Health › Re: Period Delaying by tupem: 9:58pm On May 13, 2015 |
Everblazing90: Am supposed to see my period today and it's like the blood is coming out already, how do I postpone it ? you should Have gotten pregnant! that way you''ll delay it for 10 good months!  |
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Maiduguri by tupem: 8:58pm On May 13, 2015 |
Arch1: This was what i wrote few weeks ago when the Nigerian army claimed to have pushed the Haramites to the fringes of Sambisa forest ........
'The Boko Haram insurgency is more dire thane we imagine. This has got nothing to do with GMB or GEJ anymore. Although the Nigerian army with the help of the Tchadian armed forces dismantled a large part of Boko Harams caliphate, their terror network still remains very strong and intact.
Buhari might not be able to put an end to the Boko Insurgency. We need foreign military assistance(combat forces).
Boko Haram members are all over west africa, they are all over the 36 states of Nigeria. Its going to be a long night' sigh! |
Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Lover In Bauchi by tupem: 12:41pm On May 13, 2015 |
why didn't he go after his friend also?! na woman power he get shior! he should cool his silly asss In the prison! |
Nairaland General › Shattered Love! by tupem(op): 9:09am On May 13, 2015 |
This is a real story of a young Ex- Unilag girl who passed away last month. Her name is Lola. She was hit by a car at Oyingbo on her way to work at Apapa. She was working with MTN. She had a boy friend named Emeka, a banker who was recently transferred to Abuja. Both of them were true lovers. She spent half of the day and most night talking with Emeka on her phone. Lola's family knew about their relationship. Emeka was very close to Lola's family in spite of the tribal differences. (just imagine their love.) Before she passed away at LUTH, she told her friends:"If I pass away, please bury me with my cell phone"She also said the same thing to her parents. After her death at LUTH, the attendants couldn't carry her body to the mortuary. A lot of them tried to do so but couldn't. So they went to call a priest in church who had the gift of communicating with the dead. He sprinkled some salt and water on the body and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few minutes, he said:"this girl is missing something". Then her friends told them about her intention to be buried with her phone. They asked them to bring a coffin, and then they opened it and placed her phone inside the casket. After that, they tried to carry the body which could now be moved and they carried it away easily. Everyone was shocked. A day later which was Lola's birthday, Emeka came to their house with gifts but was so shocked to receive the news. He couldn't believe because he still spoke with Lola the previous day, He then tried calling her phone again in their presence and behold! It rang and Lola picked it and they were chatting. They called the priest to come and intervene and when he came and prayed for 5 hours,It was revealed that MTN is everywhere you go. Chill! Don't insult me yet, because I'm also looking for the eediot that composed this......lolz. But u like gist sha! See how u concentrated on this.... Oya dont be selfish pass it on! |
Travel › Re: SHOCKER! Boys Trekking From Zamfara To Bayelsa For Jonathan Stranded In Benue by tupem: 10:49pm On May 12, 2015 |
jbl007: Make dem go start car wash.  |
Romance › Re: 10 Major Signs You’re Not The Only One She’s Sleeping With by tupem: 7:45pm On May 12, 2015 |
op dey there! some women wey fit sleep with 5 men in a day na I'm you say go feel guilty for sleeping with just one! ok o! |
Politics › Re: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:24pm On May 12, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:14pm On May 12, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind: Please ignore the morons, what will they gain in their attempt to spite the SW. The north will rather consolidate their power and share oil wells soons, trust me a lot of that is coming to south westerners inclusing Tinubu and Fashola.
For your information, what will APC north offer the SS/SE, to betray the South West 
The south west will always be above these morons until they learn  there isn't anything new about your mind broda "elepon bulu!" |
Politics › Re: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:10pm On May 12, 2015 |
OkutaNla: You Igbos are perpetual failures who never seem to learn. All your pre/post-elections predictions against SW political ambitions have failed and will continue to.
Nairaland is still littered with all your failed postulations of doom against the Yorubas before this past elections -- how GEJ will win the SW, how Atiku will beat Buhari in the primaries, how Igbos will determine the next president, etc), but obviously you are yet to learn to keep your envious, foolish, and infantile predictions to yourselves. Smh. What a bunch of sorry losers. if igbos are losers why are you losing sleep over their matter! I am not igbo but am soo tired of thes evident envy haba! |
Politics › Re: Has The South West Made A Wrong Move? by tupem: 7:04pm On May 12, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ishilove And Egusisoup by tupem: 6:05pm On May 12, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ishilove And Egusisoup by tupem: 6:04pm On May 12, 2015 |
EgusiSoup: Everybody eat shitt here because everybody is ghost 
More like an online community of Yaba left patients  na you be leader. |
Education › Re: Tension In UNIZIK As SUG President Queries VC On Alleged Corruption by tupem: 5:59pm On May 12, 2015 |
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Culture › Re: What Omugwo Will Cause by tupem: 3:33pm On May 12, 2015 |
tpiadotcom: the wife is dumb
the husband is dumb
everybody involved in this scenario is dumb and impatient.
