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Watching the video reminds me of all the hate words he spewed out in his numerous videos. Foolish goat. Infanct his corpse ought to be burnt and not buried...

kmoneyman: Any weapons found on them?

DIDNT KNOW THEY KIDNAP WITH WEAPON.

Babafaros: I got this Email Yesterday night and i was Kind of Feeling some simpathy 4 the person but i fill like Posting For suggestions.Thanks in Anticipation
My name
is Miss Joy yak,I am 23 years old single and
never been married before. I am from
Liberia in west Africa and presently residing
in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal
where i am seeking political asylum due to
the civil war that was fought in my country
last seven years. I am in suffering and pains
here in this camp and i really need to have
a person by my side to encourage me and
give me good advice in life and help me
transfer my father money to your
account.and too help me to come out from
this situation. My late father Dr.Col JOSEPH
YAK was the chairman/ managing director
of (TOURER INDUSTRIAL COMPANY LTD), in
MONROVIA the economic capital of my
Country, and he was also the personal
adviser to the former head of state befor
the rebels attacked our house one early
morning and killed my mother and my
father in a cold blood. It is only me that is
alive now and i managed to make my way to
a nearby country called Senegal where i am
living now as a refugee. This Refugee Camp
is headed by one Mr Reverend Father
Johnson ben i used his office computer and
his phone number to send you this mail
and i only enter his office when he is less
busy in his office.so any time you want to
speark with me just call me brougt Reverend
Johnson ben phone number.+221 775 214
214 he will send for me to come and
answer your call.any time you call tell him
that you want to talk with miss Joy yak.then
he will send for me to come an answer your
call in hostel.
There is some thing i want us to talk about,
i know that is very difficult to get some one
that is honest and sincere, but for the fact
that you have made me forget my past and
makes me happy in life again, this issue i am
telling you is some thing i will not like you
to review to any body, no body knows my
were about i am only child in my family, i
am telling you this due to the trust i have
seen in you, i feel your honest and
understanding person, when my parents were alive they never hide anything
from me as the only child, after the death of
my parent i was able to get my late father's
Statement of Account were he Deposited
his money at Royal Bank of scouland, my
uncle later got to know about it, that was
his reason he was threatening me so that
he could be able to claim the money. It
contains 5.8 million british pounds and as
the only child i am the next of kin, i am
giving you all this information due to the
trust I have deposed on you. When escaping
out of my country i also took along with me
my late father's Death Certificate too.my
dear at this moment i want to come out of
this camp to live my normal life as a
woman, i want you to help me transfer my
father money at Royal Bank of scoutland.so
that i could be able to get this money, i
have already contacted the bank and i
found out and i was also informed by the
bank that my father have an agreement
with the bank that the money should be
release to me when i get married or as the
case may be with an appointed trustee who
could stand on my behalf to help me get
the money. I have kept this as a secret
because 5.8 million british pounds is hug
amount i will not like people to
know.because of my selft, even Rev.Johnson
Ben does not know about it, but i will tell
him as soon i get some one that could be
able to help me out and i also want you to
keep it to your self too for i am afraid of
loosing my life. dear i want to go back to
the hostel in few minutes from now we are
going to have our manual labour, i will give
you the information's of the bank in my
next mail,as soon as i hear your
respond.once again thank you and God
bless you for your kind help to me.Yours in
love Joy
yak.i will be waiting to hear from you
soonest.
my dear i need your assistance.
with love and trust.

THIS SAME MESSAGE WAS SENT TO A COLLEAGUE OF MINE...

MY BROTHER, ITS A SCAM!!!

STOP INSULTING SOMEONES MOTHER,BIKO!

How many of una mama fine reach her?

justphillips: abeg no vex
manage this #1500 emptyHen recharge card 077066850102

MTN don send me message say the balance for my phone don too much. Them say dem go block my line if I recharge again...abeg keep d recharge pin or give d person wey need am.

jpphilips: @OP
Does it not bother you that the moment the US declared war on ISIS and Boko haram, the Nigerian army started making success?

YOU MEAN THESAME US THAT REFUSED TO SELL ARMS TO NIGERIA COS THEY DONT WANT USE TO WIN THE WAR AGAINST BH?

ACTION THEY SAY SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS! HELL RUFAI AND APC ARE BOKO HARAM...

FINITO!!!


I invented the name,"HELL RUFAI"... Pls give credence to me, BIKO!!!

