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Celebrities › Re: The Jizz Millionaire Launch: Become A Millionaire With 10 Simple Questions by TUANKU(m): 3:42pm On Mar 30, 2025
Jizz... cheesy
Jizz means ejaculation na.
Celebrities › Re: The Jizz Millionaire Launch: Become A Millionaire With 10 Simple Questions by TUANKU(m): 3:34pm On Mar 30, 2025
greypencils:
Una sabi meaning of jizz? Na wa o
First thing that came to mind when i saw it grin
You na badt guy cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Amsterdam Knife Attacker Is 30-year-old Ukrainian, Dutch Police Say by TUANKU(m): 3:28pm On Mar 30, 2025
Botragelad:
Tell that to the 40k dead Palestine terrorists! 😂😂
Says the child fiddler.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Amsterdam Knife Attacker Is 30-year-old Ukrainian, Dutch Police Say by TUANKU(m): 1:41pm On Mar 30, 2025
Botragelad:
Again, did I ever say the culprit was a Muslim. Go cry elsewhere. Islamists are known for carrying out terrorist attack, whether or not this was perpetrated by an islamist doesn't change the fact that Islamic terrorism is real. 🤷🏼
You dumb fvck. I would have been disappointed if something meaningful ever came from you. Wawa!
Romance › Re: pray for Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 6:31am On Mar 30, 2025
Cost of groceries in Nigeria with a San Francisco POS receipt? Mugu.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Amsterdam Knife Attacker Is 30-year-old Ukrainian, Dutch Police Say by TUANKU(m): 6:27am On Mar 30, 2025
Botragelad:
Did I ever say he was a Muslim in my previous post? 🤷🏼😂😂

You do realize that there are Ukrainian Muslims correct?
There are Muslims is Ukraine YES but is the culprit a Muslim? How do you lot wake up this early and first thing is bigotry?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Amsterdam Knife Attacker Is 30-year-old Ukrainian, Dutch Police Say by TUANKU(m): 6:25am On Mar 30, 2025
The coward is here stabbing women and elderly people...why not go to the war front in Ukraine and stab Russian soldiers?
Bigots will be disappointed the culprit is NOT a Muslim or Arab.
Romance › Re: Women Were Asked “why Did You Smash Once And Never Went Back?” Wild Replies by TUANKU(m): 10:28pm On Mar 29, 2025
See people future wives SMH.
Celebrities › Re: Shocking Leak: Sexyy Red A CIA Operative Since 2018? by TUANKU(m): 10:11pm On Mar 29, 2025
Ratchet Queen.
Education › Re: Final Year Student Prepares Garri With Azul And Barley For Sign-out Party (vid) by TUANKU(m): 6:45pm On Mar 29, 2025
2cribz:
What do u expect
Empty skulls
See 36 year old man
Amongst kids of 23,24.
He come be like dia lecturer
Well said.
Nairaland General › Re: Disturbing Images Are Circulating The Internet Space by TUANKU(m): 6:38pm On Mar 29, 2025
Abemy:
Do you know you can actually make your opinion known without insulting someone?
No i don't know that.
Travel › Re: Is Karu Part Of Nasarawa State Or Part Of Abuja? by TUANKU(m): 6:37pm On Mar 29, 2025
mubarak89:
This answer contradicts others—same issue when I googled. Just got conflicting answers.
Karu is not among the 6 LGA councils in the FCT. Karu is Nasarawa, nothing contradictory here. Why does the Nasaraw state electoral commission conduct LG elections in Karu then?
Nairaland General › Re: No One Is Wishing Me A Happy Birthday, Only President Tinubu Is Getting It All by TUANKU(m): 2:16pm On Mar 29, 2025
Daniel058:
So Nairalanders , no one is calling to wish me a happy birthday, Am stressed, passing through a lot at the moment, no call no airtime from anyone here. Please call me ,help cheer me up

My mtn number 08180861809
Happy birthday buddy...May God grant you good health and many happy/successful years ahead. Stay blessed!
Nairaland General › Re: Disturbing Images Are Circulating The Internet Space by TUANKU(m): 2:11pm On Mar 29, 2025
Abemy:
If you have any person in Kano, call to confirm his or her safety. It is been alleged, that Igbos and Christians are being killed as a revenge for the Edo incident.

The accompanying images of buses and people burnt alive are graphic.
Stop spreading fake news. "It is been alleged" ...did you bother to verify the allegations before rushing to NL like the headless chicken that you are just to come and spread falsehood and ethnic sentiments?
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe Reacts To Allǝgations Of Controlling Her Husband (VIDEO) by TUANKU(m): 2:08pm On Mar 29, 2025
Akatikoro.
Travel › Re: Is Karu Part Of Nasarawa State Or Part Of Abuja? by TUANKU(m): 2:06pm On Mar 29, 2025
Karu is a local government under Nasarawa state. Karu is not part of the FCT.
Travel › Re: Adetunji Opayele Killed By Biola Adams-Odutayo - Teejay Legacy by TUANKU(m): 2:02pm On Mar 29, 2025
maasoap:
You see now? This is the same reason I knew and concluded that you are not smart. The writer claimed that she said that, it is the writer who should by now be in the possession of material evidence that she actually said that.
You asking for evidence that she didn't say it means that you don't really know what you are saying. What a fvcking dumbo?
So you don't have any proof/evidence to back up your ridiculous claims? What was i even expecting from a genetically deficient idiot like you.
You are lower than a dog cheesy
Romance › Re: Who Is Brave Enough To Barb In This Salon? (photos) by TUANKU(m): 1:50pm On Mar 29, 2025
So i will pay money for some random lady to have her privates all up in my face in the name of hair cut? This one na case of suffering to earn money and suffering while spending same, never mind if it smells nice or not. Woman will sexualize themselves and then turn back to complain that men only want sex from them.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 909-43: Russia And Ukraine Exchange Dead Bodies Of Killed Soldiers (Photos) by TUANKU(m): 1:44pm On Mar 29, 2025
WriterNig:
Botragelad but but one of Putin's war hero was killed in Kursk. That's a huge feat for Ukraine. That should end and win the war for Ukraine 🤡 🤡 🤡

I guess one dead Russian war hero = 100 Ukranian dead soldiers.

