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Religion , I pity dos guys above me spewing trash,Islamic is more enlightening dat Christianity, am a Christian thou bt 1 qustn I want 2 ask is , IS Jesus Christ a Muslim or I dnt knw., why do xtians calls on Jesus name while praying, why nt God, d last time I checked, he was a prophet like mohammed nd Moses, dnt 4get d gods (obatala,orunmila) were prophet too.., religion is confusing, just be moral !!!!

sonofjah55:
it look more of a joke to me or movie

itx a true life story, a friend in malaysia share dat wit me

An Indonesian judge by the name of Marzuki was sitting in judgment of an old lady who pleaded guilty of stealing some tapioca from a plantation. In her defense, the old lady admitted to the Judge that she was indeed guilty of the crime because she was poor and her son was sick while her grandchild was hungry. The plantation manager insisted that she be punished as a deterrent to others. The judge going through the documents then looked up and said to the old lady, “I’m sorry but I cannot make any exception to the Law and you must be punished accordingly”. The old lady was fined Rp.1 million (USD 100) and if she could not pay the fine then she will be jailed for 2 1/2 years as demanded by the Law. She wept as she could not pay the fine. The Judge then took her hat and put in Rp.100,000 into the hat and said, “In the name of justice, I fine all present in the Court @ Rp.50,000 (USD 5.50) each as dwellers of this City for letting a child starve until her grandmother is compelled to steal to feed her grandchild. The Registrar will now collect the fines from all present.” The Court managed to collect Rp 3.5 million (USD 350) including the fine collected from the plantation manager, whereby the fine was paid off and the rest was given to the old lady! Will we ever see such a thing happening in our courts ? I've learnt.....that being kind is more important than being right. Culled from the Web.

I thought I wanted a career bt now I want notin dat just a paycheck evry month., Now I cnt continue wit dis garri again , hiAaaaaannn !!!!.

Wetin be "oke wa winyin" dnt mind dat spelling , but sum1 said datx d name u called a guy dat is dating ur wife's sister,, bt I dnt bliv

So ? , 1 of many sons ,our guys dey eye big guys, anyway congratulations 2 poko , me self dey target otedola's daughter.

rerhji:
very nice ::: I can see reasons y not to believe this one self

give me 1 , just 1

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scribespad:
Well said.
Please edit your post and give good spacing.

Thanks boss

“And Who are you to tell me what to do
with my relationship?”
If you’re reading this post right now,
you’ve probably mumbled that question
when you saw the latest relationship
advice post on social network. But you read it
anyway, by fear of missing out on
potentially great advice only to realise it
wasn’t that great.
Well, here are 9 reasons why next time
you should feel comfortable with not
clicking. You won’t miss that much, I
promise.

1. It Might Actually Be Aimed At One
Person
The same way an artist can a write a song
for everyone by talking to one person,
relationship advice may be visible to all,
but aimed at one person. The author
could be trying to get back at someone
who offended them, and by taking their
advice you could get caught in the
crossfire. So the next time you see
someone declaring the obvious truth
about relationships, think about who
might have hurt them earlier and if
their message is really aimed at
everybody.

2. Good Intentions Are
Not Always Effective
“Maybe I should not have said I love you
so much”. “Maybe I should not have
asked about his ex.”
When we face difficulties in our
relationships, it is tempting to believe that
alternative options would have worked.
But until those maybes have been tested,
there is no proof that they will work.
Which is why regardless of the author’s
good intentions, you may not want to
make your relationship a lab rat to
their maybes.

3. Maggots Don’t Give Flying Lessons (It’s
A Butterfly’s Job)
It takes a fair amount of time to properly
study why a relationship failed. The same
goes with functioning relationships: The
author might think he’s enabled to give
advice because he was happy in his
relationship for a month. But so were
many others before it failed in month
two. Sometimes the writer giving you
advice may not have had enough time for
introspection, or to link the right causes to
their effects. This could make their advice
potentially devastating if taken seriously.
Look at it this way: Would you rather take
flying lessons from a maggot or a
butterfly?

4. Birds Of The Same Feather May Sing
Differently
A hurting person may develop bias
against certain types of people. Although
your partner may resemble the writer’s
offender, they are still individuals with
different influences and different life
experiences. Would it make sense to kill
every bird because one of them dropped
a ‘gift’ on your shirt? No.
Why would you then apply one advice to
every Mary or every Robert?