1United1: Scallywag No time for you!

He be like say your home lesson teacher just taught you that new word. This is the second time I am seeing you use it in two different thread...

JESUS IS LORD...I bless God for your life bro! I wish the others injured quick recovery also.

I don't want the one for lease, I want the one for sale.

CyberWolf: Does Kano state has CSO at all?

NO, IT DOESNT "HAS" CSO!

AdeniyiA: hope that small child u dey teach no call you uncle olodo ....
well, the procedure is
*multiply the three number together and divide the result by ten.
Your answer(5×6×5)= 150/10= 15.
chikena!

GOOD! You got it...


Uncle know too much you forgot to state that the 10 is imaginary... You try sha... Clap for yourself.

Two sweets for you..

AdeniyiA: hope that small child u dey teach no call you uncle olodo ....
well, the procedure is
*multiply the three number together and divide the result by ten.
Your answer(5×6×5)= 150/10= 15.
chikena!

GOOD! You got it...

I just saw this Quantitative Reasoning sample. To say the fact It took me a while before I could find my way around it.

IF BY 9pm NO ONE IS ABLE TO PROVIDE THE ANSERS,MY HUMBLE SELF WILL BE BACK TO SCHOOL YOU.

MY FINGERS ARE CROSSED!!!

dhammyg: NIGERIAN MEN & PU$$$$Y

AFRICAN WOMEN AND DICCCCK!!!!

Lagusta: you can get a standard one in lagos.... If u know your onions

Lol

Nazacent: dude I don't need facts, its critics like u that go abt looking 4 something criticize...agents

yea...I am an AGENT of the truth...

Nazacent: dude I don't need facts, its critics like u that go abt looking 4 something criticize...agents

If you don't want to be challenged next time don't open a thread

cantona2014: You get it wrong here, who told you this issue is as a result of early marriage? As young as both of us are , we have fused together as one, we have never had rift from morning till night, I have never for once regret getting married this early, perharps I married an educated and very understanding wife, we couldnt have managed our affairs better if we are older than this, age is just a number my brother ,grow up!!!!

SMALL BOY!!!

cantona2014: Good morning forumites, I do not know whether this is the right section to post this ,pardon me if however I'm posting on the wrong place. The is an issue of huge pertinence to me.

I am a young family man in my late 20s, I married a beautiful wife whose her age is 2yrs lesser than mine, we married 4yrs ago and have 2 beautiful kids between us now.
Initially we didn't leave together,because, my work made me a frequent traveller but I make sure I visit home every 2weeks, during this time ,true to be told, I have many girlfriends and sexually I am a very active man, (even she do complained of been too strong on bed)but not long ago, I decided to stop womanizing ,to which I drastically reduced ,but It didn't just reduced but with a price, I do self service most times ,(something I do regeret each time it's done), to stop all these, I resolve to bring my family closer, now we leave together, I must confess my wife dont really like sex, but she cherished maximum satisfaction each time we engaged in the act, but in a recent time , I discovered my body system don't really get arose each time she make a move towards me, after all the fore-plays, my JT would not even move an inch, Initially ,I tot it's not that a problem, thinking it might be my mood at that particular time, I work on my mood and make sure am in good state of mind before attempting again, but the problem persist,even if my JT Rise before, it will go down upon moving towards her, then I realized it's a problem , recently , I met an ex-girlfriend and make a move towards her, infact ,my performance was nothing short of excellence , I tried this thing thrice, and I did as normal than expected, as wrong as this might be or appear, I did it to confirm if I have problem concerning my sex life, to which I discorverd not having any,back to my wife , the problem keep persisting, she herself has not been helping the matter ,it's as if she's looking for my flop, eachtime she made a little pre-intimacy and I dont get moved, she will just start complaning that have done something outside,even when I don't do anything at all, she don't put any extra effort, she might even not talk to me through out the whole day, forumite, please help, what can I do? What could be going through her mind? I love my wife and can not afford to loose her, constructive advice please

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 2 BABIES GET MARRIED

Lagusta: Me wey i dey plan to buy MTN smart for 8k, them wan come sell iphone for 450k!!!!

Well, i just pity all the virgins that will be phuckked because of this...

Anyway, i just did a comparison; with 450k, you could

1) rent a 2bedroom flat for two years, furnish it use the change to do big boy small

2) or you could buy a fairly used golf3 and drive it for 5yrs...

