₦airaland Forum

INTROVERT:

dunkem21:
You follow me book laughing space ..bad nigga

dunkem21:

dunkem21:

buzquet:
how fragile a Nigerian thinkin can be. Is everything bout moni?

ImperialYoruba:
you are contesting for Mr Nairaland?

.....and of all places you come to campaign in political section? Where is your state of origin?

Leysco:
Hello everyone! I am the only son of my mum. My dad is late. I have two elder sister. The document of my mum's house is with one of my married sisters. Is this right?

Esdb3:
Those jokes didn't, previous jokes before this did. Those jokes just ruined his chance for another pay.

carlcar2012:
my boy friend forgot my birthday but he remembers his mums birthday. he doesn't even know the first day we started dating.

he offed my call so as to talk with his mum.

is it only him or are all guys are like that

Esdb3:
Akpororo was the comedian invited for the presidential inaugural gala night, he was banal and even though he tried to hide it, he was nervous!

He came up and cracked his dry egg shell of jokes like this"ahem, can you please appreciate me, pls appreciate me once again. If I crack joke and you no laugh it shows your problem is big and you need a pastor not a comedian. Tell your neighbour you are looking good, tell him or her once again. My name is akpororo but the white men call me akporaurau. My father one time went to buy a dog, though the dog didn't behave like a dog but like a cat anyways dog na dog. You know how people call their dogs by human name, you go see dog called kelvin, gabriel. You'll see white people say gabriel jump, sit, run. One day thieves came and shouted everybody lie down, na so the dog lie. The owner look at the dog and said gabriel bark, bite these people. The dog replied if you no shut up I go bite your ear, no be gun they hold so?(That was the funniest of his jokes and it isn't even funny)"

He then, talked about a warri pastor that asked people to tell their neighbour that what happened to me will happen to you. "Na so I look my neighbour hin get bandage for I eye I con talk say neighbour what happened to you will happened to you" (akpororo then laughed) then he. Greeted joke silva and said "shout to my great aunty, aunty joke silva. We need to improve our nollywood. You see our accident and spirit scenes let us leave the accident scenes to the indians." He then said rubbish about spirit scenes that made no meaning to everybody"

He finally capped his "unfunny" display with "thank you mr president for being a good father, you are my father from far away and thank you my mother(referring to the first lady) even though you don't know you borne me, we want change ehn(then he started chuckling) so we can change our father and we can change our mother"

He finally dropped one dumb joke I won't bore you further with and promised to return. But aint nobody wanna hear that shii no more, I guess so because he didn't return!!!

Damn that dude was so dry. Why didn't they invite basket mouth or ali baba.

Cc: lalasticlala

blueto:
"getting upset replies" from your kind.

Good morning anyway.
Hw was your "night"

blueto:
good night indeed!

What is the essence of the young woman admiring the young man from the begining, ranging from chapter 1 to the latter?
I think you are fallacious in your approach.

blueto:
a well organized reply.
But unfortunatly, I am currently utilitizing the New Living Translation(NLT) version of the bible. Which apparently is now yielding a mechnism of differatiated assimilitions.
So I'm sorry if was allegic to how you understood yours.

kelvyn7:
women are now dragging bear with us, hmmmm

can u imagine




na so Una drag jeans with us so tay jean material don cost. back in d days wey women no dey wey jeans, it was very cheap!

now na bear abi

e no go work ooo

Ibsgal:
Comparing male circumcision to female genital mutilation (FGM) is like comparing apples to oranges. FGM renders the female Instruments reproductively nonfunctional, and has many detrimental consequences. The rate at which male circumcision results in lasting physical and permanent damage is nil when compared to FGM. Additionally, the reason behind each practice is different, FGM is done to ensure that a girl maintains her purity by diminishing her libido. Advocating for the annulment of FGM does not make one a femiNazi, you uninformed bigot.

blueto:
I'm currently executing my plan to read whole Bible in a single year now.
So I came across this scripture:

Song Of Songs 8:1
"Oh, I wish you were my brother, who nursed at my mother's breasts.
Then I could kiss you no matter who was watching, and no one would criticize me."
It illustrates how a young woman was admiring a young man, but could only wished they were siblings so that she could demostrate her love for the young man without any form of intimidation. Since she can't attempt until they both get married.

So I'm wondering if it is appropriate, righteous and acceptable for such circumstances to emerge.
Is it right for a sibling to kiss his/her comrade?

6fit:
Some ladies can be clueless...if yur man seek sex outside den chek yurself. It means u need to do yur Homework well. Ekaete is servicing yur husband more dan u do outside

IdiAmin1:
And someone once said on this forum that Gombe is free of boko haram.

My wife will not serve there simple.

Pavore9:
Busted! No matter how coded one can be, there is no gain in infidelity!

HeartRobber:
Is that a question?
Well I don't think so.



Make I go sell my banana

HeartRobber:
Light my weed*



Make I check who dey knock for my door

Nellizzy:
were you hide the photo

skentelelady:
Hey a Jona is a very sad man now

He won't believe he's leaving Aso rock in d next 24hrs.

I am sure he won't sleep very well tonight.

What a shameful exit for gej.

He doesn't even knoiw what is going to happen to him next

PedroJP:
Our diversity in this country is not the type u see unity in diversity. Nigeria will break as predicted cos i believe they've seen we are making no head way with our shamble unity. Once we break, we'll tend to be homogeneous and reason alike than we are doing now. U are wat u are, i'm Igbo, Biafran and wouldn't want to change that. What is the need to pretend a Yoruba man is my brother when we are in no way one.


Nigerians want change, let's try this division and see how it works. If and only if, it didn't work fyn. Then we can decide to come back but not when one or two aren't doing well.



If Nigeria feel their interest is SS, they can try to punish us by negotiating with SS and allow Biafrans go. No, they wouldn't think about that more or less doing it cos they know the possible outcome.

In Biafra i trust

ArchEnemy:
He is still king Wisdom surpasses strength

MrPresident:
generations have come and go, time is an illusion. the basis of all religions is not faith but fear.
emancipate yourself from mental slavery my dear, there's nothing to be afraid of.

ifeness:
There is no God simple.

Antivirus92:
greetings all
before I start, I will like to make it clear that I am not a tribalist.
we have been stuck in this country for over 50 years. we kept hoping that one day things will turn good.But realistically, things keep getting worse. Nigeria was fairly better in 1988 than it was in 2001 and it keeps deteriorating with each day that passes. Nigeria is too large to be a country considering our level of civilisation. tribalism, sectionalism, corruption et al .....wtf. I will support any part of Nigeria that opts out of this marriage. can't we all see that Nigeria is not and cannot work? why deceiving our selves shouting 'let us work together to make it better'. since independence, we've been working together till date yet it isn't working. as an igboman,I support Biafra...as a concerned African.. I support odua rep and arewa. we've tried Nigeria and it failed us ....I think the time is ripe for us to try new things.