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Career › Re: Which Career Is Turn Off For A Serious Relationship? by Twoclans(f): 5:55pm On Dec 11, 2025
pocohantas:
Lol! Who you dey call wey you dey fear?
Lol, my way no pure naahhh grin grin grin
Career › Re: Which Career Is Turn Off For A Serious Relationship? by Twoclans(f): 12:55pm On Dec 11, 2025
Medical field, military and telecommunication.

I run until my legs can't carry me once a guy's mentions those two fields.

Especially those telecom guys ,jeezzzz they could track all my calls.
Crime › Re: Jealous Indian Aunt Drowns 6-Year-Old Niece For Looking Prettier Than Her by Twoclans(f): 1:40pm On Dec 05, 2025
Emeskhalifa:
Pls someone should remind me of that fairy tale movie again, that the queen had a mirror in her room that she'd always ask who's the most beautiful and the Mirror will reply not you the queen but the princess
Snow white
Politics › Re: Bandits Attack Ejiba In Kogi, Kidnap Pastor Orlando, Wife, Others During Church by Twoclans(f): 11:52am On Dec 02, 2025
This is my colleagues hometown ,he was absolutely distraught throughout Sunday because his parents went home for an occasion and this attach happened right before their eyes.

It also ran shivers down my spine ,the terror is getting closer to everyone.

I hope our leaders can find a solution.Terror and blood shed is never the way to go for a country.


May Nigeria heal.
Celebrities › Re: 2face Arrested After Fight With Pregnant Wife Natasha In London by Twoclans(f): 6:57pm On Dec 01, 2025
For a minute i thought his response was sarcasm.Then I realised he was serious and I was wondering if he hasn't seen the videos from UK bloggers and news apps.

Anyway everybody should allow our legend enjoy his peace,nobody should put mouth.

BigShishi:
I will come back to laugh at you
Career › Re: Which Job Has The Highest Of Employees Dating Each Other? by Twoclans(f): 1:29pm On Nov 19, 2025
Telecommunications
Banking
Private sector
Politics › Re: I'm Not One To Be Intimidated — Wike Speaks After Face-Off With Military Officer by Twoclans(f): 1:09pm On Nov 12, 2025
We are at an all time low as a country honestly .
Health › Re: Can You Will And Volunteer Your Dead Body For Medical Research? by Twoclans(f): 7:19am On Nov 05, 2025
Yes I can .
Family › Re: Woman Shares How She Handled A 7yr Old Boy And His Mum After He Touched Her Boob by Twoclans(f): 1:53pm On Oct 23, 2025
Women don't make out time to train their male children ,it's part of the reason the world is the way it is now.
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When Your Man Kneels Down To Apologize To You??! by Twoclans(f): 10:49am On Oct 23, 2025
Kneel to give me head ,please don't kneel to apologise.I don't want a man to kneel to apologise.I rather take plenty of his money for the apology.

Who kneeling help 😏
Family › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Twoclans(f):
folake4u:
I also think lots of women should learn how to ride for unlimited satisfaction.
Absolutely.

If you understand your body as a woman even a flassid penis will give you satisfaction,except of course you belong to the gang of ladies that like harder harder.I cannot speak to that.
Family › Re: 90% Of Nigerian Men Cannot Take Their Wives To The ‘promised Land - Lady Says by Twoclans(f): 4:54pm On Oct 13, 2025
Do I want to respond to this ? Hmmmmm oh well let me pen down my opinion.

As a woman if you are lucky to have a sexual partner that is skilled at guiding you to orgasm.You are one of the few God has blessed with a good man .Keep him.

As a woman if your sexual partner is part of the kpokripo gang that don't have a clue on what to do for example those ones up in the comments session writing about wideness.Then you need to learn the skill of using a penis to achieve orgasm.Learn to be on top and ride him only for your satisfaction.Once you achieve orgasm come down and dont allow him touch you again.Nothing frustrates a man like when you achieve orgasm and his dick is still hard.

You see this life you need to be self centered at times.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 8:36pm On Oct 02, 2025
I would have been surprised if this season ended without a disqualification.

Goated season for a reason,a season the supa commando and innoson motors winner lost it all


Waohhhh.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:17am On Sep 26, 2025
Nkl4u:
This season raised the bar so high. Next season will have lots of work to do if they want to surpass this season
If they keep away from man know man and Nigeria corruption attitude and get experienced professionals to do their selection they don't have a problem.

