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@op... am a very good looking guy, tall and intellignt but gettin a gal has never been ma problm @all.. expecially wen I was in schl, Damn! I miss those days. well I jux tink yu shud work on ur wooin skills, mayb yu dunno aw 2get a girl 2 b intrstd in you, though yu sound intellignt and good wif english buh I still bliv diaz alota diffrnce btwn wot yu can write down nd wot yu can act up.
being handsum rocks bro.

sumbori shoe bera menson me tew cos I like feeling imprtant oo abi I no try ni? :-)

this thread is officially closed!! No one is more handsum dan me!!!! hohohohohoahahaha #lookin_for_trouble #lolz

Am nat a lady, buh seein all em beautiful faces... I gat 2 upload #lol

PunkyOh:
I wanted to know if you made her call you her papa lol.

Btw, don't be a cheat as well as a liar...you know I didn't send you no damn pm. What would I be discussing privately with a married somebody, one that cheats no less? You need "chisos"

i dint do it and am nt a liar.


yu sound pissed, ar we still on dsame topic??



Or do yu nid ma numb?


Jux say t

MizTyna:
OP,you clearly stated your marital status and then talks about yanshing another woman,on a public forum with your picture on your profile and you can ask what is wrong with me and @PunkyOh? I dont know you but i'm ashamed on behalf of those who do. Anybody could see this topic,i dont care if you were only joking or whatever but marriages have ended for way less. I dont even know what to say to you. It is that bad. Cheers!

cheers

PunkyOh:
So, did you make her tap out?

Wooh, wooh, wooh, boo. Cry us a river. You're the one on the hot seat here, not us. Good question btw & unfortunately, its directed at the wrong parties. You should rather be directing it at yourself. What's wrong with YOU indeed. SMH.

did yu send me a pm? Wao!

PunkyOh:
Lol, I wonder if he made her tap out. I'm lazy to read the thread right now for updates on the situation.

forgot how to double quote... What d hell z wrng wif d two of yu? I mean punkyoh and miztyna

Tolzeal:
Marriage at 24, This is more or less like jail to me, The bachelorhood is ruined already.. i beg go yansh jare, knowing so well same might be happening to your home..

gettin married z pretty much öne of d tinz i need at dis age...ma previous life style wasnt so cool cos i wud fvck anytang in skirt (ashamed).
Getting married made me 2 tink twice b4 making dis kinda mistake and moreover, am ready. Financialy nd odawise

ITbomb:
@op, how far 30 minutes don pass since Any pics or video for us to download?

thats funny.

PunkyOh:
Lol! The more, the merrier. Come, come, come...

Don't know, maybe he expected a howl of approval or a "woof woof" from fellow cheaters. Not today! Wishbone in da heeza! Kwaaaaa.

I hope he's just making up this story though. Otherwise, my heart breaks for the woman that prides such scum as her husband. Poor woman

scum? Really??

SarahBabyxx:
Can I join you? ......he might be stuck already tho from the look of things...can't you see he hasn't replied any of us

reading u guys comment seemd lyk a much beta option

As most of you already knw dat am a married guy, got married january dis yr and am 24 yrs old, i love my wife very much cos shez the only woman ive been wit that doznt love me because am cute,buh because she knwz i have a good hrt,ok straight 2 why am here.
Since i got married, ive been getting alot of female attention more dan when i was single..if any of yu read ma previous thread,its similar 2 dis one...just 2day, i decided 2 open ma shop (barbing salon) and as i was working, a lady i used 2 date came in and taped ma shoulder... I was really suprised 2 see her, she lookd totally difrnt...with bigger boöbs.
When i dischargd d customers i was working on, we talkd nd i askd her 2 folow me 2 a hotel near ma shop that am feeling the mood, she agreed and said she has to go drop sumfin at home dat shez cuming bak, she den plugd her phone to charge nd left....am expecting her 2 cum bak in 30mins, rite nw ma hrt z beating very fast and am scared....
I dunno whats wrong wit me....i tink am yet 2 overcum ma previous life style... I was a serious casanova.. Mehn!!

i can be of help buh d pro. Barber doz nt stay in lagos...he can cum ova if u guys offer acomodation

why wud yu crush ova a gal lyk dat?...abi yu no get mirror ni? Look at ur head like filling station nd her body like Wao!!
Dis boi sef

himkers:
You must tell your wife o!

