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Elrufai na liability, e dun use am dump am, na weytin fit the midget be that
Of what use is FFK really.

I know Bwala is useless, but common FFK is a bigger clown
Here is the funny thing, even this man talking, if Tinubu appoints him tomorrow to be Deputy to Bwala, he will happily sing a different tune, all of una na same thing.

“I see marriage like the relationship between siblings. If your siblings come to visit, the first couple of days are exciting. You guys wear matching pyjamas, sleep in the same bed, and catch up on all the lost years or lost moments. By the third day, it’s like, ‘Close my f*cking door. Who wore my shoes? Where are my earrings? Please, when are you going back to your house? Please, I am tired.’ And that was how I saw it.

wait....am I the only one that does not wear matching pyjamas with my siblings on visit... Shey na me dey craze abi na Toke

bart10:
Impressive!! He will definitely surpass Yekini’s record in the future.

I pray so o...but its not easy o

BlindAngel:
Good evening Nairalanders, few months ago I posted here regarding how my wife forced me into marriage that I wasn't in anyway ready for because she got pregnant. I posted about the regret I'm still battling until date, because the love isn't there from my own end and I'm also not in anyway attracted to her physically. I have told her severally that I want to option out of the marriage and not doing again but until date she has refused to let me go. u too read this back to yourself...on a scale of 10 to 10(with 10 being very stupid), how stupid do you sound


So immediately he told me about everything, I charged at my wife right on the spot, right in front of her mom, her brothers, her sisters and some of her friends that came for condolence visit. I got so furious and started shouting at the top of my voice, I reminded her how she forced me into marriage that I'm not in anyway prepared and ready for, both physically, psychologically, emotionally, financially. (I have been reminding her regarding this almost on a daily basis and whenever we are quarreling. you are not just stupid, u still poor join

I reminded her how she threatened me with suicide and our of fear of the unknown I wasted almost 4m in getting married to her. I told her that I'd have been free of these expenses if not for her pressure. u said suicide, not murder, how is that a threat to you.

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I dont know who is more stupid, you or the girl. SHe needed someone to leech on forever, ur profile checks the stupidity box but u no get money. Next time she will look for a stupid man that has money..na only stupidity dey ur own profile

this man na king of sensationalism.....he will just be shouting up and down......catch the thief, if u cannot keep quiet

she did make up before she set camera to record herself crying

mrjoeblinks:
Ehen?
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That’s if Dangote no buy am before you

who go sell club for that one.....e go dey find as e go monopolize everything, make everything favour only him, e go wan bribe refs bribe FA bribe everybody, bribe all agents

Governor for 8 years, Minister for 8 years, he sent his own kids abroad but e dey advice una make una resist temptation to go abroad. Why will these people not look y'all in the face and speak balderdash when 8 million of una still voted for them..let's even say they rigged, at all at all 5 million of those 8 million votes na genuine., una cast am for them

Fashola himself said(when they were campaigning to chase Jonathan away), if our party do not make ur lives better after 4 years stone us and chase us away.......and u people returned them after 4 years and still returned them after 8 years...how will he not look u people in the face and talk to u like he is talking to idiots

looool

Balthazar BALTHAZAR the man's name even sounds like those warriors in the bible

What if Senator Akpabio or Dino Melaye sees me an actress on Africa Magic and just reaches out to say, common beautiful woman u are so hardworking, around I would love to "support" u...is it still not from acting

LegendHero:
Nice one Trump. Deport everybody.

To break it down for Nigerians in USA. You can enter USA legally through the airport and still be an illegal immigrant.

1. F-1 Student visa: You come for school, you graduate, applied for OPT/STEM OPT, fail to secure job within 1/3 years, you automatically become illegal after OPT expires. That means the DSO expire your record on SEVP portal and Trump can deport you.

2. B visiting via: You overstay your visiting visa, you are automatically termed illegal. You can be deported if Trump wants.

3, H visa: A company sponsor you to USA and you're on H-1B. If something happen and you get sacked, you have until some months to secure another job so another company can file for you. Failure to do that, you don turn illegal. Trump can deport you.

