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Gabbyodogwu:
Lie lie in ur previous topic on 15th of may you were begging for money 16th of may u claimed u ve 4 girl friends

and how should that stop me from posting other stuff because am needy? You didn't help and you want to use it against me

oladipuposadeeq:
you are not normal at all

Lol

I'm a man aged 35. I discovered that my long
time best friend was dating my wife. I have all the evidence . She is 25 years old. We got married and had a white weeding last year in April. My best friend is 45 .
My friend of over 15 years has been seeing my wife behind my back. I found out about it last year December. My good friend was always exchanging messages and nude pictures with my wife on Whats App. I hacked my wife's phone and thats how i discovered what was happening between them . I dont want to lie guys this broke my heart. I trusted my friend and took him as my own brother. When i found out i decided not to ask them. Instead I made a desicion to act as if i dont know anything. I wanted to revenge.
My feelings towards my wife changed. I just started acting up and i no longer treat her as i did before . With my friend I am pretending as if all is well .
For my revenge I decided to look for my friends daughter who happens to be a student in one of the Universities close by to my residence. She is 19 years old.
I approached her with the intent of dating her. After a while of trying, I succeeded in having her as my friend and now we have been dating. Im so happy because i actually succeeded. The best part is i have been sleeping with her with no protection. We recently discovered she is now pregnant . The issue now is she has fallen in love with me to the extent of saying she wants me to marry her. As for me i dont have a problem with that.
As it is I'm waiting for the day they will discover that she is pregnant and we exchange i take his daughter and he takes my wife.

Change your browser or clear its cache. That's if it's not temporarily network problem

The Most Stupid Thing I Did:
I toasted 4 ladies on the same day when I broke up with my girlfriend.With the mind that at least one go enter. I was so desperate to replace her because she was making face for me.
Fortunately, 3 out of the 4 ladies agreed while the 4th person asked me to give her time. I couldn't imagine being a player but I was provoked into it. Despite that, I was not happy yet the 4th lady later accepted. All telling me they love me. My gosh! No be small trouble I find give myself that time o.. There was a day, two of them met me at a place, as if they planned it. They were suspicious laughing at everything I was saying. I felt bad at what I was doing; I called all of them to meet me at a place and I apologized. Thank God they accepted my apology but I regret doing that..
Lesson:

1. Don't be pushed into doing something you don't want to do because of someone.

2. Repent and retrace your step.

When u ask a Yoruba girl's number.U wil hear sero hate sero, sis hate sis,tiri hate sefun,noi wan wan,that's my hen ti hen number

Humanoid01:
Lol there are so many mental disorders that haven't been given names yet.

you are right

OloshoMan:
Virgin Mary :she had sex with everyone in Babylon.

Jesus :he organised orgy party for his disciples.

Judas :He used to Bleep Mary Magdalene in his office.

Joseph : He groped and abused women on his way to the synagogue.

Paul : he invented porn

Silas :he invented BDSM while in prison.

Daniel :He had sex with countless animals

Peter :he sucked Moses's dickk everytime he gives a prophecy.

Joshua : He likes to molest kids in orphanage.

Yahweh : He likes shaving his asshole for some gay actions

Jezebel : She handles our Lord's dickk very well..

Add yours (For Born again Christian's only)
Of course many of you would not know these cos you don't read to understand the Holy Bible and you call yourself a good Christian. Shame on you. Let the Holy Spirit guide you today and forever. Peace.

blasphemy! Am a Muslim but I spit on you

1. Prayer Times
Some people pray Dhur and Asr prayers together during Ramadan. This is incorrect and should be avoided.

2. When to Start Eating
Some people believe you cannot eat until the caller to prayer is done calling the Maghrib Adhan. This is incorrect, as soon as he starts a person can break their fast.

3. Making Dua
Many people don’t take advantage of making dua before they break their fast. This is one of the three times when Allah accepts a person dua.

4. Last Days of Ramadan
Many people make the mistake of spending the later part of Ramadan preparing for Eid, neglecting Ramadan. This is incorrect and these people lose the concept of what Ramadan is about.

5. Manners
Some people think Ramadan is just about refraining from eating and that it is nothing to do with one’s behavior. In fact we are supposed to control our tempers and badmouthing more during Ramadan.

6. Wasting Time
People often waste their time. They tend to sleep the whole day and doing nothing. Ramadan however provides us opportunity to take advantage of this blessed month by doing more worship.

7. Fasting While Traveling
Some people travel much during in this month thinking they will have to break their fast while traveling. This is in fact optional. If someone wants to break fast while traveling one can (with making it up later), otherwise one can continue fasting.

8. Swallowing Saliva
Some say you cannot swallow your spit during Ramadan. This too is false. However you cannot swallow mucus that has entered your mouth.

9. Using scents
Some say you cannot use scented oils or perfumes during Ramadan. This too is false.

10. During Ablution
Putting water inside nose and mouth during wudu would break fast is another wrong perception.

Young Twitter the wicked producer

One day it'll be easy for an alien to take over

Walexdubia:
Abeg jare,shey education no be skill,the thing is most of u don't know the definition of education or what it entails....

you have English problem

If you finish school without learning any skill or handwork, you will understand why Nigerian pledge has"So help me God "

What's his crime now? Because the woman died of Covid?

*Attention! Attention! Attention! Those of u who call ur husbands baby, ur wives baby and even those who call their boyfriends and girlfriends baby. Don't forget to bring them for immunization on monday. Pls its important, let's kick polio out of Nigeria

*Attention! Attention! Attention! Those of u who call ur husbands baby, ur wives baby and even those who call their boyfriends and girlfriends baby. Don't forget to bring them for immunization on monday. Pls its important, let's kick polio out of Nigeria

*Attention! Attention! Attention! Those of u who call ur husbands baby, ur wives baby and even those who call their boyfriends and girlfriends baby. Don't forget to bring them for immunization on monday. Pls its important, let's kick polio out of Nigeria