Dats funny

stingbreed:
IF U TELL UR WIFE U ARE DEAD MEAT.....
SHE GO DO U BACK.. IF NOT NOW IT WILL BE LATER IN THE FUTURE..
IMAGINE A GUY WITH A BIGGER BULALA QUASHING UR WIFE.. .
I don talk my own

i always try nt 2 imagine dat

Hey fellaz, op here! Uuumm, actualy am nat 20 yrs old, hearing sum of yu say dat makes me feel weird...am 24

Am still very young cos am in my early 20s,so dat means i got married really early and it took place early dis year,around febuary....my wife z really pretty,intelligent,respectful (sometimes), and hardworking.
Now diaz dis gal,we av been frnds 4 quite sometime and she knws ma wife very well,though they dont talk 2 each oda dat much,she even came 2 ma traditnl marriage....i dnt tink i like d gal,buh am really sexually attracted 2 her...shez sexy wit d hips of a godess.
Ok long story short, she came 2 ma new shop yesterday 2 see hw i decorated it and also knw d place 4 d first tym buh wen she came she was wit her frnd and her frnd wantd 2 knw if i can reload the operating system of her dead blackberry bold 5, so i askd her 2 go nd bring it....she left,leaving her frnd nd i alone inside ma shop.
We talked 4 a lil while nd we startd playing nd i touched her boobs (mistakenly) buh she jux smile...one tin led to anoda nd b4 i knw it, she was givin me a Mouth Action,buh we dint have sex cos we r inside ma shop, her frnd came bak wit d fone....i reloaded d O.S and they left,buh i went nd fixed a date with her for us 2 meet privately at a hotel nd hav sex nd she agreed.
Now my senses r bak...nd am bodad, should i tell my wife abt dis developmnt?... Or did i make a mistake postin it on nairaland?

hbpeze:
Poster above he started by saving.not like you way like woman

hey i like woman o lol

Bossforeva:
Bro pls may i know how you were able to raise capital. Am finding it hard raising 250k to pursue a passion.

dats a funny and kinda intrestin qustn sha....well i av been doin this downloading work for 3 yrs nw...yu knw,downloading apps to phones,configuring phones,flashing em, selling original mem cards and so on.
Saving the money wasnt easy,all yu need is prayer and determination .

olamitunji007:
nice one bro...really love your working spirit. Bigger you I pray.

please can anyone give a clew of how much i can pay a barber to manage one for me...or are there better terms to that?

well employin a barber and hw much yu pay him depends on how well ur shop is located nd aw much yu make a week....so if yu make 20k a week,yu can ask d barber for 15k every week and if he makes more dan dat, then thats his business....all yu need is ur 15k every weekend

biznus:
Cool

Yah it iz... Buh I do combine downloading of music and apps wif ma laptop in dsame shop, so dat also counts

biznus:
Well done on your efforts. Like how much would be your daily income? A rough estimate

6 or 7k a day

feelings1:
I suggest you add clipper blade sharpening service with clipper blade sharpening machine to the business.

Sounds nice... Buh I tink am gona take it one step afta d oda, dnt wana go broke #lol

Mehn... I jux started working there 2day

A month or two months of learning d work z not much of a big deal, am a fast learner

No10:
If I get you correctly; you've paid for a shop,bought all the essentials needed to start up, all before you even learn the trade. Ok,Goodluck.

Lolz yes and thankx

I've been lookin for sumfin really lucrative to invest my money on and get steady income,so I decided to invest on a barbing salon
I payed for a shop that's in a very good site for 5k each month,which is 60k for a year and extra 20k for the agent...making it 80k
Ok now,funishing this shop z where d real work is... I've bought gadgets like "small Tiger generator for 15k, ceiling fan for 4k,wall mirror 7k ,leather chair (3 seater) 6k, original clipper 3k and so on...
Now this shop is ready to be managed but am yet 2 see whoz gona be working there,buh den again I thought to myself, why not hand over my current computer work 2 ma fwnd and do the barbing myself.
So currently am learning to be a barber at a frnd of mines shop nd believe me its really hard....Never knew diaz sumfin like "lines" at d back of pipos hair dat yu had 2 watch out for wen doin a low cut.
But am really trying sha, wish me success palz . Sori 4 d typin error o

I tot Romance section was supposed to b filled wif matured mindz?

I av dis friend of mine whoz really known as a womanizer,so recently he met dis weird chick online and dey got together wif dia chatz nd decided 2 meet each oda. Meanwhile dis ma frnd has been lying to the gal dat hez a Rev father,but he wants to mingle.. But d gal was like "alright dat doesn't matter" . So the day she came ova 2 ma fwndz place, they had sex and ma fwnd had jux two condoms with him,which he used but still was not satisfied,so he went raw with the gal and after they are done ma friend said to the gal that he has a confession, that hez not really a Rev father but to his suprise the gal hissed and said "I av a confession too, am HIV positive" since then the gal has not been pickin ma frndz calls and hez been crying to me. Nw dis ma friend has a galfriend dat he's dating for real and shez not aware of the recent development and for all I knw, am sure ma fwnd z gona have sex with his galfriend 4 sure, so ma question is... SHOULD I TELL HER? Cos I've been frndz wif his GF for quite sumtym nw