₦airaland Forum

mulattoclaro:
@op are you surprised? Why do you think I never married a Nigerian girl but rather a Brazilian girl?

gud boy! you wise up pass your papa! you no repeat him mistake ba!

Emyogalanya:
lie of the century not a single phone user without mtn line in nigeria

I don't have an mtn line and av always wondered why people assume I should!

melvinjames:
We repatriated 7mil Ghanaians in the past so I don't blame SA.

Which citizens would allow every dick and harry to come to their country? South Africa is taking half of Africa's migrant who would rather be in Europe. People see SA as next to Europe but forget the pressure it puts on the citizens of SA.
Create a country like SA or UK and our people won't have to go to USA to wash plates chikena.

you are right! Ghanaians were repatriated but weren't roasted as suya!

Wetin be dis?!

Cutehector:
lol guy man na still guy man, if woman like make she sew am wit thread, person wey no be virgin, no fit be like virgin.

. na today? a beg! Na your type dey marry aproka!

Cutehector:
thank God female virginity can be tested. Dats all. Hav a nice day

for your mind still! thank God v.a.Gina tightner is easily available! virgin ko! you be virgin?! so you dey rock other people wife to be, come expect make others keep your own for you! you try well!

prettythicksme:
no b men dey buy drinks for women?

well...... u get point!.....small one sha!

Enegod:
I once met a lady who was widowed 3 times.
1st - Vehicle accident
2nd - strange illness
3rd - slept and did not wake up
Never saw her again after that...What's
the odds there could be a 4th?

and what makes you think you can't be 1st victim for someone who hasn't been married?!

Cutehector:
I dnt ask girls I knw I won't hav any long term rshp wit... Buh d girl I will marry eh, she will be interviwed by frank edoho on d hot seat!

for your mind! and you think she'll tell you the truth if things were rough! some guy who didn't want her like you didn't want others left her off the hook. but you! she go lie make una marry! koni man jam koni woman!

Na only men dey drink ni?

Na only men dey drink bi?

Ezedon:
I'm not the father

Ezedon:
I'm not the father

shikshark:
Mtn and dstv should go and beg this king because the king is killing dem small small

for where?! killing dem as how? Nigerians too spoil! till tomorrow mtn and dstv are making profits because we have no minds if ours! if it were other countries they would have been put in the right place, out of business!

MaxNaija:
King Goodwill Zwelithini stands by his view that foreigners should go back to their home countries.
        
KING Goodwill Zwelithini meant each and every word when he said foreigners must pack their bags and get out of South Africa.

So said Zwelithini’s spokesman, Prince Thulani Zulu, who told Daily Sun yesterday the king has nothing to be sorry for.

The Zulu king’s outburst came on Saturday during his speech at a moral regeneration event in Pongola, northern KZN.

In the presence of both Police Minister Nathi Nhleko and provincial MEC Willies Mchunu, the king was reported to have told the gathering that it was time foreigners were told to return to their countries.

The king accused them of messing up the country’s towns by hanging their fake clothing brands on the streets.

“Now when you walk down the street you can’t recognise a shop you used to know because it has been taken over by foreigners who mess it up by hanging up rags,” the king said.


His remarks were widely condemned as encouraging hatred towards foreigners, which may result in more violent behaviour towards them.

But Prince Thulani said the king won’t apologise because he stood by what he said.

“I think the people who’re complaining are misinterpreting his speech.

“He didn’t say foreigners must be attacked or harassed.

“The king was talking about foreigners who are here illegally.

“Some are involved in serious crimes like drug and human trafficking.

“We don’t need such people in our country so the king is right,” said Zulu.

The king’s speech has been strongly criticised for fuelling hatred against foreigners by the Somali Association of South Africa and the Congolese Solidarity Campaign.

The provincial government distanced itself from the king’s speech. It said it was guided by the Constitution, which guarantees human rights for all in SA.

Source - http://www.dailysun.co.za/news/2015-03-25-king-zwelithini-i-wont-apologies

what is 'good' about the 'will' in this kings name?!

Na which light person go take make the ice block?!

amsoslim:
no mak me bliv say d problem wey u dey go tru don cripple ua sense of humor

u no well! before you dey open ya teeth up and down!

amsoslim:
swear say u no laugh when u first saw my post?

I no laff! Na dis one make me laff.....small!

if your papa Na president elect Wetin that one automatically translate you to?! a beg make you free our "govt official joor!"

don't panic! just allow natural healing to take place it might just be a faint scar in the long run.

amsoslim:
Use Izal with iron sponge....

. that...isn't funny!

see wahala! analysis 101

I am certain the real indigenes of Lagos are not making any noise! They don't have to! Wetin you get Na you get am! most people making noise all over the internet have their roots to other Yoruba states! awon omo onile o pariwo e sin mi ariwo eyin alejo!

Emmaowolabia:
The new president has not even assumed office and they are already making negative prediction again

take it or leave it! they have classified info. though our govt pretends. they don't know.

kilokeys:
if this babe cook egusi soup for u ehn

na so so eGUCCI go dey scent

pple and their many problems..

Truckpusher:
They like it more than we do.


How do you explain the reason why they keep asking for more the moment they're into you?


If any girl tell you say she no like sex - Check her well, she dey lie be that

she no lie! Na d person she. no like! if she like you Na gbese be DAT! but prostitute no send likeness, for dem Na business!