What guys usually do before is just to chill, find someone to marry, then file greencard. Some student still dey do EB-1/Eb-2 before they graduate. That is currently going well for EB-2 and there are record approval. E sure me say Trump go reduce the approval rate.

Before Trump, students can join the military straight from F-1 student visa. Lot of guys used that route to citizenship. Trump came in and suspended the program. I remember people saying then that he can't stop it.

He most likely wont reduce this. He is eager to show that he only wants people who will not add anything or much to the system. EB2 being categorized as exceptional talent stream will be left to serve that purpose. He mentioned in his campaign that international students should graduate with a green card(ofcourse that one na lie and campaign mouth running, e just dey whine) but that's an slight indication that he still rates people wey go school and may not want to flush them out.

hugelyendowed:
Very Good! Say No to Unprotected Sex In Office

what of protected one

Afonja44:
This is a celebrity in Nigeria
Look what Nigerians worship as celebrity


The average IQ in Nigeria can't be above 20

e no fit pass 12

pdppower:
We must be living in fool's paradise if we were expecting Dangote petrol to be cheap. The man is a thoroughbred businessman and has no iota of sympathy for anybody.

Dangote wey manipulate cement price chase competitors away from the market, then increased the price after competitors left..na im naija people dey trust

any fraud or dangerous deal u cannot execute on ur own, once u dun dey link up with someone else, chain dun dey, its only a matter of time.

Chelsea to win

Wordson:
which come back?
Collect ur L

L humbly received

osazsky:
Pls o who knows if isak is Muslim or Christian cuz I don't know if he is doing Allah's work or God's work

loooool...

Hezzyluv:
[b]×2 [/b]under 4

ybalogs:
Saka to score hatrick

hello

when u start a game with Disasi, Badiashile, Mudryk, KDH and ENzo against Newcastle united, what do u expect

weyrey ni bobo yi sha...what is ur business talking to them about girth and size and length. Sex education is to tell them having sex will expose them to diseases and when they grow up and now come of age, having safe sex with protection is ideal. Meanwhile as e be say na church sef, the only thing u should be teaching them is ABSTINENCE

Neduzze5:
What does he mean by "those responsible"

Is he trying to shift the blame from himself?

Please, he should first cool off in jail for 3 months and pay damages to the Bolt driver before his constituency and party will now decide what to do to him.

Enough is enough!!!

Bobrisky no go jail, na honourable wan go jail......u people do not know that Nigeria dun go. The Police will not do anything to him, the Police will teach him what to say, so that he can have a soft landing.
The Police adviced him to do this, and settle with the guy(financially) and the guy will now say he is withdrawing, then the police will have grounds to let go, then the man will continue to make people disappear in a more discrete way that no one will notice, he will be smarter with his bullying going forward

complet:
Waooo we made it happened in Lagos State internal Revenue Service (LIRS) PRAY THE GOVERNMENT REWARD US WELL, LIKEWISE LIRS MANAGEMENT, MOST OF US CAN'T AFFORD RENTING HOUSE IN LAGOS STATE, NEITHER ANY BUILDING PLAN FOR US, GOD PLS COME TO OUR AIDS, We need help for our future to be fine, likewise a good retirement plan

at least una collect tax for una MD to remit to oil Big daddy's political machineries....una do well

Davehasmadeit:
Agricultural states like Benue can't even utilize it's potential and be useful to Nigeria.

when Fulani Herdsmen full for bush

the MDAs are all underperforming...they need to be more productive. If you collect so much tax at least use it to turn the MDAs into very productive entities
Only Ogun seems to have a very healthy Tax/MDA proportion, d rest just dey tax people when their MDAs are not really productive, not even Lagos(maybe less arable land is a viable excuse). Other states need to go learn how ogun MDAs did it to be that productive, but they should not learn the mismanagement of resources

na only IGR dey grow, standard of living of the people do not grow...Dapo dun learn from his oga Bola

u dey dere dey carry religion for head o, the people chopping ur children's future are united nothing concern them with religion, even ur prezzdent is married to a christian, atiku married christian,