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I eat very fast, just like a speed of light I don down 3 bowls of fufu.

Khalesie:
ose Drug dealer did u sell it to dem? ow u take kno

Like you don't see them on their music videos or you're numb on the same drug, therefore dumb

MediMedi:
I toast her, she has not given me reply yet but the way I'm seeing her she's into me.

Today, before I could open mouth to Hail her this afternoon she had already cut in and called me 'sir'
To me one day, I will Bleep her

Who still woos a lady in this present time, just try get her contact WhatsApp, call, telegram or anything , then you act her bf, show her a Lil care then start dishing orders to her .

She will open her fat thighs to you on her first visit

School of Hard Knocks.

StagethemTVee:
Rudeboy, try use this same smile to make peace within your family

So I should call you the peace maker

poor man trademark.

who dey beat who

Check Wizkid throwback too. You will see how plump and healthy he looks,same with burner boy ,but now drugs has made them look shabby. If they were to be poor, wahala for too much.

Zico5:
These guys can't do anything without marijuana. And these are some people role model.

And that didn't stop their greatness.

hmmm

super chickens. you guys should don't worry Christmas is around the corner we go still chop all of Una.

Sundrus:
Bcuz na wetin many girls don experience for 9ja. Most 9ja guys too dey mumu when e comes to sex. Them dey always behave as if their lives depend on the towtow. No self control, no self respect, no integrity, no principle, no nothing....just zombies with everlasting erections.

Why you just daga me and a lot of Naija guys like this??
Oga, but make we leave long talk wetin Oluwa create put for t0t0 eh ,no be here!!

moneyshop:
No mind Dem. When I broke women dey flock around me. They don't care about my dressing and one room face me I slap you.

Till today, women dey leave rich guys dey follow fine boys. If you doubt me go do plastic surgery make you fine, then come back to testify

I can relate when a guy is good looking , he finds favor from different women,he hardly spend his money on girls else he wants to,even the girls in their rich guys cars would still be staring (flirting) any time they sees an handsome guy trekking on his own jeje ,even for bar another person babe go just dey look you anyhow. I enjoy the attention though.

LoladeOmolomo:
A beautiful Heart and an intelligent mind over a "Good-looking Face" any day, anytime. Looks do not Faze me.


Grow up or allow experience the Wicked Teacher to Teach you.

I gat all you wanted and still gat the looks. you see ! I'm your god.

I didn't read before i rushed to comment but I trust my Laycon that his answer to the dumb girl will be brilliant..

now lemme go and read what Laycon said to her.

DarkJeddi:
You think?
Trump wants to educate a group who has been monitoring Elections for 50 Years,how the electoral college works?

We all know they are outdated with the wave of amendments gone down the lane.

kraftysprouts:
OGA SIRE STOP TWISTING the event of things.
Protest never deviated instead people were calling for an END since SARS has been disbanded AGAIN.

Then Protesters where SHOT at on the 20th evening and the following morning violence erupted for the next 3 days then PALLIATIVES discovered.

I just logged in to let you know.
Good morning

okay, thanks for the information.

greatseed:
Unfortunately you might be seen as a hoodlum & may be shot at. The true purpose was defeated & now Govt has more power to react.

The notion was that it was armed robbers, yahoo Boys & their sponsors that ignited the protest.

See Dilemma

The next one will shock them to the marrows . The youths began to deviate from the purpose it started the protest when they felt they are being heard by the government,and with the discovering and breaking in to carry away palliatives the govt sent in their thugs then the protest seems violence and was obstructed ,which most people was thinking the protest stopped for its own cause.

Jokers.
more like rats calling a lion to battle field.

Rather we say Trump invited them over,sat them down and to educate them how electoral college works in the USA..

Youths let's braze up for the second protest.

These old men don too dance on top our head.

atonement12:
You don't have "joy", yet. Your folly gives you a temporary "happiness".

stop being a mischievous person

Descendants of Oduduw....

atonement12:
Repent quickly or you won't be laughing soon.

And you think anything can take my joy.

lindareep:
Hello Mr man, please take time

Just the time your beard oil takes to work.

lindareep:
You went to rub church and want God to spare you...??

Olorun Ku suru o!

Shut up. Holier than holy

they must have prayed and asked God for forgiveness in the church before stealing away everything. My God is slow to anger though.!

I'm happy the pastors holy books weren't stolen

I laughed the last!

RedScorpion:
Na 6000 years he go suffer

lol.. you're truly a red scorpion.

RedScorpion:
Na 6000 years he go suffer

lol.. you're really a red scorpion.

SatisfyOG:
This is becoming irritating, for crying out loud.

When I go visiting a family or old neighbours. They'll be asking questions like:

Why are you not married yet?

You are getting old oo!

Time is going, do fast!

And many other words like these...

I mean, will they be there to feed my family when I'm into the marriage? I don't know why Africa is so obsessed with marriage of a thing.

For crying out loud, I'll be just 29.

The numbers of married men disturbing me for financial assistance daily ehn. That's a turn off to get married soon.

Your opinion please.

"The numbers of married men disturbing me for financial assistance daily ehn. That's a turn off to get married soon."

that statement alone up there killed me with laughter.