What if you're about to have fun with your newest girlfriend wh you just started dating few weeks or months after breaking up with your ex due to cheat issues.
And just when your hands move to her Br**st to smooch it, you decided to complement her,

You:- "BABY NICE BR**ST! I LIKE IT"

Her:- "OH!! THANKS THOUGH I HEAR THIS ALOT"

lolz

what would you do?

If you havn't noticed pls flash back to all the so-called American artistes we keep inviting and hyping here to come stage our shows, they re all faded acts over there in their countries with little or no relevance.
why are Nigerian entertainment event holders keep paying these acts such huge money while we even have better ones here.

We currently need two people who can write on health niche, good contents, atleast 450-600 words per article, the payment for each article is 150naira and each person ought to write 6 articles each, every month, plus if a clients books an order for article then we pay 300naira per article.
kindly drop your comments if interested! no insults please.

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What Would You Ask Kcee & Harry Song If You Meet Them In Person?

seriously my Question would be!!! "what on mars is the meaning of all those stupid slangz they sing"

chai!! imagine if its a Nigerian that owns Google, the matter for different o.......
lolz

We all hate the way it makes our skin look so bad and we can't even raise clothe up anymore due to this shameful stuff, its so painful how we can no longer freely pull up and jump in a public pool or swim at the beach because stretch marks have gotten the better part of our skin. As skin is stretched, the collagen is weakened and its normal production cycle is interrupted and damaged. This ultimately results in fine scars under the top layer of the skin . Initially the marks look pink or red, but over time a thin, silvery line appears on the skin surface and a stretch mark is born. Stretch marks appear on the skin surface when someone grows quickly, or puts on weight quickly. Stretch marks can make you feel self-conscious and uncomfortable about your appearance. Fortunately, there are several natural ways to reduce the appearance of stretch marks. 1. Castor Oil Castor oil, which is used in the treatment of a skin problems such as wrinkles, age spots, moles, dark spots, fine lines and pimples, can also be used to get rid of stretch marks. 1. Apply some castor oil to the stretch marks and gently massage the area in circular motions for 5 to 10 minutes. 2. Wrap the area with a thin, cotton cloth. Using a hot water bottle or a heating pad, apply some heat to the affected area for at least a half an hour. 3. Repeat this process daily for a minimum of one month to notice positive results. 2. Aloe Vera Aloe vera is effective in the treatment of many skin problems. Its healing and soothing properties can be used to get rid of stretch marks. There are a couple of ways to apply it. You can directly rub aloe vera gel on the affected skin area, leave it on for 15 minutes and then rinse the skin with lukewarm water. Another option is to make a mixture with one- fourth cup of aloe vera gel, oil from 10 vitamin E capsules and oil from five vitamin A capsules. Rub this mixture onto the skin until fully absorbed. Repeat this process daily. 3. Egg Whites Eggs are a rich source of protein. For stretch marks, you want to use only the egg whites , which contain amino acids and proteins. 1. Whip the whites of two eggs gently with a fork. Clean the affected skin area with water and then apply a thick layer of egg whites with a makeup brush. 2. Allow the egg whites to dry completely and then rinse the area with cold water. 3. Finally apply some olive oil on the skin to keep it moisturized. 4. Repeat the process daily for at least two weeks and watch for positive results. 4. Lemon Juice Another simple way to lessen stretch marks is to use lemon juice. Lemon juice is naturally acidic which helps heal and reduce stretch marks, acne, and other scars. Rub fresh lemon juice gently onto the stretch marks using circular motions. Allow the lemon juice to soak into your skin for at least 10 minutes before rinsing it off with warm water. Another option is to mix equal quantities of cucumber juice and lemon juice and apply the mixture on the stretch marks. 5. Sugar Natural white sugar is one of the best natural remedies to get rid of stretch marks. You can use the sugar to exfoliate your skin . 1. Mix a tablespoon of raw sugar with some almond oil and a few drops of lemon juice. Mix it well and apply it on the stretch marks and other skin areas. 2. Gently rub the mixture on the skin for a few minutes every day before taking a shower. 3. Do this for a month or so and watch your stretch marks become lighter. 6. Potato Juice Potato juice contains vitamins and minerals that foster growth and restoration of skin cells. 1. Cut a medium-sized potato into thick slices. 2. Take one of the potato pieces and rub it gently on the stretch marks for a few minutes. Make sure the starch from the potato covers the affected area. 3. Allow the potato juice to dry for some time and then wash it off with lukewarm water. 7. Alfalfa Alfalfa leaves contain eight essential amino acids which are good for overall health of the skin. They are also rich in protein and vitamins E and K, which help nourish the skin. 1. Mix some alfalfa power with a few drops of chamomile oil to form a smooth paste. 2. Massage the paste into the affected area two to three times a day. 3. Repeat this daily for a few weeks and you will notice great improvement. 8. Cocoa Butter Cocoa butter is also very beneficial in treating stretch marks. Being an excellent natural moisturizer , it helps nourish your skin and reduce the appearance of stretch marks. You must apply cocoa butter over the affected area at least two times a day for a few months. Another option is to make a mixture using half a cup of cocoa butter, one tablespoon of wheat germ oil, two teaspoons of grated beeswax and one teaspoon each of apricot kernel oil and vitamin E oil. Heat this mixture until the beeswax melts. You can store the mixture in an airtight container in the refrigerator and apply it to your stretch marks two to three times a day. This mixture will make your skin more hydrated and smooth. . . . °°°°°°°°°Conclusion °°°°°°°°°°° . . . . 9. Olive Oil Olive oil contains a lot of nutrients and antioxidants that help improve various skin problems including stretch marks. 1. Massage slightly warm extra-virgin olive oil into the affected skin area. This will improve the blood circulation and reduce the stretch marks to a great extent. 2. Leave it for half an hour so that the vitamins A, D and E present in the oil are absorbed by the skin. You can also mix olive oil with vinegar and water and use it as a night cream. This will keep your skin stay moisturized and also exfoliate the skin. 10. Water Keeping your body well hydrated helps protect the skin from many kinds of problems and also aids in detoxification. It also helps keep the skin supple and restores elasticity. Try to drink one to two glasses of water several times during a day. Experts say drinking 8 to 10 glasses of water per day is the best way to keep the body hydrated. It will also make your skin soft and help maintain its elasticity. It is advisable to avoid coffee, tea or soda though. These natural remedies can help stretch marks fade, but they may not completely remove them. You can always see your doctor if you are greatly concerned about the appearance of stretch marks on your skin.
culled from:- http://healthjessica..in/2015/01/remedies-and-treatments-of-stretch-marks.html

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