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Thank God it Went Gr8

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My traditional marriage comes up this saturday bein the 28th of febuary,everytin is set both the outfits for my wife nd i,DJ's,Refreshmens nd all dat money swallowing stuff.
But i av a lil prob,i cant dance.. My wife nd i are still very young but wen i told her abt my nt knowing hw 2 dance,she jux laughed @ me and said she'll teach me but we avnt really had time for dat and d day is fast approachin,she seems pretty confident abt her dance steps dat day...... Am i screwd or wat?

am nt gon pretend like i dnt knw its gon b lyk dis.... it is well sha

Its been a week now and stil i cant seem to acept wat happend to me,this is somfin i cud neva hav imagined.
ok,ive bin dating dis onyinye gal 4 like 4months now and shes everytin i can eva ask 4 in a woman,shes pretty,smart,intelligent and most of all shez got big boobs( which i love)..and a gr8 english acent.
like i said b4,we've dated for 4months and its been gr8,we go out on a date every weeknd to have fun and she undastnds that am nt dat financialy boyant,so sometimes she does handle the bills,tru out dis relationship i felt like a million bucks and always hppy takin 2 her.... nd yeah d sex was fantastic.
so last week a fwnda mine who traveld 2 cameroon came bak and has been askin me to cum ova 2 his house 4 ma own goodies buh due to d nature of ma work i always endup givin him excuses.... till on sunday i called ma babe nd asked her 2 cum spend d sunday wif me which i knw always gets her excited buh 2 ma suprise she said dat sumtin came up nd dat she had to travel 2 d village,i said ok nd hanged up.
feeling bored and frustratd @ home i decided 2 visit ma cameroon buddy whos been askin me 2 cum ova 4 ma own goodies,though i visited him unannounced ,he was very happy 2 see me and offered me chilled beer which i was enjoyin wen i started hearin him talkin 2 sumbdy.. i called him and asked who dat was,he said oh dats jux ma bbe..she visited me nd is takin her bath,i laughed nd called him "baddoo" so diaz a gal in dis house nd i dint knw. nawaoo.
Buh i was very shoked wen d said gal fwnd came out 4rm d bathroom,i almost fainted.. behold it was ma big boobed gal fwnd "onyinyechi".... she was putin on a sexy gown which she has neva worn 2 ma house befor and dat simply means shes visitin a special boyfwnd ba? anyways i imidiatly stoodup and called ha name, she felt like disaperin into tin air on seein me... ma fwnd jux sat there lookin @ d both of us ,i had no option but 2 take ma keys nd leave.
she has been calling ma phone since then buh ive nat picked up,even ma fwnd has been callin too...for a week now ive been on ghost mood.

Bosun13:
Z10 sold yesterday evening now remain z3 interested call me 08087070062

As I no come dey lagos now nko?

Bosun13:
I av both z10 and z3 for sale, both r very clean and running latest OS
UK used z10 is 29k for market
Uk used z3 is also 29k but
I can give z10 for 26k
And giving z3 27k last
Called me on 08087070062

Where do you stay?

Cool... Am gona go look for this phone tomorow

Bosun13:
Z10 is vry gud but does not have long life battery vry fluid no hanging no lagging but instead u can go for z3

Thanx... Can I get z3 for thesame budget? And what's the differnce?

Ok am planning on purchasing a new phone tomorrow morning which is monday because am planning on giving my wife to be the bold 5 I've been using for 3months now, I wana go for blackberry z10 with the budget of 30k.
I've never used a version 10 blackberry before, so I don't know if giving it a shot is gona be a mistake.... Please guys, should I go for it or is there a better phone out there? Clocks ticking fellas , the money train leaves 2mao

I kinda believe skin bleaching is for gals , so when I run into guys that do it am like "what?!" You know, the whole dark knuckles,black feet and sweaty body.
Am I the only one who notice things like this? Is it ok when they do it? I mean reglardless of the health dangers

kaycii1:
dont generalize igbo.... include ur family alone
im igbo and i havnt hear anything of such.
i kno one or two pple who sold their land to start up a biz and now dey are doin very well
i dont think u are igbo in d first place, by spelling it IBO

Nee onu mechie

A guy I know very well is planning on starting up a new business but does not Have enough capital to carryout this. Business plan, so he's planning on Selling a piece of land he inherited from his late dad and invest the money on his New business project.
Now a lot of people are now telling him that the money gotten from selling a land cannot be used to startup a business, because we ibo's believe that it can only make the business diminish. So I've been wondering if this is really true and if it is, what can be done ?

