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Career / Re: Immigration Officer Suspended After Video Of Him "Begging" A Tourist Went Viral by tym92(m): 8:32am On Aug 10
jedisco:


Lol... na why dem dey target you. You dey smell foriegn foriegn.

Once had a stint where I had to observe folks coming thru and it's quite interesting how much about individuals you can pick up by just observing them.

Once they open the checked-in bag and see Nigerian food stuffs inside know this one na bad market. When they ask and one uses phrases like 'baba nothing dey ooo with' 'me wey just complete my ticket money' or 'all my cash don finish' sometimes I leave 50 and 100 naira notes visible in my wallet so once dem see am, they know say this one no dey gree.
This your comment just make me laugh grin

Bad niqqa
Career / Re: Immigration Officer Suspended After Video Of Him "Begging" A Tourist Went Viral by tym92(m): 8:29am On Aug 10
AleAirHub:

Oh wow, I used to tip those guys when I first started flying, but not anymore. One of them tried it with me a few days ago, and you should have seen the look I gave that crook.
I wish you safe trip as you continue to fly and I use this as a medium to pray for my first time to come through as well (amen)

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Health / Re: Hunger Affecting Breast Milk Quality, Quantity; Exclusive Breatfeeding Difficult by tym92(m): 9:53pm On Aug 09
O gbenu tan...
Celebrities / Re: 43% Nigerian Meghan Has Declared 'Nigeria Her Country' by tym92(m): 11:24am On May 14
Hope this will make Naira appreciate against Dollar...

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Travel / Re: How Airlines Are Trying To Edge Out Air Peace From Foreign Routes – Shehu Sani by tym92(m): 9:59pm On Apr 11
Awon werey
Crime / Re: Lagos Agency Seeks Help Finding Woman Smoking Shisha On Baby (pics) by tym92(m): 10:03pm On Mar 10
Baby don miss road...

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Family / High Cost Of Fuel, Food And Others by tym92(m): 9:10pm On Feb 21
I noticed nobody put on generator again to disturb the neighborhood.
He who do that now must be keyboard warrior.


How your area?

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija Chizzy Survives Ghastly Accident (Photos) by tym92(m): 9:56pm On Jan 08
post=127847069:


See More Good News @ www.naíjacover. com
Thank God it's good news from 9jacover this time...

Village people miss target

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Indian Navy Vigilant On Hijacked Ship With Indian Crew Near Somalia. by tym92(m): 12:51pm On Jan 05
princeade86:
Sorry to divert the topic. I want to ask about something pls. Is it true that police don't help someone collect debt. Because I took some that owed me close to half a million to police station, d case has been dragging for like 6 month now. So yesterday, when I got to station to vent my displeasure about how d case is handling, they boldly told me that I should be patience because is not police job to help someone collect debt, but they are just helping me. Pls police is the house, how true is this? And if is true, won't there be chaos in d land because many people will be taking law to their hands.
You've taken wrong step by going to police in the first place.
1) The money won't come as expected
2) They will collect the money and be giving you story
3) You won't sha get your money back as expected unless you have your person/blood at the used station..

Best way to resolve this kinda issue is to go to court direct, complain and they'll give you guidelines on how to do it... At the end court will ask the person to payback within a time frame, go to jail or have his/her properties sold in an auction way...
Car Talk / Re: Affordable Cars/regular And Premium Cars Lagos by tym92(m): 11:39pm On Jan 03
Weldone bro... I hope to patronize you very soon

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Family / Re: If You Are The Poorest Amongst Your Siblings Avoid Family Gatherings. by tym92(m): 11:38am On Jan 01
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Politics / Re: Insecurity: Govt Should Allow Nigerians To Buy AK-47 – Governor Radda by tym92(m): 11:00am On Oct 21, 2023
Shijawesss:
Head slamming mohammadian terrorists will just kill every one in North..

We can't trust Muslims with guns...

God bless Israel

God bless the good people of Southsouth and Southwest

I don laff tire with this "we can't trust Muslims with guns"
Travel / Re: JAPA Fever Among Nigerian Youths by tym92(m): 4:11pm On Sep 13, 2023
Heffalump:
I'll prefer to work in a country where I return my substantial earnings to keep a viable system working and at the same time, gives me comfort, security, and social wellbeing.

