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Some people will just look for trouble that will overwhelm them.

Hmmm. This case get as e be.

STENON: owkay o.......No problem..........

okay na, let's go there

Are you in Lagos?

STENON: Alright.......

Case closed !

Court....!!!

so Stenon, wassup As I get all the qualities finish, make we run package na. Or how u see am.

LaurelP: Its dat girlish behavior dat makes dem feminine
Men are usually too serious, so we nid dat balance or person fit craze one day

Bro it's like you enjoy pampering babe abi? I especially don't like it when they get weepy. Consider the following scene:

Me: Baby, you have been crying since. What's the matter?
Babe: [sniffs and stammers] I- I - I dddon't knoo-o-o-o-oh!
Me: [Looks left and right. E ma gba mi kee] Baby, I'm confused. Talk to me na. I'm your man. Talk to me.
Babe: I just feel.... Oh.... [Torrential tears part2]
Me: You just feel? Feel what na?
Babe: You won't understand [sniff]
Me: Can I get you something? Water maybe?
Babe: No, I'm fine [dabs eyes] I'm fine dear [sniff]...[Sniff]
Me: I should not get you anything?
Babe: [Nods head]
Me: [Hallelujah! A definite response. Embraces her] So, honey what really happened? Why are you crying na?
Babe: it's, just one of those days... [Sniff]
Me: Which days?
But she never explains.

Me, I don't need all this drama. O.

STENON: Honest and Optimistic.
Funny in Words and in action, Someone who smiles always.

Lastly....Someone that is very good and skillful in solving Mathematics.

You know me before? See as u just table all my qualities put for here





Let's close the deal once and for all

dytbabe: U always have a story to tell
Chai

No na. I just chip in a tale or two. But true o, my eye don see ween for woman matter o.

That's how I left one babe alone after she started forming like she didn't want me. Her friends had already told me that she liked me o. I just vex carry my market comot sharply. She later accused me of pretending to like her that if I truly wanted her, I wouldn't have relented. Nansense

Seriously, where is the logic in that? I like you, you say you don't feel me. I leave you. You cry foul.

LaurelP: Femininity
I dislike ladies who behave to seriously like men

Lol. And na that their girlish behavior dey vex me pass.

Well, I love my ladies calm and smart. I don't want a drama queen.

dytbabe: Deep sigh

me too

Girlfriend an Boyfriend scene.

Girl: Osuji hope you have not forgotten my birthday o. It's next week friday.
Boy: Ahn ahn baby! How can? [Lie] [Sets reminder on phone]
Girl: okay. I trust you honey. About the iPhone, you really don't have to buy it if it's too expensive o. You know it's not all about money. [Lie]
Boy: What? No, no, no. I'm your man. In fact I have an additional surprise for you honey. [Lie] Wait, another call is coming in. It's my boss. Bye dear
Girl: okay hon. Bye.

In truth...
Girl: Osuji, OSUJI! I know you have forgotten my birthday. For your information, It's next week friday.
Boy: Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Can you imagine! I totally forgot. Make I set reminder.
Girl: Hian! I really need you to buy me that iPhone. It's expensive, yeah, but I'm your girlfriend so, *rolls eyes* buy it o. Or I will ask my Aristo.
Boy: What? Go and meet him na. Mstcheww! By the way, Linda my side chic is calling. Bye. [Cuts]
Girl: Osuji! Hello? Osuji!!

dytbabe: Sighs
Ur matter don taya me
Aswear

I need find u a good woman
Chai, my guy eye don see

Mencade don infect u

Ah no go lie you, My eye don see. BTW I'm waiting for ur candidate.

MrZin: I feel in d hrt of a man, when a woman shows him she likes him when he makes moves and then resist a lil. He feels a certain respect and admiration for her even after every with her, as long as she doesn't stink...

Bro, that is if she resists only A LITTLE. But na lie.

[size=14pt]They just have to take this hard-to-get thing too far.[/size]

I have little admiration for chics who attempt to string me up with lame, simplistic reverse psychology. Wetin sef? There are millions of single ladies on planet earth. I don't see why should I waste my precious time on a narcissistic female.

drnoel: Rationalise the rubbish all u want but most men are not built like that. I never value girls that give me tough time. I always feel a need to revenge so I dump them after getting to second base. But girls that didn't give me thought time I dated the longest. But this was before I met my wife so I have hung my boot.

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. No vex na. We are actually on the same page.

Up till now, no girl has been rescued. Only a handful escaped but none has been RESCUED.

Some people don't want the FG to negotiate for their release. As lofty and logical as you try to make it sound, I hope you realize that you are asking those little girls to pay a huge sacrifice. A sacrifice that you cannot bear.

krall: The day I chase a girl, d day I die

No time.

dytbabe: Na wa oooo
Cut down on the hatred bro

okay.

teeo: The Op is cool, see girls be looking for sugar daddy

Bro, You sef see them? They are dying inside o.







Ladies I hope you realize he's married. Stop sending him PMs o! Send them to me instead.

Ariyke: dream on

honey, hope u have mailed me. You know, I gat more swag than the OP.

I smell self esteem issues at play. How can a grown man prefer the company of 14 year old girls to that of mature women? Something is wrong somewhere. Can he not face a lady his own age and actually enjoy her company?

Let the friendzone threads thrive. Brothers need to be free from the clutches of manipulation. No woman should eat her cake and have it.

2buff: LOL boi do they ever

Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. Na so o. They just don't know when to stop. Very annoying creatures.

Smartsyn: When a girl give up on me, I give in on her close friend..

If a lady makes a man SUFFER emotionally and/or physically before she agrees to be his, let her just make sure she is worth it every blessed day. If the dude eventually finds out that she is worth less than the value she projected, he will feel cheated. He will say in his heart: "So I suffered and endured all of that poo poo for this? This is all there is to her?"

She will appear to have short-changed him. And heaven save her if he is vindictive.

Ladies love to appear hard to get but they have a propensity to overdo things. Moderation is key. Let the chase be fun and not gloom for a brother.

dytbabe: Not easy to have both sexiness n craziness

U know na

chai! Dyt

Too much beer and chicken and they start looking 3 months pregnant.

He's got style sha. But Ladies I'm sorry to break it to you: He's married.









...But I'm not. ...expecting your PMs.

dytbabe: Chai
Shaking my head and smiling
If I never marry ehn,
Wetin I go do u no be for this world o

Okay, for which world o?

evegran: . LOL! Talk is cheap! *catwalks away*

That's what the last babe said... Now she knows better

evegran: LOL. I've done it before. Sometimes I do it just to play games with em . Sometimes its a dare from friends, however I've done it like twice and yes they jumped at me. guys are sooooooooo easy!

Thank God You haven't met guys like me who will grind your heart to dust and friend-zone you eventually.

C0llynzO2: Who is talking about rebased economy? Learn to read and understand.
Nigeria is now the number one foreign investment destination in Africa.

You really don't know what you are saying. It's pointless to reason with you. Bye.