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CelebritiesRe: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by TwoPheus: 6:44pm On May 11
If the very first union between Adam and Eve (a perfect man and a perfect woman) encountered problems, why should anyone expect the union of two imperfect people to be nothing but sweetness and ease?

Gbam
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Commends Wike For APC Victory In FCT by TwoPheus: 5:13am On Feb 23
No big deal.
This is the major reason Wike was given FCT job, to replicate the abracadabra he did in Rivers, 2023.
EducationRe: FG Bars Graduation Ceremony For Pre-Pry 6, SS3 Pupils, Orders Reuse Of Textbooks by TwoPheus: 6:55pm On Jan 09
This is welcomed by us, but our government hardly enforce good policies that will benefit the masses.
PoliticsRe: “I Only Hate Christians Who Drink Beer” — Sheikh Gumi (throwback) by TwoPheus:
we understand you sir, you dislike harmless christians that take alchohol, but love dangerous terrorist muslims .
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole: My Account Was Hacked! Opay & Moniepoint Were Used (Video) by TwoPheus: 12:53pm On Dec 05, 2025
more dangerous are Loan apps, something must be done to save Nigerians from being unduly exploited on daily basis.
PoliticsRe: What You Need To Know About Donald Trump’s Possible Invasion Of Nigeria by TwoPheus: 6:04am On Nov 03, 2025
buckeyemedia:
You better go & apply for American visa, because no one is coming to the zoo to save u.

The same people selling arms to the bandits are coming to save u?

Really really sorry for the black man, Fela Kuti will be rolling in his tomb.

Chai, this country no get hope.
Just shut up if you don't know what to say.
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Uma Ukpai Is Dead by TwoPheus: 12:54pm On Oct 13, 2025
Rest In Peace gallant soldier of Christ.

You Conquered.!
Stay Well.
PoliticsRe: Onanuga Confirms Wale Edun’s Illness, Says Cardoso Will Take His Place... by TwoPheus: 12:49pm On Oct 13, 2025
Wishing him well.

It's time to compensate Reno with the slot.
Hahahaha!
PoliticsRe: President Bola Tinubu's Independence Day Broadcast To The Nation (Text & Video) by TwoPheus: 1:09pm On Oct 01, 2025
Empty speech as usual.
Very empty.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Morocco: 2024 WAFCON Finals (3 - 2) On 26th July 2025 by TwoPheus: 11:15pm On Jul 26, 2025
THANK YOU EL ROI

YOU HAVE DONE IT FOR US.

CONGRATULATIONS FALCONS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 13th April 2025 by TwoPheus: 4:13pm On Apr 13, 2025
CONGRATULATIONS TO US! .

YNWA!!!!!?
PoliticsRe: Yoruba, Igbo, Others Should Separate If Nigeria Isn’t Working – Sunday Igboho by TwoPheus: 3:58pm On Jan 09, 2025
THANK GOD SUNDAY IGBOHO IS NOT IGBO, SOME FUNNY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE BEEN CALLING FOR HIS HEAD.

Insults and name calling would have been raining torrentially, now that Igboho is one of them, there is unsual calmness.
PoliticsRe: Full Independence Day Speech Of President Tinubu by TwoPheus: 9:27am On Oct 01, 2024
Wasted my data and time again. Nothing to cheer about.
How does conferring honorary awards affect the majority of Nigerians on the streets.
Very empty and annoying speech.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Teach You A Lesson’, Wike Mocks Fubara Camp For ‘Seeking Refuge’ In APP by TwoPheus: 10:26am On Sep 29, 2024
The manner some people are supporting impunity of the present political class is very worrisome. Wike is now mr fix it and people are foolishly hailing him.
Look at the charade that happened in Edo state in the name of election under a democratic setting!
Wike is bolding bragging of unseating Fubara and other governors not loyal to their tyranic, wicked government.
I really pity most Nigerians. Let's watch and see where this abracadabra is taking us to.
PoliticsRe: Winners And Losers Of Edo 2024 Governorship Elections by TwoPheus:
Frankly speaking, this is far from being an election under a democracy. We're setting a very ugly, repulsive precedent.

The wishes of the people through the ballot are not reflected on the result sheet. This charade must stop. This is imposition and must be condemned.

Inec being complicit in this abracadabra is the most annoying. A very biased umpire.
I wouldn't have bothered if Okpewholo had won in a free and fair election.
We are retrogressing! This is not the way out.
This is a coup against the wishes of the people. What actually was Akpabio's business in this election, a senate president!

I weep for Nigeria.
HealthRe: Four Drugs Abused By Nigerians That Kill Silently by TwoPheus: 6:00am On Sep 21, 2024
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hasn’t Delivered Anything In Renewed Hope Agenda – Salihu Lukman by TwoPheus: 9:38am On Sep 12, 2024
Bobloco:
https://dailytrust.com/tinubu-hasnt-delivered-anything-in-renewed-hope-agenda-apc-ex-vice-chair/
The North shouldn't complain at all.
They played padi padi politics and put him there, in order to spite Obi who they knew was a far better option.
Las las, everyone dey chop grass.
Even Buhari knew Tinubu has absolutely nothing to offer. He never wanted him.
Sowore could hv done better than this clueless senile octogenarian!
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Is Nigeria’s Donald Trump – Tinubu's Aide, Temitope Ajayi by TwoPheus: 2:00pm On Sep 11, 2024
ogododo:
https://punchng.com/peter-obi-is-nigerias-donald-trump-presidency/
And Tinubu, a chronic debate dodger is Harris abi?
Clown!
PoliticsRe: Shettima, Atiku, Peter Obi On Condolence Visit To Yar’Adua's Family (Video) by TwoPheus: 8:26pm On Sep 04, 2024
Makunahatata:
no b every father comd frm the gutter like your own... find your attention go front
Obi can't even employ your father as his gateman. Your boss in Aso rock is making life difficult for you, I understand. His mates elsewhere would have shamefully resigned.