The season will always run good.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 4:27am On Sep 23, 2025
PavillionEnergy:
grin



















No GIRL won most influential housemate this whole season.
Women supporting women in the mud.
Hmmmmmm not just in the mud ,in the complete wet gutter.Week in and week out I kept asking what was happening.I kept asking why the ladies were not getting it.

Instead they were suffering themselves to get head of house ,when they could play the politics and win most influential easily.

Eh pin me sha.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 9:37pm On Sep 22, 2025
Geezeem:
Them use rope tie her?
Why is she not walking away?
grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin
It's not easy to walk away from a fine boy
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 3:11pm On Sep 22, 2025
scondy:
My baby is a finalist....talk about winning the most crucial hoh.....


Yaaaaaaaaaaaay.....we r in the finals....


And today someone was arguing on she being intellectual
Congratulations.

I am sooo happy for her.I don't know why the majority of Nigerians couldn't connect with her.

Second finalist is not easy at all .
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 2:56pm On Sep 22, 2025
Nickymezor:
Yeah... I want Koyin to win sha
His tiles has yapata everywhere.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 2:55pm On Sep 22, 2025
Koyin ~~~ shaking my head
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 2:39pm On Sep 22, 2025
Mide
Sultana and koyin qualifies for the next round.

Best of luck to all of them
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 8:52am On Sep 22, 2025
Tonnyray:
Sorry but who is Asherkine?
He is a big time tiktoker .He is an ambassador or influencer for Amstel malt (I think) .And for some other big brands. He is also a big time philanthropist.

I might be wrong about the ambassador thing but he does alot of collaborations with Amstel,Bic and I can't remember the Nigerian bank now.

The masses love him.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 8:50am On Sep 22, 2025
mayor1814:
I'm happy sultana didn't get the fatwa and backlash from the core north I thought some hypocritical people will give her before... Especially with her drinking alcohol, smoking and under d duvet actions with Jason jae... Make Dem allow her enjoy her life
It may seem as though you don't know northern girls .

In the dark they are something else.I was born in the north and have practically lived all my life there.

Northern babes can be badass when they want to be and you know they have the money to flex whatever lifestyle they want.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 8:41am On Sep 22, 2025
DGOODLYF:
Sultana get silent voters sha....
I wont say more than that
People don't know that the elite north watch big brother and they vote silently.I wish she played her game differently .The buzz might have been different around her.I guess she was just been herself .
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 4:57am On Sep 22, 2025
Ibukzy:
Asherkine get money but him no get brain- Isabella



Nah true??
Ibukzy ,did Isabella say this ? shocked shocked

I can't even defend her anymore .
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 4:47am On Sep 22, 2025
scondy:
Twoclans...u sef dey concur sey na sultana fault....loool...
Nooo I won't put it that way .

Sultana is a babe I love.If Jason treated her right he might have had better fortune.I feel he is reaping the fruit of his stupidity.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 12:09am On Sep 22, 2025
Geezeem:
When I was saying it here that I hate Sultana with him, you lots didn't understand

A man needs a woman that Inspire him, not the one that 'socks' him dry lipsrsealed
You were absolutely correct,I had always known.

I pray he can redeem himself later today.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 12:07am On Sep 22, 2025
fitzmayowa:
Koyin was HOH for 24 hours and when Jason won again for 24 hours he picked him as guest......
Ohhh I always forget about that 24hours head of house reign.

Whoever invented that temporary head of house is not a good person
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 12:02am On Sep 22, 2025
fitzmayowa:
Out of the HMs left Dede, Imisi, Kaybobo and Isabella are the only ones without HOH lounge experience......
Who took koyin to the lounge?;
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:59pm On Sep 21, 2025
Munzy14:
Women..Power of Kpe.kus
Not just women ohhh,women that deep down in their hearts are not happy with you.

Women can build and propell a man when they are completely lost to you .But the women he is entangled with are not happy with him hence his subtle downfall .I hope he can redeem himself tomorrow.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2025 (Season 10) Live Update Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:52pm On Sep 21, 2025
PavillionEnergy:
grin


So this is how competitive JASON fell off because of woman
Hmmmmmmmmmn,I can't even explain what happened to Jason.

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