₦airaland Forum

lmao

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE WORDS FROM PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE OF ZIMBABWE. The most educated president in Africa. Read the speech....True Story: 1. Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres. 2. Racism Will never end as long we still wash first white clothes, then other colours later. 3. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolise bad luck and WHITE for peace! 4. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to the funerals. 5. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not White listed. 6. Even when playing the pool (snooker), you haven't won until you sink the black ball,and the white ball must remain on the table. BUT I don't CARE,SO LONG AS I'M STILL USING THE WHITE TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY BLACK ASS, I 'M STILL FINE! (Mugabe speech) LOL

The Adventures of the Private Lesson Teacher

EPISODE 1

Graduation had finally come and gone , I will
definitely miss my friends, my study mates, my
environment etc , a lot of thoughts were
running through my mind as I was packing and
arranging my
load. I begin to ask myself, “after national
service next year, what next?”.
Those were my thoughts a year ago. Fast
forward, a year later
I had tried to apply for jobs during my service
year but I couldn’t get a befitting job. My
friends who were born
with silver spoons had jobs waiting for them at
home,
“Which kind wahala be this?”, I picked my bag,
boarded a bus to Akure. When i got home, my
family and neighbours welcomed me, it was as
if a white man had come on a visit. People
were asking me questions, some greeted me,
some were asking for what I brought. As the
days rolled by, I began to search for a job to
do, I moved round the town to see if I could
get a job somewhere. One day while I was
walking on the 3rd street, I saw a woman
coming out of a mighty white duplex house.
She was pasted a notice on her gate as I was
passing by. I moved closer to see the what she
was pasting, and on it I saw ”. A home lesson
teacher wanted URGENTLY”. Chaiii, I ignored at
first and moved on. After walking about 8
steps. I stopped and thought.
***** why I go refuse this job na?, dem be
rich people ooo, so dem fit pay.*****, I
stopped thinking, went back to the house, and
knocked on the gate. The gateman ushered me
in. The gateman took me to the main entrance,
called out the woman and left,
ME: good afternoon maa
MADAM: good afternoon young man, how can I
help you?
ME: I saw you pasting a notice and I decided to
apply.
MADAM: you mean the home tutor job?
ME: Yes
MADAM: hope u passed your WAEC? And what
was your result?.
ME: *****smiled*****, yes maa I have.
MADAM: but I will prefer a graduate because
my first daughter wants to write JAMB (JOINT
ADMISSIONS AND MATRICULATIONS BOARD)
and post jamb( a Nigerian entrance
examination for tertiary students), so a
graduate will do better,
ME: *****i looked at myself and thought,
“chaiiii, small stature na bad thing oooo, see I
no look like graduate ?”***** smiled, I’m a
graduate maa.
MADAM: really?, oooohh, pls I am so sorry for
the embarrassment, so sorry please, u look
very young, please come
in please. she ushered me into the living room.
The interior of the room is a nice one, a
colourful design and nice set of furniture. I sat
on the chair and she sat down opposite me.
MADAM: I’m sorry once again
ME: its not a problem ma
MaDAM: which state are you from?
ME: Edo
MADAM: how old are you.
ME: ****felt embarrassed*** 23
MADAM: 23? Then what age did you graduate?
ME: 21 , Maa
MADAM: ***smiled*** u must be a genius, I
like that. So let’s get to business. My first
daughter janet is 19, she failed her last jamb
attempt, so she is writing another one, so u
will teach her physics, chemistry and math,
least I forget. What’s course did you read?
ME: chemistry, Maa
MaDAM: then you should be able to do well
then,
ME: ok ma, ***i looked at the photo on the
wall directly in front of me, it was that of a
very pretty young lady, she is fair and has a
big burst.
This must be janet,
********“chaiiiii, omo see boobbi****
MADAM: I also have a son, 12 in JSS 3, u will
be teaching him mathematics.
Me: ok ma.
MADAM: ********called someone by the
name “Sikira,” Sikira!!! , bring a bottle of coke
for me with a glass ******
A young girl appeared from the kitchen, her
dressing shows that she must be the house
maid. She is fair too but not like janet, she
must be in her early 20’s I guess, she has this
local inbuilt beauty, a nice dimple and an
average sized bosom. She served the coke and
when she turned around.
*******Chaiiiiiiii, omo see asssssssssss.**
******
Its that type like mercy johnson’s.
I sipped the coke and continue the discussion.
MADAM: that is my house maid, no tempt her
with your fine boy look oooooo,
ME: ok maa.
Madam: just kidding. So how much are you
charging me?
ME: *****thought for a while, viewed the look
of the house, the cars I saw outside*****
30,000 niara maa
MADAM: heeeeeeeee, why? I’m not employing
you to train her for cambridge. I will pay you
20,000 per month for the 2 children.
ME: ok maa
MADAM: let me give you a little rule. Don’t go
beyond academics with my daughter, I think
you understand what I
mean ?. If you do, I will send hired killers to
finish you
ME: ok maa,
*******so this woman is only
concerned about her daughter’s nyaash, what
about sikira?*****.
Excuse me maa, can I ask a question?
Madam: go ahead.
ME: please are the children around?! I want to
introduce myself to them
****in my mind, I want to see how janet
looks like in reality****.
MaDAM: janet’s gone to a friend’s birthday
party, gideon my son is sleeping inside. Maybe
when you start yours lesson, you will know
them
ME: thanks maa. One more thing please, I wish
to meet daddy too.
MADAM: laughs, daddy is not in nigeria,.
Me: ok maa, let me take my leave, I will start
on monday.
If u really enjoy reading this
comment and like, so I can send the episode 2 and 3. It's really a 9yz and interesting story.

