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YesDaddyTill203:
This can never happen in a "sane country", only in Nigeria, where there is unemployment and hunger...
abi

This man u well so, abeg o

Dem go catch them, first na to start with who get and hire that caterpillar but its amazing that with all the alarm and time it toook to rob. No police was seen ah ah but if na American film now, u don see police full every where, una dey see

Instead of Tinibu to fix federal roads na lie na to do coastal roads, u see yr life, just busy wasting money while senators are clapping for him,

Ok, seems Apc don't want to use theirs brains at all, once na Obi talk am, they just talk any how

omoredia:
U are not hating u just lack discipline to see things through. Its a warning sign that u should take serious cos it can affect many other important things in ur life thats not even related to ironing

Guy u can't relate, me myself hated ironing my mums clothes cause its full of different patterns, beads, ribbon this and that, person go dey sweat on top..
But that's past now. Op I dey feel u

DoTheNeedful:
I have been living in the US for almost a decade, and I can tell you that value of $1,000 in the US is less than 90k in Nigeria.

It is surprising that many of you, including graduates, don't understand that you can't just arbitrarily convert dollars or pounds to naira in this context.

You cannot start a family anywhere in the US with $1, 000. You would need at least a job that pays you $6,000 per month to think of marriage. An ideal monthly salary would be around $10,000.

With 1.5 million in Nigeria, you can afford to marry a jobless partner, support two children, and own a decent car.

You could eat out in Nigeria with 2k, but eating out in the US would cost you around 25 dollars (35k). I get a haircut every month for $50 (75k) in the US. In Nigeria, I could get the same haircut for around 1k.

If you have a baby in the US, you would need to spend around $2,000 (3 million) per month on day care. In Nigeria, you would pay maybe 50k.

Baba thanks for this, that's means na to dey charge better money for remote jobs be dat.

Dammmn the girl gat writing skills, but na so life be, dust yr self and move on

Poor man thinking, eat for myself alone, if u collect the money dash yr fans nkor na bad thing?
Big man go accept 1k cause he knows it's the volume not the amount.
Very poor thnkiing

Wao this is lovely

Why should this be news worthy, Nairaland pls up yr posts, there are many interesting news worthy educative posts across sections.

Mods u guys should do Better

epainos:
These contract articles that NL is writing and pushing to the front page to drive traffic are becoming annoying and are portraying Nigeria in a negative light.

According to this article, in 2025, his parents are unable to call him and have been without food for more than 24 hours. Does this make sense?

Honestly, these contract articles are getting annoying.

na wao the story get as e be, ah ah, not eaten for a whole day, na wao if true, then kudos to op, but Bros u need to marry a good wife for this care to go round, cause no be all women send yr Papa o!

Baba 3monts small na, support the boy try small for am

GanagiBitrus:
#1
Then #3, then #2

Simple Moments of a Force in Physics.

To make it simple for the unschooled in Physics, the person the load is closest to, bears the most burden.
The more you extend the stick away from the load, the less burden you carry.

Twale I hale, Moment of a force ah that thing hard me that year before I come finally understand dey blast am any how

Definitely number 1, cause of shortest distance to load, the longer the moment from load the lighter, hence to loosen a car tire nut with longer spanner is easier than shorter spanner👍

dicksonohm:
You're not alone ooo. EEE set 2009

That's like 16yrs ago Baba abeg go learn handwork, learn stuff

10billionDollar:
Nobody should mock her
Even me as Electrical/Electronic Engineering graduate since 2009 never see better work for my field.

Elect/Elect guy u should be busy with other things, solar installation, IT and other things, the koko is that engineering is not an easy course hence u can easily adapt to other things
Why u no learn how to repair flat screen, I cary my tv go repair for arena for lagos, the man charge me 40k, Baba those guys dey make money daily o, electrical in cars nkor
As a graduate u must learn to adapt not only to find work
I ventured into IT many years ago from engineering cause I just believe that since I can face engineering nothing fit hard me, that's life
So guy no sit down dey look

Kill me na, just kill me 😎😎

cathodekazim:
Actually if the pilot has continued with the flight, nothing would have happened as airplane screen has several layers of protective covering but kudos to the pilot. Safety first

Oga first of all it's not yr life that's at stake, air pressure on that crack might also result to severe consequences, beter to be safe than sorry

Hope she attend her Sister wedding

Those Benin Boyz dey play and are very determined to win na bloody match on Tuesday.
If we can score Benin I hope we can hold them off for the full match,
But my issue with SE na their pattern dem no play like organized team that's my headache with this team.
Tuesday we dey wait

yR own kele kele love nkor, e no crap abi . Simple when its pushed and promoted, soon u start seeing the song differently.

Zionmdde:
God of miracles

Win Lesotho win Benin
Pray the SA loses to Zimbabwe with at least 2 goals
Then boom we.are in world cup


But trust Nigeria to blow the chances away

We actually have all it takes to win the world cup but na coach we no get, wetin we get na assembler of players from abroad, u good o, u no good o come and play, last last put the blame on the players.

A coach should show what he is made of by the quality of players and the technical play in the field, what is Iwobi doing in that team, always playing to lose ball

Abeg Nff and coach all of dem confuse

ARISHEM:
Congratulations to Ghenot Rhor. He has put to shame those who call him as a mediocre

Rohr too no be good coach, always saying squad is a young team, ok we hear but achieve with the team na lie.
I don't know why Peisero left, his team is still what is in use till today maybe he would have done better.

Codepain:
Olubadan isn’t Obi brother they don’t share common ancestor

For the rubbish this man dey face every day cause of his ambition, I pray God surprise all those that say he can't be Nigeria President
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Daily being criticized for Nonsense, are the Oba and PO not Nigerians.

Wen u travel abroad do the whites ask u which state u come from or region or which country.

Nice and educated responses here, kudos Nairalanders great post

Annie help Tuface borrow money ah Tuface o, u dey owe money to loan company

Astromania:
Israeli long-range Missile mistakenly hit Aso Rock

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂Guy which kind badness wish be dis

pdppower:
Tinubu and Atiku both also called Ladoja 'My brother' but nobody is raising any eyebrows about their own

Reno just looking for way to paint PO in bad light, does the Oba not have Brothers, Jesus son God is my Brother na Man made Oba u wan paint as yr God.

He called him Brother and Oba together that one still no reach abi.

See as Mide dey Jinja flex herself without Bright cause she know her purpose
See Deneri dey mumu himself without Doris very yeye guy, na woman u come find for house

Ishilove:
Despite this, we will manage our Nigerian men like that. We will manage their massive egos, flabby arms, beer bellies and hexagon shaped heads like that because, after all, why won't we? Studs and other allied hunks only exist in movies

Very funny, over fine guys full Naija depends on where u stay even inside office Handsome dudes gallant wella, change yr location

Gbadugbakun:
Few years ago Seun made it clear that Nairaland doesn't promote betting sites.

Today baba Don make u-turn. Ni

Tinubu na you do this one o.

Na hunger don dey wire Seun abi na him or him brother dey run this Secret bet .