Keep insulting one who is billion times greater than you. Goat.
PoliticsRe: Shettima, Atiku, Peter Obi On Condolence Visit To Yar’Adua's Family (Video) by TwoPheus: 8:08pm On Sep 04, 2024
Makunahatata:
Bitter Obi looking like mumu, see him peeping like the class clown 🤡, no wonder he graduated with third class😹...
Nothing is presidential about the man , abeg 🤮
don't allow bitterness and envy to kill you. Is there anyone in your entire generation like Obi? Who is your father?

Better take your frustration to the clueless idiot in Aso rock who has reduced your feeding formula to 0-1-0.

2027 is around the corner, come out and contest as Obi did, stop being a useless coward. Better still, urge your nameless father to contest, let's weigh his strength, rubbish!
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of President Bola Tinubu And President Xi In China by TwoPheus: 8:05am On Sep 04, 2024
Laple0541:
This man is really trying. Though he got the presidency at a time things had really gone bad in the economy but I’m sure he is treading a path that can take Nigeria to glory.

God bless Nigeria
You're really funny, honestly.
FashionRe: Chidimma Adetshina Crowned Miss Universe Nigeria 2024 by TwoPheus: 10:57pm On Aug 31, 2024
lailo:
Rigged undecided
This shawa Ghana Biafra girl huh
Tuetue.....spit
goat better pass you, I swear!
You're spitting out good things coming your way.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: Overfed Father Of Starving Children By Farooq A. Kperogi by TwoPheus: 8:34pm On Aug 24, 2024
They bragged that he built Lagos.
Clowns!
No brain left to build Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Shops Being Looted In UK As Protest Spreads by TwoPheus: 11:04pm On Aug 04, 2024
must you guys foolishly mention Obidients or Ibos in ur meaningless posts?
Did you see any Ibo man in the video?
We have a dummy as a president, simple. Let him replicate the wonders he did in Lagos naa. The WORST president ever.
PoliticsRe: Full Text Of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's Nationwide Broadcast by TwoPheus: 8:26am On Aug 04, 2024
Very empty speech as expected.
Do we really have a leader with a human heart or a demon.
PoliticsRe: NNPP NEC Affirms Kwankwaso's Expulsion, Announces Dissolution Of NWC by TwoPheus: 7:57am On Jul 08, 2024
malware:
Obi should've been the VP to Atiku by now, but his ego and rush, thinking he's arrived, made he defect to LP, with no victory in the end. Kwankwaso's ambition was not to win the Presidential election, but the Kano State Governorship, which he did.
Why didn't you support Tinubu to be Kwankwaso's VP. Must it be Obi?
Atiku would have been a better option than Tinubu, but the zoning arrangement did not favor him. Obi did not make any mistake.
PoliticsRe: "Great Fall’ – Sowore Mocks Tinubu Over Eagles Square Slip by TwoPheus: 2:52pm On Jun 12, 2024
IgOga:
One reason Sowore may never be Nigeria president.

Why make jest of an elderly man tripping.

Sowore is not a good soul
Na you go dey decide who go be Nigerian president abi?
Silly goat!
FoodRe: Cheap Alternative To Garri? by TwoPheus: 6:41am On Jun 05, 2024
budaatum:
Have you tried sawdust? It's free from the sawmill or 50 Naira per garawa depending on the wood quality.

Alternatively, grow your own cassava and make your own gari.
What a silly joke!
EducationRe: Amara Ezenwoye Bags Masters Degree From UK University (Photos) by TwoPheus: 7:51pm On Jan 26, 2024
Congratulations dear! You tried.
Some persons won't see or say anything nice about the lady's achievement because she's not from their tribe. Too bad. When are we going to stop seeing things from the prism of religion, tribe etc. I even love the part that she graduated from NOUN which some denigrate.
Some of us who mock her here have wives, sisters, girl friends etc who CANNOT achieve such a noble feat. We prefer lavishing/wasting congratulations on criminals, useless politicians, kidnappers, yahoo-yahoo, hook-ups etc.
We need more of what this lady has achieved. I commend her tenacity/resilience.
Congratulations once more.
PoliticsRe: US Secretary Of State, Blinken, Arrives Nigeria, Visits Aso Villa by TwoPheus: 8:03pm On Jan 23, 2024
COVR:
Where Chimanda letter? I thought US government use to listen to her. She messed herself up with tribal bigotry.
But she's still globally recognized and respected than you.
CrimeRe: 26-Year-Old Woman Kills Married Lover In Rivers State (Pics) by TwoPheus: 10:55pm On Jan 20, 2024
cool
Jennyclay:
She was only trying to defend herself from the hand of that rapist and woman beater! undecided

In his next life he won’t rape or raise his filthy hands on a woman.

I just hope the court understands because she was only trying to defend herself. The man made the first attempt, he brought out the walking cane to use on her for denying him sex.

Serial Rapist!!
Were you there?
HealthRe: Video Showing Nigerian Caregivers Abusing 89-Year-Old Granny Lands Them In Jail by TwoPheus: 7:13am On Jan 19, 2024
This is almost the same way some medical practitioners, mostly nurses handle patients in Nigerian hospitals, without any compassion as if they are forced into the job..... nonsense!

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