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Lionessza:
Lol shut up you girls from Botswana always look starstruck in mzansi and I understand shame

Lionessza:
Where's the hard face?



I never mentioned face alone , I'm talking about the whole appearance of these 4, that includes the behinds as well.

Lionessza:
Lol yeah. Yeah let's blame the South African hips they are the problem here

ZarZar:
The hips thing is just ridiculous. Most Nigerian guys here are not married to ladies with big hips. Big personality & big brain, yes, but not big hips

Here's a homegirl of mine & her Nigerian husband...

Lionessza:
Long distance relationships are hard especially when you are young and in your case it's worse you live in two different corners of the continent and only see each other two times a year ? Wow. Why did you rush to Marriage when your affairs aren't in order yet, if they were and you were truly ready you would be living together now right?. I hope you didn't marry her because she has a "good character " in the community because that alone can't make a relationship survive. What has really made you fall out of love with her , did your goals or hers change ? You can't just fall out of love , or maybe you realized you never truly loved her it was infatuation or you admired that she was such a good person .

Lionessza:
I have an alter ego

Lionessza:
Lol I will admit I have my lazy days , plus I'm no nympho

Lionessza:
I was at the mall standing behind this other guy on escalators and he picked his nose so hard and came out with something, and he started looking around and I pretended not to look and I saw him pretending to be balancing on the side while the bastard was wiping his dirty fingers. I have never touched escalators since.




When I was younger a guy friend of mine took out money out of his ass Crack, he said he usually kept it there out fear of being robbed now whenever someone gives me a note I get apprehensive. I always feel sorry for someone using their lips to hold cash

Lionessza:
The d .I. y (do it yourself) guy would be my choice , even when I'm home and not interested he knows how to please himself without causing trouble .

Lionessza:
LMFAO definitely better

Lionessza:
Lol shut up about that town Botswana lol. Some of it yes.

Lionessza:
How are you ?


Lol and I'm not saying coz I know why you are asking.

Lionessza:
Lol as if you guys aren't corrupt lol. I hear you , we won't let the bastard rest in peace

Lionessza:
I will confess it was me and my friends then . It was during the 2010 soccer world cup and we were kinda broke that day but we wanted to go watch the match in a vibey place and there was an Irish pub and grill not far from us but we didn't have enough money to buy drinks there so we decided to carry a backpack and went to a bottlestore same shopping complex and filled it with the drinks we were going to order there loll. So we got there and ordered the first round when the drinks were finished we started acting shaddy and refilling under the table lol. And the waitress kept on coming back asking if we are ok and looking at our glasses like wtf? Lol. I'm sure sure she thought she was going crazy or something.

ZarZar:
Lol, she sat straight facing front. What got me laughing though is, after she set the boy free, he stretched like a cat. He was probably cramping

Lionessza:
You make a lot of noise and I knew this discussion would turn to the the usual . Firstly please tell which Africans employ South Africans ? To do what exactly?




Let's go to middle class , please do your research properly and check out who has the largest in Africa and count that against each countries population. And with welfare ,we give it to old people over 60. Children of unemployed parents and disabled people, it would be embarrassing for our nation to have these three groups of people begging and dying of hunger but that's just us being us towards each other. We can't be told by you Sir what we can and cannot sustain .



I'm glad you think we must learn somethings from you so here is what I think you can learn from us;




1. Take care of the poor (build them houses, give them clean water and sanitation , good roads and 24hr electricity).Make sure their kids have free lunch in every school.


2. Your health care must accommodate everyone not just the rich , even hospitals in ghettos must have the best care and facilities.


3. Invest more on education, a big part of our budget goes to educating the poor hence our literacy rate has risen to number 3 in the continent in just a short period.


4. Provide funding for small enterprises so that the young grads without employment can create employment for others , we are busy with that and by next year this time the results will show.


5. Generate more power , we are almost done now with our new plant hence investing more on young black businesses, more factories can now be opened without causing power outages .


6. Protest more to show dissatisfaction, South Africa has better anemities because it's citizens choose to go directly to the leadership when there is lack of service delivery. Hence only 5%of our people live in slums 2016 figures . Plus or minus 90 %have access so to water and sanitation and more than 90% of our households have 24hr uninterrupted acessto power.


7. Convenient transport system. Make sure not only the rich are comfortable on the road, the poor man on the ground must see and feel the change. We have just upgraded the old trains the poor use and made new ones that are safer and can carry more. Our brt system is one of the best in the world. We have the only speed train in the continent.


8. Good roads should not be seen as a luxury but a right. Look at our townships most have tarred roads with no potholes I won't even mention the towns and surbubs.


We are not done we have a lot of work ahead of us and still facing many obstacles but forward we move.


As for the killing of Africans I totally agree with you on that I wish everyone could take that advice and stop killing foreigners , their own brothers from another tribe, their own brothers practicing a different religion , that is madness . All African lives should matter after all.



I'm glad we could learn a thing or two from each other.

ZarZar:
It was in a bus, this woman wrapped up her big son like a baby to avoid paying for him. When the bus driver got suspicious of the long "baby" & demanded to see it, it was almost creepy to see a grown face looking back. It kinda reminded me of a scene from little man.

Lionessza:
Hahahaha yes experienced virgin at that . Loll eish shame, was it that bad?. Hahahaha mxm you have started and I will xenophobia on your ass when you visit again .......I won't engage you on this now I'm too tired and hungry for this rubbish lol. Nite girl

Lionessza:
Hahahaha i see that and I'm tired and relaxing will get back to him in time.






Hahahahaha hey it was cold here and I missed being lazy lol.....preg ? Never I don't indulge in such . You like things wena nne from Botswana to krugersdoorp unplanned? Lol. I have a feeling why the friend was arrested lol. I bet she is from Botswana when did you leave?

SSBN:
I'm sorry to burst your bubble my friend, you are picking on the wrong target. Your main target is what you see in this picture. Not in the literary sense. The Africans in Soth Africa do not receive welfare, they are entrepreneurial, some even employ South Africans. You have Indepennence but not economic independence.South Africa is not Sweden, you are not wealthy enough to sustain your population via monthly welfare packages. You gotta rid yourself of government dependence and create industries and jobs. Learn from Nigeria the art of job creation.There are 40 million middle-class in Nigeria, that'd %99 your entire population. Wrest back control of your economy, stop killing Africans.

Lionessza:
Hahahaha they usually go apartheid after failing xenophobia lol.




Oh shame take a shower and sleep early. What were you up to this weekend? . It was ok nothing special, spent most of it in bed anyways .

Lionessza:
Hahahaha oh you know them they never disappoint in sounding the same ......I think they are still going there , whites have been mentioned about 20 times so i think they are done with that lolll.




I'm great girl , yeah it's cold in many places but I bet Jozi takes the cake yerr. How's you? Coz I'm. Sure Gaborone is hot as hell

Lionessza:
Oh here we go. SmartChoices now I see what you mean.

Lionessza:
Lol was going to say you're a gutsy woman . Lol I know what you want and I'm not going to reveal it . But it's like a 25 minute walk or 8 minute drive.

Lionessza:
Lol oh please, I will find out myself.



Lol no I don't, I just know places. So you travel all the way from Botswana for oval shapes lol they must be good . It's nice , oh great you should come when it's a derby between chiefs and pirates if you cant go to the stadium you will love it. Oh I wonder what happened to that toothless colored guy I loved his music choices and voice but haven't seen him in like 7 months now. Lolllllll sies. I know that wrinkled couple, but I like the old man's voice , his wife is just an attention seeker.