Eeeeh and some1 was saying sometin about baby pampers for free... Am getting married before the year runs out , just a headsup #lol

einsteino:
hmm congrats. it isn't easy but with time things would straighten out. just make sure you do family planning so you would not have to care for more kids than you can afford to. by the way have you confirmed that she is actually pregnant? also make sure you confirm the paternity of the child when she puts to birth, seriously you never can be too sure. I speak from experience

I hope things straighten out sha, and yeah am sure she's pregnant because her stomach is getting noticeable as for the paternity test, that's for sure. Though I trust her

Looks like am getting married aftrall... #feeling_defeted

herald9:
No matter what...They'll still need us someday

Need us asin??

eminentme:
I was once a nice guy but my babe then,toyed with my emotion so I resorted to being a die hard heart-breaker but na now dem dey die follw me. but why our Nigerian girlz no like respect?

Hmmm.... Really??

I know some of you would doubt what am about to post but its true and ladies don't admit it, I've noticed in so many occassions where a guy would be so nice to a girl; like agreeing to whatever she says, never get angry at her no matter what,and other stuffs .
So girls now see guys like this as weaklings,someone who doesn't know what he wants,someone who can't stand and let his opinion count.This makes it totally impossible for nice guys to be in a relationship.
What am trying to say is that most girls prefer jerks to nice guys. Bring in your thoughts on this fellaz

I've created a topic like this before, its fun seeing a similar one, oh and I have no fears.
www.nairaland.com/2017121/first-wrong-impressions-good-looking

edogho:
only when it's like I'm facing a gun o.

I'll gladly face that gun everyday 4 daht kinda money mehn

frisby:
It's simple,
It is man-made.
Businesses these days are doing everything possible to sell their services n goods.
Social n mass media are doing everything to pass the msg of "spend-to-show-your-status" to everyone.
Young ppl are the most affected because older ones like us have known from own experiences that there's sooo much more to life than luxury and pleasure.

The younger minds are easily influenced.

Exactly

So this has to do with the character of most young people today,saving money is really one hell of a task for them because they believe somewhere in their heads that their savings should have a limit and most of this young people don't even realise they do such things.
For example, you see a hard working young boy and obviously he's making alittle change from the work he's doing but you'll be suprise to realise that he only invests the money in irrelevant things like mobile phones,tablets,cloths and so on, but saving the money to migrate to a better business is kind of not on his dictionary.
Now am wondering if this kinda attitude is normal or man made , just curious... Drop your opinions

Another conversation btwn ma mum nd i ...
me: you know you haven't said anytin 2 me about wat I told you earlia
Mum: what do you want me 2 say? , if you are sure that you are the one responsible for her pregnancy and that she's not just tryin 2 play wit ur head, we hav no oda option than 2 pay her bride price so that we can have d child
Me: what?! I don't wana marry that gal please o
Mum: you have a beta idea?? If you abort that child,you are not only taking a life ,you are ruining ur future aswell... do yu tink I should tell your uncle yet?
Me : oh ma God, no dnt tell anybdy anything yet (stands up and leaves)
So it seems am gona be gettin married afterall.... I haven't told the babymama about dis yet , but ill tell her 2Mao when she comes 2 my shop.
But am still very young that's y all this z seriously disturbing me , c'mon am jux 23

#handshaking_seriously , ok guys I jux told my mum about it ,here's how the conversion went
Me: mum, I hav sumtin 2 tell you please
Mum: what is it dear
me: mum hephzy is pregnant, I really don't know what to do
Mum: (showing no sign of alarm) really?? And you are responsible for it?
Me : (nods in agreement)
Mum: is that why you look troubled? Did you see the pregnancy results yourself?
Me: yes and told her to abort it
Mum: you must be very stupid,(signs) stands up and leaves
Am so confused, I don't even know what's on her mind now .... Can she be possibly tinkin of marriage?? Cos I can't marry that gal o
Will let you guys know what happens next , as for now am feelin cold all of a sudden

its almost a year I opened this thread, and dia hasn't bin a solution... Hmmm, kinda sucks

adepiero:
OP! you deserve a medal for this

I am a victim of this "THEORY" and its very difficult trying to explain to a girl you are not what she thinks.

Except for the sex part sha, that one is easier than 1+1

Gettin laid covers 80percent reason young guys wana date, so y wud sum1 seek a gal fwnd wen he's gettin sum action? #thinkingoutloud

Neldrizzy:
Fine boy ---empty head, Red bank account

A guy wit a red bank acct and is seeking 4 a babe deserves to be shot .. Money first then bit*ches , sorry I drifted buh I jux wntd 2 clear that impression.

mesoade:
last time i checked,ladies prefer lies to truth

Lolz , that's right.

missberrypop5:
lol, the agony of handsome men, that should be the topic of this post.

Oh, really? But most of these guy do cause it, you know?

Really?? Tell us how please, seems like a headsup 4 the goodlooking guys z abt 2 roll in.

Hahahahahahaha, I have dis fwnda mine whose so handsome dat you'll tink he's a model ,so today we wia gisting about dis same topic and he shocked me wit d fact dat he lost his virginity at d age of " 22" due to his intimidating looks. C'mon ladies,dis z gettin too much for em good looking dudes o . Stop assuming ooo... Lolz