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It’s usually not out of wickedness, but out
of fear of loneliness that people will invite
you to share in their misery. If you’re
unlucky that misery has just hit a prolific
author, guess who it could hit next?

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What an act of kindness will do to one
heart, expensive gifts will do to another.
Treating advice from one type of lover as
gospel truth can be ineffective.
7. The Best Advice Now May Only Apply
To You Tomorrow
Married couples rarely approach
relationships the way singles do, and one
week relationships rarely resemble one
year relationships. Applying the best
advice at the wrong stage of a relationship
won’t serve you much.
8. Cultural Differences Matter
When we say love is a universal language,
we mean the heartbeat part of it. As for
the mechanics of a relationship, they tend
to change with cultures. Which is normal.
The next time you see relationship advice
online, make sure they apply to your
cultural circumstances, or you would be
giving your partner a steep hill to climb.
Wouldn’t be very fair, would it?

Source: 9jaExclusive

prettythicksme:
Tunde let dis guy think about Jesus naa,he will surely b deliver!

am nt saying he shuldnt now, am just suggesting first tin first and by d way , why dnt u say tunji or tunniclife, why tunde, were u der ?

Dat post up der is wot I called..., " fallacy of generalisation "

prettythicksme:
Gay loading!! op u need to stop thinking about ur friend,think about Jesus!

wot is dis 1 saying again now , wot has Jesus got 2 do wit dis ?,, itx logical nt spiritual ,una sha dey put evrytin ontop Jesus,, hiaaaaaaaannn !!!!

What is a lover ? , incase u ar talking abt gf, I tink itx heart break ****disholesaintloyal***

Maybe itx all in ur head, got urslf involve is sport activities nd get a Mouth Action.., tank me lata

Hospital clerk ? HiiiAaaannn !!! , no sector is safe !

Good move , am still waiting 4 fayose

It will be very foolish 2 bliv evrytin u read online

slam7000:
So what really happened to his building? What caused the collapse?

even d greatest ifa priest wuldnt see his own death coming

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I dnt knw why Pple hate dis baba, nt until u stopped reading his words without sentiment, u will neva understand Dem.

Happy new month 2 nairalanders , plz letx remind d kids 2 grow up !

I thought d chiefs said he is not dead, confused fellow !!

Dat amount missing ? , but God dey sha !! ,I hate goVernment

I was going 2 insult d op 4 creating dis kind of thread den I recall my sense of humour .., can sum1 move dis 2 joke section .

EasternLion:
That imbe called Chris Nwodo doesn't know IPOB principal officers are men who went to highest universities of this world, read book and merited their results.
He thinks IPOB is a gathering of illiterates.

When you realize that our Coordinator of all Coordinators is a masters degree holder in PetroChemical Engineering from one of the most respectable schools in U.S. and its a head of his Department in a top Oil Company in Texas, u go bow.

Even our Deputy Director Uche Mefonna is a Masters Degree holder in Law from Oxford University.

Mazi Emma Mmezu a PH.D holder in Law and works with Her Majesty's Court House.

Or is it our Deputy CoC.

Or Director himself that has Ph.D in Political Economics.
And dedicated a better part of his last 20years studying African Stupidity as a research course.


Men ka anyi ji, men di ya.

Biko, é weli íwé , dat he reply dsnt make d op any better, wen will u pple learn 2 attack d message only nd nt d messenger

Omambala1:
Good response! My father died a Biafran, and i must as a Biafran!

a ghotaghim , was he a biafra war victim ?

ArodewilliamsT:
Biafra- the truth that causes Nigeria Nightmares.

wat's biafra datx causing Nigeria nightmares ? , isn't dat a village in Portugal ?

I dnt like guns , I prefer swords !

I was goin 2 say God !! , why have thou forsaken ur pple den I remember am an atheist

Money ritual evrywia ....,, is it dat nigerians are lazy or dey are greedy

kazmanbanjoko:
Hmmnn, i'll check it tommorow. I don slept.

in keshi's voice "gbese re oooo" .., iyaf kill pidgin again !!