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I advice you go SPIRITUAL. You can observe prayer and fasting with ur sibling. There is nothing impossible with God.

ellechrystal:
Obj has no twitter account. This account is fake,He even said he deactivated his fb.
So y all these lies, so desperate.
Who ever is an agent of war in this country, God will send d war back to their camp, n they shall suffer while d masses watch, they shall die disgracefully, n shall b cut off before their prime.
Pestilence shall be in their homes,

THAT'S IT DEAR. Back to sender things.

Is it not THESAME Obasanjo that originated rigging in Nigeria? Frustrated old man.

favourmic:
President Goodluck Jonathan said yesterday that more than 80 per cent of his advisers have nothing to say.

The president who spoke in Yenagoa, the capital of Bayelsa State, at a special funeral service for eight female politicians and their driver who died in a road accident on February 14, said this has been happening to him since his days as deputy governor of the state.

He stated this in reaction to Governor Seriake Dickson’s disclosure that he was advised against organising a state burial for the deceased.

Jonathan said, “I was surprised when the governor (of Bayelsa) said some people asked why state burial. I told the governor that more than 80 per cent of people who come to advise you have nothing to say, but just listen to them.

“From my experience as a deputy governor till today, more than 80 per cent (of advisers) have nothing to say, but you listen to everybody and do what is right for our people”.

Describing the day of the accident as a black day which coloured the landscape of Bayelsa with the worst colour, the president said, “We are here today because of the sad event of February 14. Of course, we lost eight of our best.

“To me, it is not just that people have died, not just that Bayelsans have died. But these are people I know too well. These nine caskets contain the remains of people who were dear to me, people that touched me in one way or the other.

“Whenever I remember February 14, which was supposed to be a Valentine’s Day, but a black day that coloured the landscape of Bayelsa State with the worst colour we could ever imagine. My ADC gave me the information and my PA showed me the flaming bus on a handset. I asked myself ‘how could these people be in this flame?’ And I asked God why?”

Jonathan continued: “When I saw that flame and imagined that these women were being burnt and roasted, I just couldn’t imagine. Till today, it gives me migraine. I lack words to console the direct family members.

“The world is a stage where we have all come to play our part and go. I believe they have played their own part. I plead we reason they died in this circumstance probably so that we learn to be a little more careful”.

The president asked people to be conscious of what would be said about them when they die.

He said, “In every nation, when so many people die at a time, it is taken as a national calamity, not to talk about a state. Members of the bereaved families, let me express my condolences to you. Your daughters and brothers have though passed on, but we remember them.

“And the most important thing is that at the day of your death, people will say positive things about you. Not the office you occupy. There are people that have occupied almost the biggest offices in the land, but people dance when they hear that they are gone”.

In her tribute, First Lady, Patience Jonathan who described the late female politicians as her faithful followers, lamented that she had lost her strong pillars of support.

Calling for calm in the state, she said, “Bayelsa State is a small state. I want everybody to live in peace. We should love one another. Let us put politics aside and live in peace and unity”.

In his own tribute, Dickson said February 14, 2015 would for ever remain dark in the minds of the people of Bayelsa State.

. GOAT!!! Where your source... You will just sit at a corner of your rat-infested house and cook up all sort of useless stories...

marchcandy:
Thank you, Tundeiab, I'm open to forms of help.

add me on whatsapp 09036867032 or BBM on 7E392920

marchcandy:
Thank you, Tundeiab, I'm open to forms of help.

give me a few days to get in touch with them.... Will get in touch with u soon.

marchcandy:
Hi beautiful people.
I used to live in Abuja but don't anymore however, I'm looking to move back for a short period (one month) as I'm trying to look for a job.
Having said that, I'm looking for someone who wants a roommate for the short duration. I'm female in my mid twenties.

Thanks in anticipation.

I am married and I don't think my wife will appreciate a female squatter...

