₦airaland Forum

all4naija:
Are you f**king kiddin' me?! Sexy eyes! Hahaha...

I don't do strangers

Cutehector:
I got ur attention.. Nw am satisfied... Btw, cute dress on ur dp.. Nice hair too..

*blushing* thanks dear

Chiam55:
Let's add Ipledge and Kingtom to that list. These he-hoes ain't loyal

Done. As in seriously, they aint!

Cutehector:

Iffa catch u

Emodeee:
make out? Is it wah m thinking?

Ask Las

kinglekan:
Can I join?

Group hug

No way!

His name is .....

(Be right back)

Emodeee:
dn't mind her o, hypocritical kiss. She is jez telling u dat u should always put her thread on the front page.

Whareva! Face front, Las and I are trying to make out here...

Lalasticlala

boynigeria:
what eyes? cos what im seeing is owl-like

ROTFL!

Teempakguy:
aunti how far na . Do you have a voice note sef?

I do.

My eyes....they are too sexy

danbrowndmf:
twaci do u agree wif dis dude.

Well...

missclasssy:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

missclasssy:
No I am not na

I am Just kidding o.

Nah, its cool

Let's hug it out

Chiam55:
Hmmm so you give me away and keep her

U hate me

I think we should compile a list of heartbreakers, starting with; Kinglekan, Orijin101, Tosyne2much....

missclasssy:
Please it's obvious you are still a learner.

In case you don't know, I am fvcking polyandrus. I have a lot of men dying to be my 1001th.

Kinglekan is not even in my top 100, yet he still left you for me. Chai

Shows how insignificant you are

Well, its not ma fault he is a cheat . But u can have him tho...amma stick out here with beamborla.

missclasssy:
Please it's obvious you are still a learner.

In case you don't know, I am fvcking polyandrus. I have a lot of men dying to be my 1001th.

Kinglekan is not even in my top 100, yet he still left you for me. Chai

Shows how insignificant you are

Are u taking this stuff serious?

Here to read definitions...

danbrowndmf:
Even Ifa and orunmila knows am Your Guy.



.....Origin should deal with it.

Prove it then. An old prophecy once said that the perfect and right guy for Twaci will be able to uproot a fully matured mango tree and carry (not drag) it to my house (trekking ofcourse).

When am I going to see u and my mango tree?

danbrowndmf:
are u daten him.
hw many of una origin dy date sef.



take it or leav it,am ur guy.

I'll have to ask Ifa about it tho...

JeffreyJamez:
Lmao... you're just a angel I swear.

...that you ****

Better start reading "Wooing Girls 101", you need to buddy.

danbrowndmf:
cnt u jus say am ur guy. u knw if he wants to help me. am doing music for real nt an hubby,soon i might be trading school for music sha.





but if i be ur guy na crime.

Orijin101 should not see this

missclasssy:
He left your sorry ass and chased after mine.
Deal with it babe

Sweedy, just as he left mine, he'll dump urs without a sorry thought. Wonder when u will learn

danbrowndmf:
shut up joor. i knw ts nt dada,jus wanna catch fuń.



hw is ur day going over there?

Very fine. Ma coz stumbled on your mixtape (dude likes going thru ma phone), said it was "sick". Inna good way sha. Asked if you were my guy, you can imagine the face I made....

kinglekan:
What

You and missclasssy? After everything we have been thru?

JeffreyJamez:
....and young woman what's tickling you?

You didn't see it? Wait lemme show you again...

JeffreyJamez:
What about us who haven't wooed before?

danbrowndmf:
hws ur day going? are u from the family of Lucky dube?. ur dada though.

Dada? Which dada? I have no dada on . Check again, seems u need glasses.

JeffreyJamez:
What about us who haven't wooed before?

Ehen?! hahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! ROTFL! *faints*

kinglekan:
*Booked*

Make I try remember how I take woo Missclasssy that year.

Brb

This should be fun

*sips zobo*