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HealthRe: Period Delaying by tupem: 9:58pm On May 13, 2015
Everblazing90:
Am supposed to see my period today and it's like the blood is coming out already, how do I postpone it ?
you should Have gotten pregnant! that way you''ll delay it for 10 good months! grin
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri by tupem: 8:58pm On May 13, 2015
Arch1:
This was what i wrote few weeks ago when the Nigerian army claimed to have pushed the Haramites to the fringes of Sambisa forest ........

'The Boko Haram insurgency is more dire thane we imagine. This has got nothing to do with GMB or GEJ anymore.
Although the Nigerian army with the help of the Tchadian armed forces dismantled a large part of Boko Harams caliphate, their terror network still remains very strong and intact.

Buhari might not be able to put an end to the Boko Insurgency. We need foreign military assistance(combat forces).

Boko Haram members are all over west africa, they are all over the 36 states of Nigeria. Its going to be a long night'
sigh!
CrimeRe: Policeman Kills Lover In Bauchi by tupem: 12:41pm On May 13, 2015
why didn't he go after his friend also?! na woman power he get shior! he should cool his silly asss In the prison!
Nairaland GeneralShattered Love! by tupem(op): 9:09am On May 13, 2015
This is a real story of a young Ex-
Unilag girl
who passed away last month. Her
name is Lola.
She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on
her way to
work at Apapa. She was working with
MTN. She
had a boy friend named Emeka, a
banker who
was recently transferred to Abuja.
Both of them
were true lovers. She spent half of
the day and
most night talking with Emeka on her
phone.
Lola's family knew about their
relationship.
Emeka was very close to Lola's
family in spite of
the tribal differences. (just imagine
their love.)
Before she passed away at LUTH,
she told her
friends:"If I pass away, please bury
me with my
cell phone"She also said the same
thing to her
parents. After her death at LUTH,
the attendants
couldn't carry her body to the
mortuary. A lot
of them tried to do so but couldn't.
So they
went to call a priest in church who
had the gift
of communicating with the dead. He
sprinkled
some salt and water on the body and
started
speaking to himself slowly. After a
few minutes,
he said:"this girl is missing
something". Then
her friends told them about her
intention to be
buried with her phone. They asked
them to
bring a coffin, and then they opened
it and
placed her phone inside the casket.
After that,
they tried to carry the body which
could now be
moved and they carried it away
easily. Everyone
was shocked. A day later which was
Lola's
birthday, Emeka came to their house
with gifts
but was so shocked to receive the
news. He
couldn't believe because he still spoke
with Lola
the previous day, He then tried
calling her
phone again in their presence and
behold! It
rang and Lola picked it and they
were chatting.
They called the priest to come and
intervene
and when he came and prayed for 5
hours,It
was revealed that MTN is everywhere
you go.
Chill! Don't insult me yet, because
I'm also
looking for the eediot that composed
this......lolz.
But u like gist sha! See how u
concentrated on
this.... Oya dont be selfish pass it on!
TravelRe: SHOCKER! Boys Trekking From Zamfara To Bayelsa For Jonathan Stranded In Benue by tupem: 10:49pm On May 12, 2015
jbl007:
Make dem go start car wash.
cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Major Signs You’re Not The Only One She’s Sleeping With by tupem: 7:45pm On May 12, 2015
op dey there! some women wey fit sleep with 5 men in a day na I'm you say go feel guilty for sleeping with just one! ok o!
PoliticsRe: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:24pm On May 12, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
I prefer oofemanu cheesy
Igbos and their emotions grin
olodo! I ain't igbo! see ur teeth! undecided
PoliticsRe: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:14pm On May 12, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
Please ignore the morons, what will they gain in their attempt to spite the SW. The north will rather consolidate their power and share oil wells soons, trust me a lot of that is coming to south westerners inclusing Tinubu and Fashola.

For your information, what will APC north offer the SS/SE, to betray the South West grin

The south west will always be above these morons until they learn grin
there isn't anything new about your mind broda "elepon bulu!"
PoliticsRe: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:10pm On May 12, 2015
OkutaNla:
You Igbos are perpetual failures who never seem to learn. All your pre/post-elections predictions against SW political ambitions have failed and will continue to.

Nairaland is still littered with all your failed postulations of doom against the Yorubas before this past elections -- how GEJ will win the SW, how Atiku will beat Buhari in the primaries, how Igbos will determine the next president, etc), but obviously you are yet to learn to keep your envious, foolish, and infantile predictions to yourselves. Smh. What a bunch of sorry losers.
if igbos are losers why are you losing sleep over their matter! I am not igbo but am soo tired of thes evident envy haba!
PoliticsRe: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:04pm On May 12, 2015
NewNigeriaMind:
Let me indulge you a little grin

1 So assuming the north reach out to the SS/SE, the two will jump at it just to spite the SW?

2 Also, buy giving their ass to APC north to Bleep, what will the SE/SS gain from it?

3 When you say betray, please clarify this statement. who betrayed who and was there any agreement amongst the SS/SS and SW?

4 Why are you offering yourselves to the North on a platter of gold just to get back at the SW?

Now this is what I think?

