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Umennajiego: Now that you have used all the Ebola fund to order hilux and hiace.

THE STUPID MINISTER IS ABOUT TO SPEND THE MONEY ON CARS , DRUGS (HE BETTER BE BUYING Z-MAPP VACCINES) AND OTHER THINGS ( GOLD I PHONE 6, HOTEL BILLS AND CRIBS FOR GIRLFRIENDS)... HE WENT FURTHER TO ANNOUNCE THAT NIGERIA HAVE CONTAINED EBOLA.. THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN IN A COUNTRY LIKE NIGERIA. IN A SANE SOCIETY, THIS FUND WOULD HAVE BEEN EFFICIENTLY UTILIZED TO SET UP CONTAINMENT AND RESEARCH FACILITIES IN ALL THE STATES .. PROCURE EQUIPMENTS AND MATERIALS NEEDED IN FIGHTING AND CONTAINING THIS SCOURGE.

@ Tai2: brov, I ve been living it up, My valentine day stunt has really borne fruit, Neva will this bro b taken for granted by any woman,
So pissed that most ppl b bickering over this issue,

Get a life gay.ggot,
If I avoid 13 girls, which girl will I date, Don't show ur face here again stick to your soap or jelly, Wan.k.sta

@ michellin, all girls are wired the same way when it comes to emotions, unless its a cold calculating wh.or.e whose prime target is your wallet.
But a sweetheart like you, I don't think so,

Professor Tai2 - dean school of hard knocks
Professor na2day - HOD school of hard knocks
I am just a freakin alumni
I think the content of this thread should be compiled in one ebook and sent to all dudes .
Its should be called the hard knocks bible,
The table has turned in my r/ship,

Tai2 ma man, I was going through the forum and I stumbled across a bunch of sissies who were whining and sharing their experience, crying over women,
Check out this link

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-395416.0.html

@ na2day: dude u feel me ,
Look at marriages where the man has lost it, the kids end up not respecting the him, God help him if he doesn't have artificial control,
I can Imagine how she felt , this morning when her colleagues @ d office would be recounting their valentine experience, I Imagine wat she told them, Based on my record as a performer in the past, making her birthday day remarkable, I bet they were expecting a romantic story, A shocking story is better than no story at all,

To all critics of this post especially , Her royal madness, Madlady, I don't know wat u guys are criticising the wisdom of Tai2 who drank from the well of adam ,
My phone has not stopped ringing and my mailbox is full of messages.
Every guy should never loose his grip in any relationship, let  them know who wears the pants, the last time I checked  pants are still men's clothing,  

I think she should because I really broke it down for . Clearly stating my reasons for leaving her, I told her of my plans to marry her , but can't go on because I don't want a wife that will send me to an early grave,
This is the first time I am ending a relationship like this and it was bitter sweet. But what the hell, I think its for the best,
I even discharged my 'package' for today,
I just hope dudes ll stand up to their place, Put your feet down and be a man

Thanks bro, At a point I felt sorry for her, U know , Life is funny, I even felt that what I was doing to her was bad, but I had to shake those thots outta my head,
For what its worth, She ll learn her lesson and its gonna turn her into one cold b*tch,
I pity her next boyfriend,

It was a long day for me, but I enjoyed it all the way. I called her this morning to wish her happy valentine, Telling how much I loved her, I told to spare the whole day for me. Start in the morning So we cld start early ( u know cos of damned mondays), told her to meet me @ cubes @ d galleria, U know the works,, movie, beach then swe bar, U can Imagine how expectant she was,
I showed up late,
She was already anxious.
I Showed up with nothing, No gifts,
She was kinda suprised, She believed I wanted to suprise with something special,
And honestly I did,
When I told her that I was sick to my stomach and was done with her criticism and impatience . I made her realize that all I did for her was not that I was weak or something but I changed for her , Because I loved her and really wanted a future with her, But she took everything for granted . I reminded her of when she feared me, There was a time she complained that I was cold and had no feelings for her, I opened up my heart to really and truly love her , and love her, I did but she trampled on everything,
As I told her that I was ending the relationship she cried like a maniac , telling me how sorry she was, But it made no difference, I wished her well in her future transactions,
As I left I dropped a cd I burnt last night, just for her
John legends, Used to love you
I hope she listens to it tonight,
I left her crying,
I just left , took a walk on bar beach to clear my head, before heading to a friends place to enjoy udeme, As my glass kissed the sky , it opens a chapter in my life,
She has been calling, but I ain't picking,

SeXyBoNE:
GBAM!

Last year we heard' 4 years don waka we still dey carry go , ' u know the rest,
next year expect the remix,
' six years don kpafuka, bla , bla, bla'.

ITS D-DAY, THE DEED'S BEEN DONE AND HIROSHIMA IS UP IN SMOKE, WISH IT WAS A SATURDAY, I LL HAVE CLUBBED ALL NIGHT, BUT GOTTA GO TO WORK,
HOW I HATE MONDAYS,
TAI2 U D MAN,

Thanks bro,
I already feel good already,
Since I made up my mind last week to discharge her , I am happy and have never felt better, Like my real self,
I wanted to blank her all through the val period but felt it won't have the effect I want. So tommorow will be the beginning of many good days.