I know of many single guys sha who wouldn't mind accommodating you for the one month.

Quote and reply me if u r interested...

If Tinubu is found guilty, he should be made to face the full wrath of the law.

PasD:
Lol! My house in in confusion this morning as this question pops up!

Here we go!
A beautiful lady was washing by the shores of a river and suddenly a crocodile attacked her, took her in its mouth and swam towards the middle of the river. Amongst those watching were a doctor, a hunter, professional swimmer and a musician. And these four men were doing their best to woo the lady.
As the crocodile was just about disappearing into the deep the musician started singing.
Touched by the music, the crocodile lifted up its head high enough that the hunter FIRED a clear shot on its head!
The crocodile in pains released the lady and sank into the deep. The professional swimmer swam all the way to the middle of the river and rescued the dying lady.
The bleeding, pains, wounds on the lady were so much that she was just about to give up the ghost. Then the doctor performed his 'medical magic' until the lady was saved from the cold hands of death.

Now the lady is alive praise God! So who should she marry among the four?

Your answers with reason(s)

. SHE SHOULD BECOME A POLYADRIST AND MARRY ALL OF THEM...






AT LEAST WHEN SHE STARTS EXPERIENCING PAINS IN HER PUBIC AREA DUE TO EXCESS SEX THE DOCTOR WILL COME IN HANDY...

Smartestelvis:
i don knw its as if the drugs is accelerating d whole issues 4 me,i mean from poo smelling breath a rotten cabbage smell has now added 2 d list.....mabe i shld jst end my life once n 4 all

TAKING YOUR OWN LIFE IS NOT THE SITUATION BROTHER. IF U DO WHAT WILL U TELL UR CREATOR. JUST HOLD ON GOD HAS NOT DESERTED YOU.
CALL THIS PRAYER LINE OF EMMANUEL TV 08088096917. THEY MIGHT NOT PICK THE FIRST TIME BUT JUST KEEP ON CALLING TILL THEY PICK.

READ THE BIBLE MORE AND ENCOURAGE YOUR SELF IN THE LORD!!!

Jesus is Lord... Hallelujah.

EggovinMma:
BROS EVEN IF NA FULANI COW DEY CAMPAIGN, I GO VOTE COW!!!!!!
THIS GOVT USELESS PASS MY US ED SANITARY PAD!

CHAI! Aunty you spoil small o.

NA TEENAGER i BE O...,



I will tell my daddy for you!

EggovinMma:


Very matured response.



SAI BUHARI! !!
ANYBODY OR ANIMAL BUT GEJ.EVEN IF NA CHICKEN, I GO VOTE INSTEAD OF JONA. ATLEAST GIZZARD GO REACH MY HAND.

SO YOU SINCERELY THINK BUHARI WITH HIS LOW IQ CAN WRITE SO WELL?





LOL

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ToyozzieTohBad:
Isinku Awon Oru E Dide OOO
A Peyinda..Won Fi Oruko Yin Dibo Ooo
E Gbodo Sun! E Gbodo Gbabode

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE WATCHED/SEEN TOO MANY OGUNDE AND ABIJAWARA FILMS... LOL

solbash11:
You are welcome. By the way that your paypal acct was verified by what means?

When the guy sent the password and other stuffs to me, he said paypal will send a code to my mail which the did after a while. I sent the code to him through a text message. After about 5 minutes he called to say my account has been verified.

solbash11:
There are some Nigerian Cards you can add to that your US PayPal account (Although I haven't tried that myself), But you cannot add just any Nigerian Card to the account, Else PayPal won't accept the card and you Risk getting the account Limited!

OK... Thanks

Intellab:
You should have opened a thread here before paying him.
I have a US Paypal account which i have been using for over a year. You only need a dedicated ip/vpn and some stuffs to get started.
I advice you to ask for a refund or bear the pain.

