Most Nig er Ian’s never knew you until you were announced as a Vice presidential candidate

Even Kwankwanso sef, where dem know am apart from Kano, Obi is the key man here, na cause say the North don't want to be truthful, who is in right mind wil vote Apc that have failed federally, my own is if u cant perform dont expect another four years. It not a right,
Jonathan didn't do 8yrs, Buhari came in, Nigeria still moved on. so dont expect another 4yrs if u don't perform

🤣😎😎But he still left Labour party to PRP, all the governors that left Pdp to Apc why didn't they fight Wike in PDP, so Obi na Iron man 🤣😂😂 abi, Man no get time for nonsense

Baba I gbadun yr write up, infact it just gave me some thoughts 👍👍👍🙏🙏

But seriously is that laziness or there is no one to look after her while yr wife is bating, she can simply play in the room.... i think its rubbish

Archworld:
Is this app powered by a microfinance bank?

Is it licenced by CBN to operate in that capacity of collecting money from the general public?

What kind of license did it obtain from CBN?

Who are the directors?

Is investors fund insured with NDIC ?

What happens to public fund if the business folds up ?

Is Security and exchange commission of aware of this app and the board of directors?

Did nairaland investigate all theses before granting the advert ?

Also where is your website link.

@Visagemedia kindly answer to these

But u can always request for a female doctor... But if female doctors no dey what does the hospital do

Siasia o, Baba need job, issue with Siasia and other Nigerian national coaches apart from Keshi na being head strong with players, they don't know how to enforce of reduce or overlook issues with the boys hence they fail at national level,
I don't know if it's cause of education cause Keshi was educated and see difference

See Westerhof and other foreign coaches they know how to coordinate senior team.
Make dem give Siasia at least to resuscitate him career.... But Amokacho nor no Jack

Hahahah Trump eye dom clear,clear case of if u touch me, I flog yr children.... Oya America bomb o

Na mumu dem be na, as I see that girl her eye too shine, very childish behavior dem think say na by mouth,

if u nor work as man on yr marriage with Nigerian women that think all the expenses should be carried by the man, Oyo for u

SpencerForbes:
That’s someone’s hand in a pocket.

Baba Twale 👍👍u are highly carried, the picture confuse me I confess

Peter should check into rehab, this Psquare break up and cause he sees himself as a dancer according to people dey worry am too much.
Also this craze for social media attention, is a problem for him too, who cares if u break up ot down with yr brother, people have bigger issues.
Guy u need therapist to counsel u.... Peter

lordm:
He has cashed out big time.

Ogogoro team

Abi o, foolish Chelsea board when dey play with coaches anyhow make dem go employ Finidi George, Baba go say yes I take Chelsea to number one😎😎
Rubbish board

Kai this man just embarrassed his full generation..

So this court backs Anyanwu expulsion, so Wike is still not certain yet, na Supreme Court go solve every last last

Politicians don disgrace our Army, common Boko haram and bandits when Mobile police supposed dey handle na I'm dey kill Soldiers anyhow

And whats wrong with the outfit, anything Obi do people go talk........... Gerarahere men

U be coder for many years yet no entrepreneural idea, Sit down there, no be person self teach u d coding.
Not about how na about putting the how to use

This is painful, Kai this is painful, somebody working his own hard work then some mother fuckers will just come rubbish their life.... This is painful

jaxxy:
in a sane country someone would be jail after that altercation. Chris brown beat a fan in UK and is still going to court over the case. The fan pressed charges.

Even if u are a baboon do it in ur house or else u might meet the wrong one or the law.

Burna should know he has alot to lose unless he doesnt care or thinks he can get away with it.

Instead of am to apologize. he is still bragging about it.....n Nigeria we really dey can he try this abroad

Any one with security app ideas, I feel this minister of tech is not doing much at all
In security matter.
Very disappointing

davidaluu:
Dear aspiring founders and entreprenuers , what starup idea are you currently working on or have interest in? What's your currrent tech stack? Have you shipped an MVP? got a cofounder or solo? Is it just another chatgpt wrapper😃? I personally am working on Perform OS. Its a custom built AI operating system built on top of AOSP, currently using C++ and Java to build it out.

Wishing u the best, will be checking in

OMEGA009:
POC: He wasn’t the first to locate the site,he was amongst a rescue team who went into the farmlands after the crash and when they got to the crash site, he was the most knowledgeable of the lot as he was the only person who knew how to operate a mobile phone and he used it to call for help, hence his acknowledged heroism. Las, las, we’re all proud of him and must also acknowledge the people who stood by him all these years and made his dream a reality. Like he said, some encounters aren’t accidents but divine appointments

Baba thank U for the history lesson, I nor know why Seun nor fit put direct comments under a post, I for don hail u tire,

Sheriman:
Game developers in Nigeria are scarce. Let start from your workstation your gadgets and software application. It cost fortune for you to put these up for game development

Cost a fortune? Computer village still dey na..

Ah but really the woman for decline the marriage, how do u marry a man 24yrs younger u, your former student in school,
Macron is 47 and Brigitte is 72, ah ah wetin

UnknownQueen:
Exactly ooo and these men would not respect the fact that women are life givers.....

Women that can decide to kill or make alive all these men that are trying to subdue us through patriachy...
They didnt know that we were conceiving and birthing through the process called pathogenesis before we decided to start having sexual intercourse with them, now them still want women to be under their feet...

No be their fault..

Wahala, pathogenesis where this one come from again.

Kudos to women, nobody is dragging anything with u, giving birth is a Life threatening procedure, na just God .

Issue men have with women, is, don't only say to the Man, I give u children, no, just try assist in your own way to cater for yr home, remember two of u are in a relationship together.

very mumu FA, u wan beat Germany before, the guy had it coming but not so close to world cup ---- they have to play more friendly matches with the new coach ---

meobizy:
Didn’t this man relocate to the US? Wetin concern am with Nigerian events? He should face his new environment.

Guy wetin I wan tell u, if I talk am ehn... Ah this government