I will keep you guys posted on everything,

@ madlady
What your problem?
Don't make me believe that this post is an 'instructional manual on how to put madlady in check' .

I like the recent 'star connects' campaign, Where a young dude on visiting a friend and not meeting him. Decides to hang out at a bar, He coincidentally order for a star with another guy and the rest was history, I really like the way the guy blended with other star drinkers,
I can really connect with that,
It happens from alcohol to dope,
They always connect.

Tai2, its quite comforting when one embarks on the road to enlightenment, With this knowledge, you feel good in a relationship. When you have your heart buried in a relationship, you become vulnerable to manipulation. You become soft, and that really suc.ks,
The author of the article, presented all Tai2 stated in his post in a very subtle way , in order to appeal to feminists out there who might scream blue mu.rder, If she read Tai2's post,

@ legendprac: nice one my broda, they apprec8 you the more when they realise that your life will not stop if they walk out d door. Never truly tell a woman, that you can't live without her,

Meanwhile, As for my girl, I just called her and promised her a wonderful day tommorow with lots of presents, Lol

@ na2day: twayle my broda,

@Elowa: I am glad yu understand wat we men folk go thru,

A man has to be the man,

@ na2day: thanks bro, People should learn,

That's the problem, if adam had read through this thread , he would have put up his game face and told 'ee ve ee' to take her forked tongue and shove it somewhere.
at least the world would have remained a better place,

@ na2day: I completely agree with you on the mix, You have to give them something to work on. I hear how my married female colleagues brag about how they changed their husbands,

U know regarding this girl of mine, When we met, I was really a piece of work, I don't return her calls, Rarely had her time, in and was kinda mean (in a subtle kind of way) to her and she was there and I was never ready to commit, U know there comes a time in a man's life that you decide to straighten your life, And appreciate all around you, This bloke got to that point, I did all those things that I hardly did . Showered her with all those things that she always yearned for. now its a different story all together. I think I have learnt my lesson.

I ve actually started dusting up old flames who would happily spend val with me,

@ madlady : it ain't ma fault,

@ madlady: why is it that most of ye womenfolk, tend to take a man's love and affection for granted?

You know women are the most complicated beings on earth, They ask for one thing but they need the opposite, Have u guys ever paused to think why some ladies would stick to that dude who beats and molests her claiming to love him, While there's a luvvy duvvy wimp who she keeps around for emotional support who will do anything for her, But ironically she doesn't even care about him,
At first they ask for love care romance devotion, All the works . Once it gets too much, she walks all over you, Knowing that you love too much to hurt her,

When She misbehaves, She believes that just saying I am sorry will make everything ok, But when you offend her you go through a whole program to get things back on track,

A word of advice: never love a woman more than she loves you!!!!

Its an early route to your grave,

I chuckle when I remember , that I'm giving her the best gift of her life,

@ na2day: you are right about a woman earning your affection. There was a debate in my office two days ago about an issue similar to this. A lot of married women corroborated the theory that women need to be controlled. One of them was recounting how she is demanding of her husband , After much probing , I discovered that he was the extremely caring and doting type. So dude when you are told to count your teeth , don't use your fingers.

But as for her Vals day is d-day

@ poster, I agree with 199% because control is essential in any relationship. It is the person that is less emotionally committed to a relationship that controls the relationship. I am learning from my own experience. I am a rude boy who don't commit. I changed and decided to show my sensitive side because I wanted to truly love someone with my whole heart. At first everything was wonderful u know , but I regret it now, This chic is taking me for granted. I have made up my mind to withdraw from the skool of love rocks to the skool of hard knocks, I am breaking up with her on vals day and i'am going out with someone else, I have finally realised that ladies don't like nice guys, They all need the stimulation of being subjected to a form of restraint. Women , on realising that you are soft, would want to step over you, You help her out in the kitchen occasionally, one day ll come she ll direct u to cook dinner.
I'm sick of this bull.sh**.

One thing I find amusing is the fervour we use in commenting on the recent developments in our cesspit of a nation. How we r quick to smite the unpatriotic actions of our leaders. ALL THIS NOISE, ON THE INTERNET!!! We come to forums and display our disgust, exercise our intellectual prowess and sometimes battle each other with differing opinions. What impact does it generate? To inform the world that's laughing at us of the effect of ethno-religious bias on the fabric of our existence, It goes to show that our irritating COMPLACENT nature has brought us to this present busstop. We have constantly refused to take our future into our hands. Other smaller nations have been known to remove governments. The average nigerian does not know his rights. A nation of over 150 million held hostage by a cabal of less than 0.001 percent of its population! Until we wake up to the power we have as a people, we ll remain in this downward elevator. Lemme illustrate something, assuming the congregations overseen by just three churches: REDEEMED .C.C.G, WINNERS, AND CHOSEN, are FULLY mobilized on a peaceful demonstration led by political and opinion leaders against these people, IMAGINE the number that will be mobilized. This will surely awaken a consciousness needed to change things.
If I may ask where has the nlc, tuc , nans, and other unions been since this drama started?

Think about people, We ve been taken for a ride too long. Its time we STOP CHATTERING ONLINE AND DO SOMETHING MEANINGFUL.