Because since this war began, Russia and Ukraine have been exchanging dead bodies at a ratio of (Ukraine) 50 - 1 (Russia). Sometimes even 100 to 1.

Even prisoners exchange are usually like: (Russia) 330 - 4210 (Ukraine)
I'm sure the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth must be making your anus jealous.
Crime › Re: Two Brothers Fight Over Mango, One Dead, Other Hospitalized by TUANKU(m): 1:40pm On Mar 29, 2025
porthouse7:
They will drink mango in hell
Dem dey drink Mango? shocked
Politics › Re: Video From Shiites' Protest In Wuse, Abuja by TUANKU(m): 1:39pm On Mar 29, 2025
dederocs:
Your mother was kidnapped and raped by fulanis that's how you were born. Son of a cow fucker, subhumans...we see fulanis as subhumans, people that fucck cow, and eat raw cassava. stay in your region, animals. Thunder fire you, fire your sex slave mother.
Is that why you are a pedophile like your father? Your days are numbered.
Travel › Re: Adetunji Opayele Killed By Biola Adams-Odutayo - Teejay Legacy by TUANKU(m): 1:38pm On Mar 29, 2025
maasoap:
If you are smart and not a senseless mumuu, you would have known that that statement was an outright fabricated lie to get sympathy. Not saying the woman did the right thing if she actually refused to help, but telling us that she's boasting about her connection is nothing but bollock
Look at this eternal fool. What evidence do you have to back up your claim that it was a fabricated lie? I am smarter than you and your entire family and all the miserable idiots that have ever come from your miserable lineage. Wawa!
Education › Re: Final Year Student Prepares Garri With Azul And Barley For Sign-out Party (vid) by TUANKU(m): 1:36pm On Mar 29, 2025
Biznesworld:
Keep hatred aside.
Do you know what gives him joy to do these!
Dummy there's no hatred. As usual you lot will support any rubbish. What has alcohol got to do in a learning environment in the first place.
Education › Re: Ogun School Makes Incisions On Pupils' Bodies by TUANKU(m): 1:04pm On Mar 29, 2025
Myrepublic:
Are you mad or something? Incision on a child that is not yours,and without the parent permission o. You dey talk of African tradition... And Ogun State of all places.. Common man,your sense of reasoning can do better please
Just ignore that idiot with internet access.
Education › Re: Ogun School Makes Incisions On Pupils' Bodies by TUANKU(m): 1:03pm On Mar 29, 2025
SoftSport:
We should wait for the full investigation before blaming the school. shocked
Is it right for the school to make incisions on little kids without their parents consent? What is wrong is wrong and on this one the school is totally wrong. Is it a school or a medical facility? SMH
Crime › Re: Ogun Court Jails Mother, Daughter For Stealing Ponmo, Stockfish by TUANKU(m): 12:59pm On Mar 29, 2025
Who did they vote in the last presidential election?
Politics › Re: Video From Shiites' Protest In Wuse, Abuja by TUANKU(m): 12:57pm On Mar 29, 2025
dederocs:
Stupid naive coward...your mother was one of the fulani sex slaves that's why you are loyal to your oppressors.
Dan Karuwa grin
Your own mother is my b!tch grin I ruff-ryde her anyhow i feel like.
Romance › Re: Man Kicks Girlfriend Out Of Rented Apartment After Breakup (Photos) by TUANKU(m): 12:56pm On Mar 29, 2025
DoctorShomo:
Stop calling me by your father's name, I don't look like him!
Look at this pathetic child fiddler. Die!
Crime › Re: Voodoo Prostitution Ring': Police Arrest Six by TUANKU(m): 12:40pm On Mar 29, 2025
SOURCE?
Health › Re: Nigerian Ladies Share Their Sad Experiences With Egg Donation/Selling by TUANKU(m): 12:35pm On Mar 29, 2025
LabourPartyNG:
Nigerians and baseless assumptions are 5 and 6.

Egg donations that have been in the system for long without any form of complain... he reach Nigeria turn na bad news our ladies dey share simply because of the hormone injections
Egg donation and selling of eggs are two different things entirely. You clearly have no idea grin
Business › Re: Russian Automaker, AvtoVAZ To Build Car Manufacturing Plant In Nigeria by TUANKU(m): 12:32pm On Mar 29, 2025
jazzman7711:
It's quite interesting to see how foreign investors have been pouring into the country of late.

It's almost a stampede right now.
Give your empty head a wobble.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 7.7-Magnitude Earthquake Hits Myanmar, Many Feared Dead by TUANKU(m): 12:30pm On Mar 29, 2025
A magnitude 7.9 is needed right in the middle of the 3 Arms Zone in Abuja. Let the entire vicinity cave into a sink-hole along with 90% of Nigeria's problems in one swoop.

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