Do you fund and withdraw from it yourself?

rafasere:
I WILL HELP you for verify paypal

the issue I have is the he is bent on funding and withdrawing fund from the paypal account for me which I don't want. The account he opened for me is functional but I want to put my Nigerian Visa card and fund/withdraw myself.


Can you help me with that?

Intellab:
You should have opened a thread here before paying him.
I have a US Paypal account which i have been using for over a year. You only need a dedicated ip/vpn and some stuffs to get started.
I advice you to ask for a refund or bear the pain.

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solbash11:
Alright, did you not paid the guy when he opened the PayPal account for you?

But however, If it's a FOREIGN PayPal account profile you've requested for, let me make it clear to you that you might not find it easy to add funds or withdraw funds from the account directly by yourself because you do not physically Reside in the country you have chosen to domiciled the account (I believe you reside in Nigeria).

In this case you will need a reliable exchanger to help you with your PayPal funding & withdrawal transactions and So If the exchange rate that your current guy is giving you is not comfortable with you, then you are free to contact another reliable exchanger who can give you a better rate with your PayPal funding & withdrawal transactions.

N.B - If you've paid the guy for opening the account for you, then you are at Liberty to Run the funding & withdrawal on your account as it pleases you. I can do the funding for you at a more cheaper rate!

I am resident in Abuja, Nigeria. Paid him 10k for the job. How much is your exchange rate?

FrancisTony:
Christianity is a joke...

I bet you didn't read the post. The new minster disguised as a mad man.

solbash11:
I may be able to help out but i need some answers to few questions below:

First of all, is the PayPal account opened for you now?

Secondly, what is your main reason for requesting opening of the PayPal account?

yes, he delivered it to me via email this morning. The reason I opened it is to use it for an online trade; sending and receiving money into my account.

Hello friends. I contacted a guy from outside my state to help me open a verified paypal account.

I asked him how I can withdraw into my account, his response was that he will be the one to withdraw the funds for me.

I also asked him how I can fund the account and he said he will also do the funding at 220 naira per dollar.

Pls my gurus is this how payment on paypal is done?

silami:
as you keep dreaming to work in NNPC, Buhari had been the bosss there before you were born. And with kind of ignorance you're displaying, I doubt if any of your classmates would ever recommend you for even a cleaner in NNPC.

small boy, grow up. You don't talk to adults this way.

silami:
no he is a retired General, former NSA to Obasanjo, Yardua, Junathan and current minister of defense. Who knows more than your entire clan.

So if I need a job in NNPC I will just get my class mate to say I had first class and bingo! The job is mine.

donphilopus:
No sane fellow should waste his/her fuel to watch the cooked up story. Instead of PDP to tell us what they've done for the past 6yrs and what they will do differently, they are wasting tax payers money just to damage the People's General's reputation.

"Damage the General's reputation?" I doubt if you were even born when he ruled as a military DICTATOR.

This is no damage of reputation if it's been document in a video form... Wise up man.. THESAME man who encouraged his touts to kill your brothers and sisters in 2011. Nawa for you o.

LordMecuzy:
Hiaaaaan. Nawa ooooooh so his Schoolmate shouldn't talk about Thier former HeadBoy's leadership qualities?

I am not saying that bro. But using a class mate's testimony as a yard stick that one has passed through an institution is inconsequential.

Is General Aliyu Gusau the examination body that conducted the examination?


Yeye dey small... My friend your post does not hold water as far as I am concerned!

Lame!!!

THIS IS MY TAKE ON THE ISSUE...

I THINK BUHARI SHARES THESAME IDEOLOGY AS THE BOKO HARAMS.
AS YOU ALL KNOW THEY ATTATCH LITTLE OR NO IMPORTANCE TO EDUCATION....

IF YOUR THOUGHT ARE SAME AS MINE I THINK THIS IS ENOUGH PROOF THAT BUHARI IS THE KINGPIN BEHIND BOKO HARAM IN NIGERIA...


THIS IS MY SUBMISSION .