Aiit you try sha but I think my room painting is more dope than this, mind you I did it myself... No hard feelings dude.

Lolx no need of Internet connection it's free, I just finish the game this morning the game is dope.

Na lie jare nothing happen

Old shiit :POld shiit

My God.. Rip

Abeg please which apps did you use to root your Infinix zero my own is proven very very sturborn to root I don try all rooting apps e no dey work even carry m go market mk them do for me still e no work... Abeg help ur brother

iamkingzlee:
Scam!!!!!!!!! See as she said it sef :/ 'can't you even subscribe for me'. Are you her father :/

no mind her bkos she see with dollars in my other pix she won Maga me.

Yes its a gurl

Well i met this gurl on we chat last night name withheld, we chat for a while to cut the long story short I base in kaduna and she is a lagosian while chatting all of a sudden she said can meet I was surprised lik it's not up to an hour met and you want to see me morova how possible your place to my place is about 12hrs trip I kept that to myself I told her ok wen will she b comin she said weekend I said ok she then ask me how much is the t. Fare to my place I told her no idea and with the help of this fuel issue I really don't know. After some seconds she then text me back that she just confirm from a friend that the t. Fare is 5 grand that we should share it since she's coming to see me that she has 2k an should send her 3k to complete the the rest for her, I told her ok that I will do that on Friday "for my mind I say this girl don catch Maga way she won Maga am abi she know no say naija boys don wise up"... This morning anoda drama happen she woke me up with a text complaining I can't even tell her good morning ok i apologize for that and she said she going away that her sub will expire in the next 5min I said ok good bye that wen she sub she will message me i said ok she den said can't I even sub for her i laff and I ask her whose been sub-in for her before she said herself I said ok do it again.... Please guys do you am harsh or it serves her right....

Abeg make una free this guy mak him do em music na, airforce 1 no fall my hand oooooo mak that 15th be 15th and mak the song #dope oooooo so that all this ppl way dey giv u hard tackle them go shame...

Fake bloody lie.... You see pason were em bro/sis grad gown mean say him don grad ba

Were the pixure dey

Lolx txt am na May be i mean just slightess maybe u fiit claim that money lolx lik dey say no harm in tryin but i gues ur 100 box will be @ ur own risk, part of the term n conditions....

Lolx can this be real

Lolx weitn you see

Ice prince na xtian??

#dope this one is betta

Guy you masef dey tear lie oooooo we know fuel scarce but 500# for 1ltr u don lie for dere

Hehehehe serious mata

Lolx funny guy see the way dey do the fone lik egg, if u no won use any of the option u just listed den wait mak nepa bring lite even though e go tak dem two month no charge wait for them ehhh..... As for me anythin goes as far e go mak my battery full i no care the source

No mind the kwagae fake shiit lolx....

I will go back and slap the manager for doin away such an expensive cv...

Sale am buy another one end of your agony