3) or you could invest it into one high-profit business and hit it big!!!

Well, like they always say: the fact that a dog eats poo doesnt mean a cat would also eat it...

guy! Pay for 2 bedroom flat for 2 two and also furnish it?

Na which village you dey live? That amount can't even rent a standard 1 bedroom flat in Abuja.

ShehuAba: I have been trying to avoid you before, but you're proving beyond reasonable doubt that you're unreasonable.
You're full of sentiments and biased in your thinking. What has the Muslims got to do with this. Do you think the reporter is a Muslim? Or because I posted the information here for all to see now means I am trying to turn it into a religious issue.
Your type of people are those who've helped this country in the way it's been managed badly these days.
You don't even understand what the reporter was saying(according to your last line) and you have the guts to talk trash.
So, because T.B.J have been doing good all these while(according to you), any thing contrary to that shouldn't be reported.
So, I see you, people should continue been maltreated and we should keep quiet because it's your pastor.

I will be DEGRADING myself if I reply your post, young man!

esere826: Thanks
I just did a check with the KJV version and it still comes back with "thorn" and not "sore"

"2 Corinthians 12:7King James Version (KJV)

7 And lest I should be exalted above measure through the abundance of the revelations, there was given to me a thorn in the flesh, the messenger of Satan to buffet me, lest I should be exalted above measure."
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Corinthians+12%3A7&version=KJV

And what your own definition of the word thorn?

aderonila18: That is what will always separate us from Muslims, the fact that we let God fight for himself. Jesus asked us to turn the other cheek and remember that he chastised Peter for cutting off the soldier's ear. Real Christians have no business beating anyone up just because you don't like his views, even if his intentions are bad let God be the one to Judge him. I wonder if people who call themselves Christians today realize that it means acting like Jesus Christ would? Jesus would never assault anyone and neither should we. If someone is trespassing on your land what a responsible person would do is call the police to get him off your premises.

BROTHER IT IS EASIER SAID THAN DONE O...

esere826: and you read about this sore in which bible version?

KJV

aderonila18: So if the people in a Church are doing something wrong people shouldn't say so? You cannot break the law ( physical assault is a crime) and then try and hide under the banner of the Church and expect people not to say the truth. Remember that Jesus chastised those that were defiling the Temple same way we should caution any member of the Church who behaves like a tout and brings disrepute to God's name. A real Christian will always stand on the side of truth and the truth is if those Church members harassed that man (the Church should investigate if their members truly assaulted him) they should be punished by the Church and the Church authorities should apologize to the man. The Church is supposed to set good examples for the world.

it's obvious his intention for going was questionable. Over a million and one positive things that has taken place at SCOAN, did he bother to let the word know about it?

The Muslims would have done worse if they were the once affected...if possible religious riot would even erupt especially if a Christian journalist was trying to force his way into a mosque.
He said Christians are too secretive cos they erect fences to cover their activities. All the mosques in my area are fenced so I don't know what he was talking about.

aderonila18: Why would you call someone anti-Christ for stating his own opinion? He never said anything against Christ just the behaviour of that Church and he even did so in a polite manner. As Christians we should be able to correct each other in love without people like you resorting to name calling. You are the one not acting like Jesus

when a person speaks against where Christ is being called and worshipped, he is an anti Christ. Simple.

[quote author=betterpikinn][/quote]lol

betterpikinn: How do I have séx with them? blindfolded

YOU FIT USE PILLOW COVER HER FACE AND IMAGINE SAY SHE BE TIWA SAVAGE...

betterpikinn: lol!
Tor, me no fit marry ugly girl na.
How do I cope with us sleeping together with me staring at ugly face everyday

arrive at a truce... Donate your seed to her..


At least help her ministry small.

betterpikinn: I don't think it is true to say or assume that no one is ugly. Some people are just NATURALLY PHYSICALLY UGLY. No matter how rich or how much they spend on themselves, they will still remain ugly.
Now, let's go into romance and relationship:
Why are ugly girls always attracted to handsome guys? Mostly annoyingly, they know deep down in them that they are ugly.
Again, why are beautiful girls always attracted to ugly guys?
Nairalanders please I need help! Many ugly girls are just stalking me! They won't just let me be

dem no want make the trend of ugliness to continue for their lineage na.

Dem wan marry handsome guy so their children go fine small.