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xpensiv05: Must u b insultive? Datz jst a joke 2me. I'm sure u re a muslim or gat dere DNA

andersyn: LET'S BE TRUTHFUL TO OURSELVES Muslims are not happy
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy? They're happy in
Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that
is not Islamic! And who
do they blame? Not Islam... Not their
leadership... Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY
ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want
to change the countries they're happy in, to
be like the countries they
came from where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that ! JeffFox worthy on
Muslims:
1. If you refine hero in for a living, but you
have a moral objection
to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $
5,000 rocket launcher, but
you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You
are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and
suicide...You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad
against...You are a Muslim
6. If you consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives
in your clothing... You are a Muslim
7. If you were amazed to discover that cell
phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs... You are a
Muslim
8. If you have nothing against women and
think every man should own
at least four... You are a Muslim
9.If you find this offensive or racist and
don't forward it... You are a
Muslim!! --------------------
Buddhists living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Confucians = NoProblem
Confusians living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = NoProblem
Sikhs living with Hindus = NoProblem
Hindus living with Baha'is = NoProblem
Baha'is living with Christians = NoProblem
Christians living with Jews = NoProblem
Jews living with Buddhists = NoProblem
Buddhists living with Shintos = NoProblem
Shintos living with Atheists = NoProblem
Atheists living with Confucians =
NoProblem
Confusians living with Hindus = NoProblem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem.
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists= Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS =BIG
PROBLEM.

belamour: IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR... STAY OFF THESE THREAD

Courtesy Of Car Owner's Association

sirjohnson: Nope, liberating people.

234GT: Daft students!

When did it become a crime to provide electricity for yourself and your lecturers because the government failed to provide same?

sirjohnson: I keep telling people not to go to university but they wouldnt listen. Read reasons why you should never go to university Here

kingsilly: Tanks bro...some nitwit sit @ home in d west nd type gibberish...internet mofos

Akpaife: Where r those dat insulting Nigeria military shame 2 u all

TrollMan: You wanna attract women? You need -

Money - Believe me this is really important. If you wanna look clean and cute, get into the nearest bank and do the need ful. You need money to lavish the beauties. Get a Car.

Intelligence - No need to explain further, you don't have this, you better start working on it. Women like smart and intelligent peeps. You dull, they run.

Chivalry - Errr, how should I say this? Okay just click here and read more about this _shit.

Be Your Self - Women hated pretenders. Just be yourself and they will come or run as far away as possible.

Now If you still don't understand the points and focus of what to do after reading this, take a dive into the Atlantic.

Obiagelli: Heard this 2yrs ago. Ban the damn thing already. We should be producing and exporting leather instead of eating kpomo that has been smoked with burning tyres.

mistudreh: BringBackOurPonmon#
BringBackOurPonmon#
BringBackOurPonmon#
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flinton: Lovely, when I grow up Imma paint like this

Gflat: I have always wondered why girls are scared of handsome guys. I have met a number of girls who turn me down just because they are threatened by my looks,serious.

Even my gf keeps complaining anytime she see's me uploading pictures on fb...she says i am trying to woo someone. She gets jealous a lot Especially when am smiling with her friends(uh)

Women claimed that cute guys are hardly faithful to their partners which apparently underscore their sense of judgement.

Maybe someone out there will give us insight into why some most ladies feel insecure instead of being proud having a charming guy around...

Gflat: I have always wondered why girls are scared of handsome guys. I have met a number of girls who turn me down just because they are threatened by my looks,serious.

Even my gf keeps complaining anytime she see's me uploading pictures on fb...she says i am trying to woo someone. She gets jealous a lot Especially when am smiling with her friends(uh)

Women claimed that cute guys are hardly faithful to their partners which apparently underscore their sense of judgement.

Maybe someone out there will give us insight into why some most ladies feel insecure instead of being proud having a charming guy around...

alcuin: A book of fables. How can someone believe in the tower of babel? If God was so pissed with men that sought to build a structure to reach the sky, I wonder what he will do modern space scientist.

The world was flooded in 40 days by rain? Today rain falls for over 100 days in some pacific islands.

Virgin birth Now seriously, if ur wife approaches u today and tells u that she's pregnant by the power of the Holy Spirit, would u believe.

How can a reasonable person believe in a book whose writers never saw what are writing about. Paul never saw Jesus. Matthew, John, Mark, Luke are pen names of unknown writers.

Pauls case is more interesting. Can u imagine Adolf Hitler after killing millions of Jews, taking a stroll to Berlin and said he has changed and started writing Jewish scriptures and expect the Jews to take me seriously?

Let me stop here

hatux: Who dey there? That's just all I say when it rings... So,when I try to pick it and see the caller,if na one of ma boyfriends 'I say...*umm! this mad guy again*

bruno419: did I just make FP first time in my life

Kizmarty: aunty okagbare making urhobos proud since 15BC

Unibenstudent: Hello, how u leave school , without waec*speaks in minister of education's voice*?