I think the SS/SE are so desperate for power they will allow the North to use them to reduce south west infleucne while at the same time giving noting to the SS/SE. The SS/SE are suppose to lead the new opposition, but with the way things are going, these people may soon decamp to APC, cause those northerns are not coming to PDP.

so can we conclude that out of hate which is unjustified anyway the SS/SE will do all it can just to bring the SW down even if the north has nothing to offer them angry

If any of you Igbos come here to mention south solidarity or northern born to rule God will punish you all angry

These Igbos in the past four years monopolized Jonathan they forgot the SW, now they are shouting SW betrayed them. Na God go punish all of you angry
God's punishment will start from your " long ogo" u don dey drag SS enter your hate ring Abi?! abeg free us doo!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ishilove And Egusisoup by tupem: 6:05pm On May 12, 2015
EgusiSoup:
Everybody eat shitt here because everybody is ghost sad

More like an online community of Yaba left patients grin
na you be leader of yaba lefties! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ishilove And Egusisoup by tupem: 6:04pm On May 12, 2015
EgusiSoup:
Everybody eat shitt here because everybody is ghost sad

More like an online community of Yaba left patients grin
na you be leader.
EducationRe: Tension In UNIZIK As SUG President Queries VC On Alleged Corruption by tupem: 5:59pm On May 12, 2015
Emperoradrian:
Dat SUG na goat o
like you!
CultureRe: What Omugwo Will Cause by tupem: 3:33pm On May 12, 2015
tpiadotcom:
the wife is dumb

the husband is dumb

everybody involved in this scenario is dumb and impatient.

anyway, lord have mercy.
I agree with your list except the husband.....he isn't dumb he is the dumbest!
PoliticsRe: Photo Update On President Goodluck Jonathan Sculptural Piece (statue) Honor by tupem: 6:11am On May 12, 2015
dkronicle:
U 2 look alike. With dat goatee
cheesy chai! I had yo look again! so true!
PoliticsRe: Ghanaian Disses Naija On Instagram... by tupem: 1:41pm On May 11, 2015
No10:
Now this is so disrespectful. By implication,Ghanians are better than Nigerians.
They aren't, they only know when to say no and stand by it!
RomanceRe: Should You Spend More On A Babe Or On Your Mother? by tupem: 1:37pm On May 11, 2015
what a question!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Cries: My Friends Have Abandoned Me After Losing, Hope My Wife Wont Div by tupem: 1:32pm On May 11, 2015
DuchessLily:
Its not a new thing. So many past leader 'thieved' much more than GEJ
you are correct! but that doesn't make thieving right! does it?!
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Cries: My Friends Have Abandoned Me After Losing, Hope My Wife Wont Div by tupem: 1:24pm On May 11, 2015
DuchessLily:
They r not friends. .. They were there to acquire things Frm u.

As for ur wife, she won't divorce u.. U was with u when u were nothing and saw u through sch... Chill bro.. Dat u r no longer a president, does not mean u r now a pauper
I agree with you! he has saved (thieved) enough! for the rainy and sunny days ahead!
LiteratureRe: What Is Your Opinion Of The Book 'the Man Of The People' By Chinua Achebe by tupem: 12:32am On May 10, 2015
from your write up I thought I was reading the part 2 of things fall apart!..........ok! just kidding! I can't count the no if times I''ve read this book! I never get tired of it! for me one word to describe Chinua Achebe's Things fall apart" exquisite!
PoliticsRe: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 12:17am On May 10, 2015
islandmoon:
typo error" goat" there is no word like "eediot, its "idiot"!! stop fooling around. you like proving you are dumb.
keep bleating FATHER of all "goats"!
CelebritiesRe: Fans Disgrace Sound Sultan On Twitter For Giving Condition Before Album Release by tupem: 8:23am On May 09, 2015
Taylor86:
i activated my nairaland account 4yrs ago, d first upcoming artist advert i saw was Airforce1...


if i lie mk thunder fire me (no b plenty firing ooo, mk e just brush me)
cheesy
RomanceRe: My Black Ugly Girlfriend by tupem: 5:46am On May 09, 2015
WarRLaY:
I am the true definition of a loyal boyfriend, I guess maybe that is why they took me for granted, I have never had sex with any of them just to show my seriousness and commitment, instead I show love and care, I buy gift and sometimes send airtime to my girlfriend, it's painful to discover that same girl is cheating... 9 girls yes, I don't have choice, I thought if I try again, I might just get the right girl
then God help you!
RomanceRe: My Black Ugly Girlfriend by tupem: 11:10pm On May 08, 2015
paulkhalifa:
what kind of girls have you been dating? undecided
haba! kind of girls?! na ur guy be d culprit!
RomanceRe: My Black Ugly Girlfriend by tupem: 11:06pm On May 08, 2015
WarRLaY:
I thought dating an ugly looking lady will give me rest of mind, but no, I caught her red-handed today.. No one to trust where/how can I get a loyal girlfriend
simple! once you show yourself loyal! e.g. like begats like and disloyal begats disloyal! 9 girls! guy! undecided
PoliticsRe: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 10:18pm On May 08, 2015
islandmoon:
so, you are so dump that you don't know our corrupt politicians can not do with abuja runs girl they lavish their loots on?
yeah! as "dump" as an olodo like you and your lineage! eediot! must you insult before getting your silly point across?!
PoliticsRe: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 10:17pm On May 08, 2015
islandmoon:
so, you are so dump that you don't know our corrupt politicians can not do with abuja runs girl they lavish their loots on?
yeah! as "dump" as an olodo like you and your lineage! eediot! must you insult before getting your stupid point across?!
PoliticsRe: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 6:05am On May 08, 2015
bishop4APC:
Your mumu get phd.
yes na! it has to take a professor of mumu to realise that!

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