How many years do I have to live on earth that you want me to perish in a directionless shithole of a country.
You crack me bro...
grin

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Food / Re: Fisherman Caught A Manatee In Akassa, Brass, Bayelsa State (Photos) by tym92(m): 1:35pm On Sep 07, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: France Bans Muslim Students From Wearing Abaya Dress In State Schools by tym92(m): 11:46am On Aug 28, 2023
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Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 9:55pm On Aug 21, 2023
morikee:

KD North
I'm in KD South, Karji axis
Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 1:05pm On Aug 21, 2023
morikee:

Yes sir
Which side?
Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 9:48pm On Aug 20, 2023
morikee:
Na Kaduna right?
Are you in Kaduna ne?
Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 8:48pm On Aug 19, 2023
tonytony208:


This is not a backyard farm. This is a big farm
Another land is attached to mine which the owner also farmed but there's a red line at the back as demarcation, check well bro...

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Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 8:27pm On Aug 19, 2023
Joecap:
Nice one, I have a similar farm but only maize and beans
Good

grin
Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 8:26pm On Aug 19, 2023
OLOKOESHIN:
Well done
You must be from North Central Nigeria
I remember my service year in Kogi state
All the small small land for backyards nah for farming

I'm from Southwest but reside in Northwest (Kaduna)
Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 8:24pm On Aug 19, 2023
PAWG:
Backyard?

Yes ooo... You will see a red line as demarcation from my land and others that farm on theres too, as they are yet to build on it.

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Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 8:23pm On Aug 19, 2023
Godjone:
Very neat. Pls how do you access fertilizer @op
I make use of chicken shit from a poultry close to my house...

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Family / Re: Married Men With No/ Low Source Of Income, How Are You Coping? by tym92(m): 4:23pm On Aug 16, 2023
Ade1177:

I just broke up with my girlfriend

And adviced her to find a rich guy

She's already of marriageable age

I am not even half ready

A man can wait till whenever
A lady can't

Don't be wicked man

Let her go for a better man to marry

Marriage has zero advantage for a struggling man

Stay single and enjoy your life till you're financially free

These people will advice you otherwise and allow you learn the hard way
Thumbs up bro...
Now left for the lady to decide whether to stay or not... Ladies gat no joy if man isn't doing well at least %80 o
Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 12:55pm On Aug 16, 2023
Me trying to do some weeding in my backyard farm...

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Agriculture / Re: My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 12:43pm On Aug 16, 2023
Pic 1 potatoes ( later for flour )
Pic 2 maize ( later for tuwo, pap, etc )
Pic 3 soya beans ( later for soya milk, awara )
Pic 4 vegetables (enjoying my veg. already)

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Agriculture / My Little Backyard Farm by tym92(m): 12:37pm On Aug 16, 2023
This is to encourage those that also have little free space in there compound, to do something... It's not late yet, I think...as there's still some rain in the sky...

In the wake of expensive everything in the country immediately after subsidy removal, I quickly use sense farm small at my backyard.
Though, I felt reluctant doing the farming but was encouraged by a neighbor that also do same on his piece of land.

What are the things I planted in my backyard?
Maize
Potatoes
Soya beans
Vegetables
Banana

Hopefully, I will get small things to harvest at the end and reduce my expenses for few weeks...


What do you think about this?

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Family / Re: Married Men With No/ Low Source Of Income, How Are You Coping? by tym92(m): 12:22pm On Aug 16, 2023
Unmarried fellows gat to think well before delving into the matter now oo...

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Family / Re: Married Men With No/ Low Source Of Income, How Are You Coping? by tym92(m): 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2023
Unmarried fellows gat to think well before delving into the matter now oo...

We are on shege pro-max now oo...

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NYSC / Re: How Is Life In Kaduna? by tym92(m): 10:38pm On Aug 14, 2023
complexstuffs:



Yet the Muslim dominated areas are the safest because crime is lowest in those regions
You know nothing about Kaduna
NYSC / Re: How Is Life In Kaduna? by tym92(m): 10:35pm On Aug 14, 2023
saintbillion:
Good day my fellow nairalanders, woke up this morning and I heard the printing of NYSC call up letter is on going. I rush to the site, key in my login details, and click on call up letter. Boom what I saw silent my joy.
Na Kaduna them post me. I dey fear north. Pls any suggestions?
Don't mind all those saying trash about Kaduna... They know nothing about KD but news they heard or read... See, I'm a Yoruba man in Kaduna town with my family and mind you, Kaduna is safer than most eastern and western state at the moment...
Travel / Re: Sey Me Self No Go Japaaa Like This by tym92(m): 11:10pm On Aug 05, 2023
Dey play... So'ti gbo, dey play...

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