anyway, lord have mercy. I agree with your list except the husband.....he isn't dumb he is the dumbest! |
Politics › Re: Photo Update On President Goodluck Jonathan Sculptural Piece (statue) Honor by tupem: 6:11am On May 12, 2015 |
dkronicle: U 2 look alike. With dat goatee  chai! I had yo look again! so true! |
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Politics › Re: Ghanaian Disses Naija On Instagram... by tupem: 1:41pm On May 11, 2015 |
No10: Now this is so disrespectful. By implication,Ghanians are better than Nigerians. They aren't, they only know when to say no and stand by it! |
Romance › Re: Should You Spend More On A Babe Or On Your Mother? by tupem: 1:37pm On May 11, 2015 |
what a question! |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Cries: My Friends Have Abandoned Me After Losing, Hope My Wife Wont Div by tupem: 1:32pm On May 11, 2015 |
DuchessLily: Its not a new thing. So many past leader 'thieved' much more than GEJ you are correct! but that doesn't make thieving right! does it?! |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Cries: My Friends Have Abandoned Me After Losing, Hope My Wife Wont Div by tupem: 1:24pm On May 11, 2015 |
DuchessLily: They r not friends. .. They were there to acquire things Frm u.
As for ur wife, she won't divorce u.. U was with u when u were nothing and saw u through sch... Chill bro.. Dat u r no longer a president, does not mean u r now a pauper I agree with you! he has saved (thieved) enough! for the rainy and sunny days ahead! |
Literature › Re: What Is Your Opinion Of The Book 'the Man Of The People' By Chinua Achebe by tupem: 12:32am On May 10, 2015 |
from your write up I thought I was reading the part 2 of things fall apart!..........ok! just kidding! I can't count the no if times I''ve read this book! I never get tired of it! for me one word to describe Chinua Achebe's Things fall apart" exquisite! |
Politics › Re: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 12:17am On May 10, 2015 |
islandmoon: typo error" goat" there is no word like "eediot, its "idiot"!! stop fooling around. you like proving you are dumb. keep bleating FATHER of all "goats"! |
Celebrities › Re: Fans Disgrace Sound Sultan On Twitter For Giving Condition Before Album Release by tupem: 8:23am On May 09, 2015 |
Taylor86: i activated my nairaland account 4yrs ago, d first upcoming artist advert i saw was Airforce1...
if i lie mk thunder fire me (no b plenty firing ooo, mk e just brush me)  |
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Romance › Re: My Black Ugly Girlfriend by tupem: 5:46am On May 09, 2015 |
WarRLaY: I am the true definition of a loyal boyfriend, I guess maybe that is why they took me for granted, I have never had sex with any of them just to show my seriousness and commitment, instead I show love and care, I buy gift and sometimes send airtime to my girlfriend, it's painful to discover that same girl is cheating... 9 girls yes, I don't have choice, I thought if I try again, I might just get the right girl then God help you! |
Romance › Re: My Black Ugly Girlfriend by tupem: 11:10pm On May 08, 2015 |
paulkhalifa: what kind of girls have you been dating?  haba! kind of girls?! na ur guy be d culprit! |
Romance › Re: My Black Ugly Girlfriend by tupem: 11:06pm On May 08, 2015 |
WarRLaY: I thought dating an ugly looking lady will give me rest of mind, but no, I caught her red-handed today.. No one to trust where/how can I get a loyal girlfriend simple! once you show yourself loyal! e.g. like begats like and disloyal begats disloyal! 9 girls! guy!  |
Politics › Re: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 10:18pm On May 08, 2015 |
islandmoon: so, you are so dump that you don't know our corrupt politicians can not do with abuja runs girl they lavish their loots on? yeah! as "dump" as an olodo like you and your lineage! eediot! must you insult before getting your silly point across?! |
Politics › Re: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 10:17pm On May 08, 2015 |
islandmoon: so, you are so dump that you don't know our corrupt politicians can not do with abuja runs girl they lavish their loots on? yeah! as "dump" as an olodo like you and your lineage! eediot! must you insult before getting your stupid point across?! |
Politics › Re: Brown Knowledge Anderson Dies In Hotel Room by tupem: 6:05am On May 08, 2015 |
bishop4APC: Your mumu get phd. yes na! it has to take a professor of mumu to realise that! |